5 Single Male Survival Tips
 

1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)

2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes

3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term).


4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill.


5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.

A+ thread Phil. That's real shit.

U forgot the ramen burritos

Ramen, peanut butter, chicken breast, and sriracha can make a broke man's pad Thai

But, be more like me when you finally decide to settle down, find a white girl who's parents are loaded and will die eventually

Good job

if there was a like button, i'd click it.




get this rep though

3 - beer actually dehydrates.

B-

Maybe wen I was 19?

Grow up loser.

I have to agree with bags.

This is not fallout yet. If you are living like this past the age of 25 you are a loser.

I def made a parenthetical statement which read "short term," though


B+?

What other age group is just starting to branch out besides those under the age of 30 though?

How old are you?

This thread should be 5 Broke Single Male Survival Tips

(sigh)

in dog years i'm 210 years old

if that's how you wanna see it, it could work. but you can't save money by spending all of it.

So are you 30 and living like this?

Don't answer. I know. Point is: you are so much better than that. You have real talent.....but you are a depressive alcoholic. You are like pancake brah...but with talent.

nope.


i'm dog sitting at my boss' house, and the dude has like NOTHING here, no tv, no microwave, can't find his thermostat. i reverted back to making spaghetti, so i can heat the pot back up on the stove


then BAM!

i thought "maybe there are some folks that are brand new to independence, let me share what i've learned"

made a thread

and here we are

i am an alcoholic though. no doubt.


don't compare me to pancake. he's a mega-faggot