get a job at mcdonalds challenge - Page 2

Saitama · 12-09-2015, 04:38 PM

Wont get past background check

timeless · 12-09-2015, 04:41 PM

I think I'm the only person McDonalds has ever turned down for employment

veritas · 12-09-2015, 04:41 PM

Be honest anthony. ....elab on how McDonald's is beneath you please

Witty · 12-09-2015, 04:58 PM

I'm down

Batty · 12-09-2015, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

lmfao

imagine me with cursing you under my breath as I refill the McFlurry machine with MnMs

"this is all HIS fault"

Man, if they hire me and right out the gate I gets to fuck with the McFlurry machine, I might be down forreal.

Useless · 12-09-2015, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

So .... me an some of my friends are doing this challenge that I came up with

This thread was a lie from the start

Chamber · 12-09-2015, 05:24 PM

lolll.

uh-oh · 12-09-2015, 06:06 PM

Lold at an acceptance letter

Ghost1 · 12-09-2015, 07:34 PM

LOL fuck if I kno

I worked at bk when I was a 15 year old burnout can't remember what the hiring process involved

Adonis · 12-09-2015, 07:44 PM

I would be down but have zero chance on the basis in over qualified. Worked there in high school though, dropped out to become a manager.

Got fired for this.....

Under the cap of snapple and various drinks have sayings right? So we thought it would be funny to make our own. We'd write random shit down and tape it on a piece of paper to the out side of the wrapper. Well some dumb ass put the following on a fucking happy meal cheese burger. "if I knew when you were going to die, would you want me to tell you". Again, this was on a bottle cap. Long story short, the mom swore I poisoned her 5year old daughter and I got canned

Ghost1 · 12-09-2015, 08:01 PM

And rightfully so u fucking serial killer.

A KFC told me I was over qualified like 7 years ago I forgot about that lol.

I think if I apply for part time I'll be good

Adonis · 12-09-2015, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

And rightfully so u fucking serial killer.

A KFC told me I was over qualified like 7 years ago I forgot about that lol.

I think if I apply for part time I'll be good

That face isn't over qualified for anything bro. You look like a bum, you're good. My bets on you

Allen Knight · 12-09-2015, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

And rightfully so u fucking serial killer.

A KFC told me I was over qualified like 7 years ago I forgot about that lol.

I think if I apply for part time I'll be good

i hope u get fired from ur normal scum bag job of tryna swindle ol
ladies into buyin ur over rated life insurance while u touch ur fuckin crustache & eat stale ass mike & ikes watching gay porn on ur 95 dell, in a random twist of fate an mcdonalds does call u an offer u a job an u have to take it to survive off ur ramen noddle an sperm diet an stay in ur shitty studio like looks like Joes Apartment u share w/ 100 roaches that sleep on ur couch an crawl into ur daughters clothes while she sleeps in a card box that shaped as a barbie jeep u couldnt afford for her so u just slapped a picture on it an all this spawned from this wack ass joke u did u greasy fuckin slime bag doucher.

P.s
fucking go to hell faggot bags, i hope u get raped w/ packet of hotdogs & its put on the news in ur town. so ur embarrassed infront of ur friends, an every time they see u, they kno u got ur man hood taken anally by hotdogs an cock.

puravida · 12-09-2015, 08:30 PM

whoaaaaaa

PancakeBrah · 12-09-2015, 08:35 PM

I work there full time now

Ghost1 · 12-09-2015, 09:40 PM

Lol pancake lold

Chill Phil · 12-10-2015, 12:40 PM

If I made this thread...it'd get two hateful replies.

This thread is seriously stupid as fuck.

Ghost1 · 12-10-2015, 01:40 PM

YOU ACTIN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH RIGHT NOW

Diode · 12-10-2015, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

If I made this thread...it'd get two hateful replies.

This thread is seriously stupid as fuck.

not v chill

v emote

wow

Chyeahhh!!! · 12-10-2015, 02:56 PM

this thread is how you know we're living in the last days

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