100 obscure and archaic sexual slang terms

Plot · 12-04-2015, 12:54 AM

found this on the internet....

1. AARDVARKING…fucking an ex-lover due to boredom or lack of other opportunities

2. ABSPRITZEN…to ejaculate (German)

3. AGONY…sexual bliss (Jamaican)

4. APPLE DUMPLIN’ SHOP…boobs (archaic English)

5. ARBOR VITAE…penis (archaic English)

6. BAGPIPING…fucking a man in the armpit (19th-Century British)

7. BAWBELS…testicles (archaic English)

8. BEAR CLAW…gigantic pussy lips

9. BEARD SPLITTER…stud (archaic English)

10. BEAT DAT FACE…to fuck and/or receive oral sex (Jamaican)

11. BESCHNITTEN…circumcised (German)

12. BIT OF RASPBERRY…sexy woman (British)

13. BLANKET HORNPIPE…sexual intercourse (archaic English)

14. BLOW THE GROUNSILS…sexual intercourse (archaic English)

15. BOB TAIL…slutty woman or impotent man (archaic English)

16. BOG QUEEN…gay man who cruises public toilets for sex

17. BONE SMUGGLER…gay man

18. BRONCO…male youth who is extremely vigorous during sex

19. BUMBO…vagina (archaic black British)

20. BUSHEL BUBBY…big-breasted woman (archaic English)

21. BUTTERED BUN…having sex with a woman who has just had sex with another man gives you a “buttered bun” (archaic English)

