THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Adonis]

Godly complexion is simply divine
After all, I write and I rhyme
Spit with a muscular cortex defined
Equipped with bazooka make me suspect to crime
Correct
I object and reject the flow you enshrine
I'm not saying I'm down as fuck
Just saying you got no spine
I free abominably
Speak consciously
Think sub-par but stroke comas key'd
Drop bombs for peace
Auschwitz and Naga- sake I drink
I mean, I spit and you think
I write while you spit
You spit as I come off the top of my tongue
I'm so far ahead I'm a toupee attatched
Tickle jabs in your girls abs as she laughs
Dick her down til her gown's on the ground
...

@JESODIST

I see u

[JESODIST]

I write bars raw leaving writers awed Confuzled Perplex,
Mysteriously bleeding in cyphers and all from an Ominous Hex,
you always bitching around the faction we must be Opposite Sex,
I am part of an attraction where you need to Earn your Respect,
After carefully browsing these scrolls satisfaction is Obvious Effect,
The serpent Deploys a text that coils on your neck Destroyed in the Set,
Undisturbed and calm the majestic creature is Navigating the Puzzling Depths,
Throw a Psalm you hectic preachers or Bounce from the Set,
Uninspired by Anarchies Time to Awaken the Rembrandt,
The entire galaxy gathers around awaiting the Sacred Descendant,
Leutenants begin chasing rats and bugs away by Spraying Infectants,
The Grail of Perfection maneuvering through the matrix in a Way that is Elegant,
Iniciate Ressurection to post a note on the back of your skull like the Brain of Elephants,
Search the verse for talent The competition is lacking Excellence all their Claims are Irrelevant,
Tried a couple of websites but most of the Members are Vapid,
You might be asking yourself how am i posting these Letters so Rapid?
Well I'm Fantastic teleporting silently across the Hell Traps,
While U lying fiends are boring Expelling Raps that are softer than Gel Caps...

[Quarter O]

Went to hell n back pressures of life got my melon cracked
Applied pressure from the sledge n hatch on the edge I grab
Hold of this rocky peak mountain climbing with no slack
No support for support church ties n sum slacks
Where'd it all start look in the mirror what I saw off
Clear liquor n sawed offs got me gulping from salt water
My life would make the soft harder till u rock solid
Cancer in my chest feeling like a blast from rock salt
Salty how off key this phantom of the opera is
But these cliff notes got me on the edge of vodka swigs
Open mics a freak show a sad clown emo
Only time I get to express my nightmares and dreams tho
The beats the only thing saving me from asylums
In every day convo what he rhymed would med-prescribe em
Only Valium could make u think of this no volume or grade of weed can get
You Loud enough to be oldschool as Loud records team with this
I should've been booked with them
I was busy swimming pooling chicks like kendrick, never got my feet wet - I couldn't swim
Should've did it
This progidy of a child mobb deep with the wild and paid shook ones a visit
Was mommys little sugar was innocent
Till Bradley finessed us
Show me and Mike our first Mac on the dresser.

[emcee squared]

nothing

[Mr. J]

Hi haters! Im back off hiatus
I stay high & blaze like twin skyscrapers
who else you know matchin my flavor...
the pied piper leading all of you migraters
my gosh, my god, Im wearing 5 layers
Im so warm, Im so hot, write to no thought
you couldnt beat QwarterZ playing coop
snap like photog, framing me to show off
look mufucker Im a mufucking robot!!!!!

Nah I kids Im a.. a.. BLESSED
when I spit & it feels like my nose is compressed
or some dumb shit @2tripple0 says

but word shout out to @Adonis for keeping hope alive
I swear if I battled @JESODIST he would no show tonight
Ill put Pharaoh in a sacophagus
spit phlegm from the asophagus
net wars but emcees dont square up to the anonymous

[JESODIST]

