5 Single Male Survival Tips

[El Muffin]

Lol.

I hear you on the contribute to ur own wealth thing tho

All I did was chime in on the find a white girl comment

[Ghost1]

Muff don't converse with fagot booger like he's an actual person in real life.

[El Muffin]

U know how gullible I am.

Aero's the brobro tho tbh

He (and u) are allowed to call me on bs

Amongst others

[El Muffin]

LMAO why u always at cakes neck

He never responds nor indulges in boarding fisticuffs anymore

That barb @ Phil was uncalled for tho lol

[Chill Phil]

Originally Posted by Muff

LMAO why u always at cakes neck

He never responds nor indulges in boarding fisticuffs anymore

That barb @ Phil was uncalled for tho lol

dude, all cake does is talk shit whenever a statement is directed at me. I could make a "good morning everybody" thread, and he'll have something shitty to say. the frequency is lower, but he's committed.

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

dude, all cake does is talk shit whenever a statement is directed at me. I could make a "good morning everybody" thread, and he'll have something shitty to say. the frequency is lower, but he's committed.

I don't dislike you as much fam. I'm not sure why esp since you're still a beta male. Maybe it's Bc you have a job now or chill Phil is a much cooler person. Whatever it is much respect to you even if you wish me the opposite. Sooner or later we'll all know who the prophet is.

[Chill Phil]

Originally Posted by Faggy McBoogz

I don't dislike you as much fam. I'm not sure why esp since you're still a beta male. Maybe it's Bc you have a job now or chill Phil is a much cooler person. Whatever it is much respect to you even if you wish me the opposite. Sooner or later we'll all know who the prophet is.

Helly Hanson is a popular brand in my neck of the woods

[Objective]

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

Helly Hanson is a popular brand in my neck of the woods

This shit still baffles me to do this day and probably will continue to do so. The company was founded in 1870 or some shit and originates from my small city in Norway, Moss with only a little bit over 30k residents in it. You'd get picked on if you used that kind of clothing, shit was lame af. When I hear Helly Hansen the first that comes to mind is life vests since that's one of the common brands to sell them around here. How their jackets n shit suddenly got popular was a weird surprise and me among others still don't really get it. It would make more sense if Moods of Norway or something like that made it big instead tbh. Nothing to detract from the quality of the jackets tho' but 16 year old me wouldn't wear it in public even if I got paid for it.

[El Muffin]

WTF is Aero talking about

Lol @ we will know who the prophet is

Def ain't ur golden child looking ass <3

[PancakeBrah]

Alright.

[veritas]

JuSt remember my words

[veritas]

Areo I'd delusional

[Objective]

Ye, they're not bad but to me it's just another common jacket.

When I read this shit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...f15_story.html I could hardly believe it, specially the part where it's described as a luxury item, lol. Almost everyone had a Helly Hansen jacket while growing up, haha. Now the price has gone up dramatically tho' but it didn't use to be like that.

[Chill Phil]

Lol yeah dude, they're expensive as fuck!

[Nameflip]

Rabble rabble rabble general consensus

[ill nik-A]

This cannot be life

[Greed]

A lot is happening here.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)

2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes

3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term).


4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill.


5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.

What if you're a single male who is not broke as fuck?

[Chill Phil]

Originally Posted by Certain

What if you're a single male who is not broke as fuck?

feel free to read any of the comments on the first or second page.