Round One: Chat and Prediction

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Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

Yo next time I go to Tim Hortons I'm not gonna be like, "Can I have a large coffee?" - I'm gonna be like:

Liquid dreams mixed with cream distancing my consciousness
I relapse when caffeine snaps moments elapse ominous
Mask my ego with cappuccino - steam rises, bubbles frothing
Vanilla beans are millipedes still I scheme for cups of coffee

And the chick gon be like :O "He a text god"

in which pinot outs himself as a syrup guzzler, eh?