Hey Puppet Adonis the Prophet Jesodist is about to crash upon you like the Comet Aphophis,
Drill in your dome the Arsenic Prognosis, killing your bones like Aseptic Necrosis,
See me your Neck Frozes, We can battle till you're Rep Decomposes,
I'll swiftly blanquet you with Text thats Corrosive without a Set Motive,
A Local Solistice causing Total Crisis in the Oval Office,
the Hostess Crowned in progress making you swet like standing Infront of a Furnace,
Scrap your verse it was filled with Junk and its Rubbish,
I'm a the Worse Writer making you completely vanish bringing Order and Justice,
A Ghost rider making you Feel the anguish of all the Souls that you Punish,
I'm marvelous Observe the Chronicle Alert the Pupulace,
I'm tossing Obstacles that are Ominous in a Hole that is Botomless,
You have no idea about the trouble it takes to Topple Fakes,
while congregating in Consulates to delegate how to compensate in Couple Dates,
I drop hits like a barrage of missliles Earthquaking Continents,
Turn negative to positive when i laugh at your disses and Take it as Compliments,
A tyranic hornet assaulting the fate of Gigantic Hive,
Marvel comics were amazed after meeting this Classic Guy,
they gonna make another movie called the Fantastic Five,
An Enduring Rap tyrant with Satanical Ties,
Securing the Flock in silent with Watchful Eyes,
Trynna protect them from creeps that like to babble miles of Wratful Lies,
Sometimes feeling mushy after watching how the Animal Dies,
No one here ever tells me that what I Write is Insanity,
thats is why i know that this Site is my Family,
keeping me away from a Life of Calamity,
Aboveany power level where even Gohan Dwells,
Connecting blissful spells like tissues in Stroma Cells,
send horrific looking victims even the Coroner Yells,
I am part of Covert Affaris mending together whatever lies the Governor Sells,
Patiantly observing my son and the Route that he Follows,
Throwing puns that are so strong they are Hurting his Shadow,
When he is at a dissadvantage like a 100 ton whale Trynna Hunt in the Shallows,
awaken the wolf for the Hour to Howl,
These cowards won't even be Found in the Bowls,
corpse riddled with a Hundreds of Vowels, Roting in Barrels,
Suckers that Prowl prepare to be crucified by a Monster that Growls,
Leaving your Bones Dismantled in a Dumpster in Shambles,
I battle other wordly being beyond your Stratosphere, Clam and Clear,
Keep an Open Mind or get Murked with Rhymes by the The Lord of Crime,
Satan Actually your Soul is Mine, Blatant casualty you are not Worth my Time...

[2tripple0]

yo there aint shit to this rap scene
searching for the crack in ya game like a crack fiend
I didn't mean to rap with shit set ups like that
im a collage of different colours call me something plaid
you be chasing pussy like a dog running after a cat
i could land a jab and carry you around like a book bag
none of yall seem to be rapping the same way as triple
ill have to put my foot up on you like a pedestal
i don't have to televise this but its like Malcolm in the middle
and just like preying for the dead im lighting some candles
that's the best way to get to the bottom of shit
its like a black man with an afro hes got something to pick
im driving and doing 50 in a thirty mile per hour zone
and its only been twentyfive years since they invented cell phones
and although theyre a machine some people are mesmerized
im like something too graphic because it cant be televised
and the companies that are in charge of the news
only allow their reporters to know so much of the truth
gotta end this even though i feel like my rhymes have improved
im like dude, wheres my car? cuz i got a ticket and took it to the pound

[Quarter O]

No pound for wack niggas i keep em welterweight
U got a purple heart ill have u leaking welches grape
I got thé hell of kane leatherface with metal plated
Arms with rusty blades held In place with celluar tape
Shank Ya in ya throat till your last syllables drips the flo'
I spit the flows garunteed get more "ooo's" then triple o
Dude ain't in the know if he was in it the kid-a-know
That he don't got the know how to be considered dope
Quarter o'll have you bleedin quarts,
Have u feeling like you won't go free in court Armed with hammer if he out of order
In the court of law he'd probly snitch n get his chorus on
In war I'm last man standing like not picked on court to ball
War-ready I keep the morge heavy
Make ya nice day a Black Friday in war anything goes like store endings
To die better be born ready
Slap ya mom for not taking a rusty hanger up her puss to make your abort messy
Rapping ain't your fortay who ever told u that lied
U need a eye opener when my fist opens that eye
I got a crooked dick to leave ya bitch open that wide
You ain't coping at rhymes hope at least u coping at life