22. CASABAS…breasts

23. CAPTAIN IS AT HOME, THE…I’m menstruating

24. CAR WASH…blowjob (Canadian)

25. CHANGE THE OIL…fuck

26. CHICK-A-BIDDY…young slut (archaic English)

27. CUNNY-HAUNTED…pussy hound (archaic English)

28. COCK WAGON…a car designed to impress women

29. CLEANING UP THE KITCHEN…licking an anus before fucking it

30. CLEANING ONE’S RIFLE….male masturbation

31. CRINKUMS…gonorrhea (archaic English)

32. CULO…ass (Spanish)

33. DAISY CHAIN…three or more people simultaneously connected by oral sex

34. DEALYBOB…clitoris

35. DILLY-BOY…male prostitute (British, 1930s)

36. DOCK…to fuck

37. DOLLYMOPPER…stud (British, 1800s)

38. DOODLE SACK…vagina (archaic English)

39. DUNG-PUNCHER…gay man (Australian 1960s)

40. DUTCH BOY…a gay man who hangs out with lesbians

41. EINSTEIN…pubic hair

42. ETCH-A-SKETCH…playing with a woman’s nipples

43. FLIT…gay man

44. FLYCATCHER…vagina

45. FONDLING THE FIG…female masturbation

46. FRENCHIFIED…infected with an STD (archaic English)

47. FROGSKIN…condom (1920s Australia)

48. FUSTY LUGGS…a disgusting slut (archaic English)

49. FUZZ BUMPER…lesbian

50. GLAMITY…vagina (Jamaican)

51. GOLDEN WINNEBAGOS…breasts

52. GRINDSMAN…stud (Jamaican)

53. GUBB…semen

54. GUNCH…to fellate

55. GWARRY…vagina (South African)

56. HASBIAN…ex-lesbian

57. HEDGE WHORE…a prostitute who will fuck you anywhere (archaic English)

58. HOUSE OF COMMONS…prostitute’s vagina

59. HYMIE…anus

60. INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT…orgasm
61. JAGS…horny (South African)

62. KAZOO…ass

63. KNISH…vagina (Yiddish)

64. LACE CURTAINS…foreskin

65. LEATHER CHEERIO…anus

66. LESBRO…a male who hangs out with lesbians

67. LOOP-DE-LOOP…simultaneous mutual oral sex; 69

68. MANTHRAX…semen

69. MEAT AND POTATOES…penis and testicles

70. MR. MENTION…stud (Jamaican)

71. NARROW AT THE EQUATOR…has a tiny penis

72. NASH…vagina (Jamaican)

73. NULL THE VOID…masturbate

74. NUTMEGS…testicles

75. PEBBLES…a sexually active underaged female

76. PEPPERED…infected with STDs (archaic English)

77. PINEAPPLE…a male’s package

78. PLAYING CANASTA…eyeballing the crotches of passersby

79. PROUD…horny (archaic English)

80. PUMPKIN EATER…pedophile

81. PUM-PUM…vagina (Jamaican)

82. PUNTERS…porn addicts; johns (British)

83. ROLFING THE PIGLET…male masturbation

84. SCHMECKEL…penis (Yiddish)

85. SCROGGING…fucking (archaic English)

86. SHAKING HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED…masturbating

87. SHEMPING THE HOG…male masturbation

88. SLAUGHTERHOUSE…a singles bar that reeks of desperation

89. STRAW…a woman skilled at sex; a female who’s good “in the straw” (archaic English)

90. STROKE THE BLOKE…masturbate

91. TATERS…breasts

92. TOPCOAT…condom

93. TUNTI…vagina (Jamaican)

94. VAGITARIAN…lesbian

95. WAGTAIL…a slut (archaic English)

96. WAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE, TO GO…to fellate

97. WESTERN PATIO…flat ass

98. WHORE PIPE…penis

99. WICKET…vagina (medieval English)

100. WINKTEPI…male butt-sex (Lakota Indian)

Mr. J · 12-04-2015, 03:04 AM

You pum-pum

sral · 12-04-2015, 06:41 AM

lmao people say pumpum all the time where i'm at

guess we do have a reasonably high (pun always intended) jamaican population here though

either as an insult (calling someone a pussy)
or like... "i heard mmlp was eating her pumpum on friday night!" lol

i dont think thats unusual/arkaic at all tbh

HOUSE OF COMMONS is british punchline gold though

i'm using that first, fuck you all!

Wavy Crockett · 12-04-2015, 07:18 AM

gone @ leather Cheerioh

anime_boners · 12-04-2015, 09:09 AM

this is my kinda thread

will read on lunch break

Inno · 12-04-2015, 09:40 AM

Bagpiping
@sraL but yo they actually did this in britian?

sral · 12-04-2015, 10:17 AM

lmaooooooooooooo its says "britain" but its more a solely scottish thing tbh

never heard of the english taking part in that faggot mel gibson shit

Wise Wiggles · 12-04-2015, 11:24 AM

lol fuzz bumpers

anime_boners · 12-04-2015, 12:10 PM

Quote:

29. CLEANING UP THE KITCHEN…licking an anus before fucking it

38. DOODLE SACK…vagina (archaic English)

48. FUSTY LUGGS…a disgusting slut (archaic English)

65. LEATHER CHEERIO…anus

68. MANTHRAX…semen

83. ROLFING THE PIGLET…male masturbation

94. VAGITARIAN…lesbian

^these are the besties

reps to OP for thread

12-04-2015, 12:54 AM	#1
Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	100 obscure and archaic sexual slang terms found this on the internet.... 1. AARDVARKING…fucking an ex-lover due to boredom or lack of other opportunities 2. ABSPRITZEN…to ejaculate (German) 3. AGONY…sexual bliss (Jamaican) 4. APPLE DUMPLIN’ SHOP…boobs (archaic English) 5. ARBOR VITAE…penis (archaic English) 6. BAGPIPING…fucking a man in the armpit (19th-Century British) 7. BAWBELS…testicles (archaic English) 8. BEAR CLAW…gigantic pussy lips 9. BEARD SPLITTER…stud (archaic English) 10. BEAT DAT FACE…to fuck and/or receive oral sex (Jamaican) 11. BESCHNITTEN…circumcised (German) 12. BIT OF RASPBERRY…sexy woman (British) 13. BLANKET HORNPIPE…sexual intercourse (archaic English) 14. BLOW THE GROUNSILS…sexual intercourse (archaic English) 15. BOB TAIL…slutty woman or impotent man (archaic English) 16. BOG QUEEN…gay man who cruises public toilets for sex 17. BONE SMUGGLER…gay man 18. BRONCO…male youth who is extremely vigorous during sex 19. BUMBO…vagina (archaic black British) 20. BUSHEL BUBBY…big-breasted woman (archaic English) 21. BUTTERED BUN…having sex with a woman who has just had sex with another man gives you a “buttered bun” (archaic English) 22. CASABAS…breasts 23. CAPTAIN IS AT HOME, THE…I’m menstruating 24. CAR WASH…blowjob (Canadian) 25. CHANGE THE OIL…fuck 26. CHICK-A-BIDDY…young slut (archaic English) 27. CUNNY-HAUNTED…pussy hound (archaic English) 28. COCK WAGON…a car designed to impress women 29. CLEANING UP THE KITCHEN…licking an anus before fucking it 30. CLEANING ONE’S RIFLE….male masturbation 31. CRINKUMS…gonorrhea (archaic English) 32. CULO…ass (Spanish) 33. DAISY CHAIN…three or more people simultaneously connected by oral sex 34. DEALYBOB…clitoris 35. DILLY-BOY…male prostitute (British, 1930s) 36. DOCK…to fuck 37. DOLLYMOPPER…stud (British, 1800s) 38. DOODLE SACK…vagina (archaic English) 39. DUNG-PUNCHER…gay man (Australian 1960s) 40. DUTCH BOY…a gay man who hangs out with lesbians 41. EINSTEIN…pubic hair 42. ETCH-A-SKETCH…playing with a woman’s nipples 43. FLIT…gay man 44. FLYCATCHER…vagina 45. FONDLING THE FIG…female masturbation 46. FRENCHIFIED…infected with an STD (archaic English) 47. FROGSKIN…condom (1920s Australia) 48. FUSTY LUGGS…a disgusting slut (archaic English) 49. FUZZ BUMPER…lesbian 50. GLAMITY…vagina (Jamaican) 51. GOLDEN WINNEBAGOS…breasts 52. GRINDSMAN…stud (Jamaican) 53. GUBB…semen 54. GUNCH…to fellate 55. GWARRY…vagina (South African) 56. HASBIAN…ex-lesbian 57. HEDGE WHORE…a prostitute who will fuck you anywhere (archaic English) 58. HOUSE OF COMMONS…prostitute’s vagina 59. HYMIE…anus 60. INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT…orgasm 61. JAGS…horny (South African) 62. KAZOO…ass 63. KNISH…vagina (Yiddish) 64. LACE CURTAINS…foreskin 65. LEATHER CHEERIO…anus 66. LESBRO…a male who hangs out with lesbians 67. LOOP-DE-LOOP…simultaneous mutual oral sex; 69 68. MANTHRAX…semen 69. MEAT AND POTATOES…penis and testicles 70. MR. MENTION…stud (Jamaican) 71. NARROW AT THE EQUATOR…has a tiny penis 72. NASH…vagina (Jamaican) 73. NULL THE VOID…masturbate 74. NUTMEGS…testicles 75. PEBBLES…a sexually active underaged female 76. PEPPERED…infected with STDs (archaic English) 77. PINEAPPLE…a male’s package 78. PLAYING CANASTA…eyeballing the crotches of passersby 79. PROUD…horny (archaic English) 80. PUMPKIN EATER…pedophile 81. PUM-PUM…vagina (Jamaican) 82. PUNTERS…porn addicts; johns (British) 83. ROLFING THE PIGLET…male masturbation 84. SCHMECKEL…penis (Yiddish) 85. SCROGGING…fucking (archaic English) 86. SHAKING HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED…masturbating 87. SHEMPING THE HOG…male masturbation 88. SLAUGHTERHOUSE…a singles bar that reeks of desperation 89. STRAW…a woman skilled at sex; a female who’s good “in the straw” (archaic English) 90. STROKE THE BLOKE…masturbate 91. TATERS…breasts 92. TOPCOAT…condom 93. TUNTI…vagina (Jamaican) 94. VAGITARIAN…lesbian 95. WAGTAIL…a slut (archaic English) 96. WAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE, TO GO…to fellate 97. WESTERN PATIO…flat ass 98. WHORE PIPE…penis 99. WICKET…vagina (medieval English) 100. WINKTEPI…male butt-sex (Lakota Indian)

12-04-2015, 03:04 AM	#2
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	You pum-pum __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

12-04-2015, 06:41 AM	#3
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