12-31-2015, 07:07 PM | #1 |
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My Dog
When my friends ask, “What’s poppin’, Daniel?”
I’m like, “I’m chillin’ with my cocker spaniel.” Ayo. If you don’t like dogs, then I think that you’re super weird My dog got soft fur, a short tail and droopy ears I can’t take my dog to work, I think I need a new career I’m in a room with 7 dogs right now and mine's the cutest here Her breed is obesity prone, so I can’t give her food a lot If there’s a dog on the TV she can get confused a lot I guess it’s my fault cuz I like to watch the tube a lot We watched “Air Bud: Golden Receiver” - it had a stupid plot When I say “Speak”, my dog knows how to bark at that trick A stranger knocks on the door? I know my dog’ll bark at that trick If she rolls over, I’ll take her to the park for that trick And she’s excited when she gets inside the car for that trip I love my dog, she really knows how to walk on a leash I hate my landlord, he stated “No Dogs” on the lease But that just means I lied about my dog on the lease Am I worried if he sees my dog? Not in the least I’ll just say my friend was here, I’ve been gone for a week And I forgot to tell him that it said “No Dogs” on the lease When my landlord leaves, I’ll hook up my dog with a treat Then throw on Dogg Pound and we both nod to the beat When my dog needs a haircut, she’s the shaggiest pup Then I take her to the groomer and she look fancy as fuck If there’s a storm, my dog is scared if she hears the thunder But if I need to lull her I’ll just fill her Kong with peanut butter I said, I really love my dog, do I gotta spell it out? My dog knows the word WALK - so I gotta spell it out I said I gotta spell it out, that’s Double U A-L-K My dog eats the fanciest treats because I stay well paid My dog is never sad, she’s always wagging her tail And that’s a real good indication that she’s happy as hell You’d be happy as well if you ever seen her bottom waggle That’s why everywhere I go I gotta bring my cocker spaniel
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I liked this a lot. It was smooth and made me smile. The details were solid, and the repetition was executed well to effect. It reminded me of Lil Dickey in terms of the writer's voice, content and flow.
Two parts that I got tripped up on: Quote:
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Certain is such a gnarly editorial radical guy.
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01-02-2016, 03:15 AM | #4 |
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Lol I love my dog too
Great read. Some syllables and wording I woulda changed but who the fuck am I. Idk your dog |
01-02-2016, 04:31 AM | #5 |
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your dog is stupid...
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01-02-2016, 11:30 AM | #6 |
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Entertaining read, I enjoyed it
Good shit, dog.
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Good shit. Favored the mid section the most. Stay up.
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01-02-2016, 04:23 PM | #8 |
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Humorous, especially the landlord and dogg pound bit.
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01-03-2016, 05:12 AM | #9 |
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Wtf Pinot? You reminded me who you are. Would have ranked you higher. Fun read though. Not usually my taste, but you kept a constant stream of new visuals and details hiding the fact that I didn't like the concept. Solid writing to say the least
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01-03-2016, 11:39 AM | #10 |
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I really really enjoyed this lol light hearted, good natured, funny, and relatable. I very much enjoyed the concept and the writing was very natural, very professional and your use of repetition showed a deft touch many do not have, it's hard to pull off but you did, props man.
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03-10-2016, 02:30 PM | #11 |
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this was pretty good, as witty mentioned, light hearted and funny. I needed that. good stuff man.
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Hmm. I definitely agree with everyone here on the light hearted and maybe mildly funny vibe this presents and that was cool, alway's room for that. I'm not sure that this was like, masterful, or anything but ...enjoyable to read for what it was worth. I'd say my favorite section and consequently the better written section was
I love my dog, she really knows how to walk on a leash I hate my landlord, he stated “No Dogs” on the lease But that just means I lied about my dog on the lease Am I worried if he sees my dog? Not in the least I’ll just say my friend was here, I’ve been gone for a week And I forgot to tell him that it said “No Dogs” on the lease When my landlord leaves, I’ll hook up my dog with a treat Then throw on Dogg Pound and we both nod to the beat ^This whole section was executed well. I think the piece kinda lost it's flare at the end in comparison but ...overall I'm going to give this a "ok". |
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