[Mr. J]

I write short hand but have more hands than your ass
that poor man they dragged him & called him Caitlyn
now its your chance..
four hands like Goro screaming Toro when the door closed
for sure tho, your more ho than ya pussy reaching your torso
you bound to get fucked
this is the porno and I wrote the script
you choke on dick
bow to your master
I broke the wrist
watch ya mom
I stroke the tits
whoa..
look at all this bogus shit in this thread soon as I open it..
it makes me want to fly a ***ti into your bad eye
dont make me drop quarters like Im on my last life

[Quarter O]

This niggas a buzz I pissed way
Get a grip
I'm dope as brick u missed the J
Have this bitch, missin J
Have u injured in the game, done, dismembered, oughta
- know I'm best as they come second to none, can't 2nd quarter
Show his update on halftime report
Your rap buzz as long as a half pint n ports
My half rhymes can sort this out n leave ya mind baffled
Wishing u can get in a time capsule, set it back n time travel
2 hours back before u got the heart to go post that
U get pwned so post pone that ya bitch I phoneboned that
Phone home black medusa I stone cold cats
Steve Austin, when beef sparkin' I crome dome cats
Arnold Classic, ya bitch gulp my almond package
I laugh out loud when I'm talkin smack its automatic
I'm the total package like tallying up auto crashes
They rewind my shit so much I'm stuck on talking backwards

[Mr. J]

look at this onion tryna be cute
it almost makes me want to cry!
Its true!
half a bar would put your brain on the head rest
the rest of the bar would melt wherever your head rests
why write your heart out you aint even scathing @2tripple0 would whoop your ass for me AND I HATE HIM
but honestly . . . . . . the back & forth would be amazing
2 trip would be like, you want to monkey watch me gorilla
quarter o would be like fuck that brah weed my migraine killa
I would be like . . . look at the romance poppin off between all the filler

[Mr. J]

you gon huff & puff or say somethin tough
or sit there lookin dumb as fuck
Im dump on sluts while you just dumpin sluts
thats the village doorknob son
everyone gets a turn once the others done
Im bored off my ass and this is all they sent me?
I mean it isnt even fun being unfriendly
or something so close to deadly
spaghetti spaghetti spitta andretti
you must be fingered isnt that right freddy
7 days 5 nights, hello, good bye
I dont even have to make sense now...hahahahahahahahhaha

[emcee squared]

nothing

[Mr. J]

Ya schemes are half baked, its a white lie
Mr Nice Guy wouldn't hurt a blind fly...
he'll be like 'its ok little buddy I just smell like shit'
everyday of his life though...you know he felt like it.
this fruit probably waiting to join the salad bowl
I shine son, the rising sun. you a candle yo..

[JESODIST]

A Rembrandth on the making wrecking all those faking
Weapons Calibrated with Venom Saturated to have Cerebellums Perferated,
The Phenom has been IniciatedWont stop till you Fellons Flee and get Terminated,
Masters of the Intense Lyricism
wiping away any Pungent Organism spraying Molecular Acid as a Defense Mechanism,
Instead of Peace in all eyes Reighning on Earth,
Hail of bullets rain from the skies till the blood Drain from your Shirt,
Trained Since Birth to have looking like a beast Laying in the Dirt,
I am a prince Spreading Hatred like Sicilian Movies,
having sex all night with Conspicuous Groupies shaking like Brazillian Booties,
pricing your life at a mere Zillion Rupies,
you go no more farther than Minions and Rookies,
I am a billion dollar secret behind those Delicious Recepies,
got Vicious Remedies for Supersticious Enemies with Malicious Tendencies....

[Pharaohs Army]

writers

[Pharaohs Army]

i've been working on an extensive collaboration involving massive participation the editors are at odds so it's a tenuous situation/
the imagery in such a production is so vivid, i can't even describe how they did it/
the plot was so unpredictable because it was so predictable there was no twist@the end- it pissed me off/
well-developed characters, and like i said, a well developed plot/
i guess i'm the public relations arm/
please die rect any of your directquestions to me/
iwill not respond to any substantive inquiries about the project- this is just a tease/

[JESODIST]

I'm a Reighning Harpist,
at age 8 you used used to like staying Late in Parties just to Play with Barbies,
While i was on a wrong turn finding myself Facing Charges,
optically enhanced about to Gaze the Farthest,
You plant and grow making your Way the Hardest,
I plan overthrow and then Take the Harvest,
I have your destiny Written on a Parchment,
Drop this verse with Intensity you Stricken like Bombardments,
Hoochies and Witnesses Alarming, I just got a Dick Enlargement
Adapting to Boundries got them wondering how can one survive and Live in these Environments,
walking the streets with Ripped Garments,
This verse is a transformer that can Split into Compartments,
I'm a Crude Rapper a Dude thats Darker than Luke Harper,
Getting made into something Cool and Smarter in the hands of a True Carver,
A Secret Guardian Sleep Walking through a Gleaming Garden,
Really Guarded domeone needs to wake him up before the Demons Have Him,
With no will to fight you're the Tamest Simian,
I Spit it Tight making you aquire the Strangest Feelings,
You resemble vegeta the way you get your ass kicked by every Major Villian,
Aim the shot gun at a throat till blood Paints the Ceiling,
You are shrek with a donkey I'm Human Shrek with a Stallion,
The Buddha difusing Nuclear Text to Infect the Batallions,
Detatch heads then hang them on my Neck like Medallions...

[Pharaohs Army]

i've joined a Guild Of Artisans and if we have it Our Way you'll drop your emphasis and Kill Your Artistry.
you are not very accurate with your Targeting.
Insomnia can often result in watching Infomercials for Penis Enlargiment.

i've Run out of Ways, to Say i'm Great.
i'm pretty decent, let's leave it at that,
and anything further is up for debate.
my next topical is basically what everIwanna say.
perhaps i could look at the image on the instrumental beat on the youtube page.
someone dies at the end. or is related. they either fall tragic or are Saved.
look. i'm copying and pasting it right now in to "paint".
enhance.
enhance.
is this picture what We Should be picking? by chance,
& are you aware of Any federal Grants?
without these i don't Think we could Advance.
i am your warm shoulder when you're missing Cold Friends
,n old heads
why is this site so dead?
it's Not. we've been playing on the sidelines.
stuck in old habits, smoking too much pot.
cyphering with villains. who never seem to stop.

i've hired a harpist for my wedding and funeral.
early for both; i know it's unusual.
i don't have anything metaphysical to share with u unless you count talking to lucifer
he Tells me what humans do
n WHY they do...
since eight I've been a whiny dude.
writing crude, that's why i have so much time for you.

i'm kidding around, i need you all.
in this time of crisis i get on my knees, and fall.
i think i was a native in a past life, and when magellan came i slaughtered them all

[JESODIST]

I take a giant step causing the World to Rumble and Shake,
My Tongue is a Snake and the venom be Flowing like a Lake,
When it comes to chances like these I'm not Known to Wait,
I battle emcees like the Throne is at Stake,
You are Cattle I eat you like a Pound of Stake,
I'm a Ton in Weight bringing tension causing your Bones to Break,
I was Born a Great You are just a Clone that is Fake,
I drive through with my car while you Hold the Gate,
Learn then pay Attention and Concentrate,
If you want to embark on this Dimension Cogregate,
If you are not part of this relation Don't Comlicate,
This thread be looking sexy as hell and my Intention is to Furnicate...
My eyes are embers Eternally Glowing like Suns,
I am that only member that can Cleverlly Crush you with Puns,
Wanna defeat me fairly? You are Seriously fooling yourself like a Lonely Clown,
Get Knock out continuousy for a 100 Rounds with Skull cracked Viciously for Exposing Domes,
sent flying through the Floating Clouds then chop in half before Touching the Grounds...