Black Friday

[veritas]

Timothy,

Whilst I am over joyed that your wellfare check has been able to stretch further and buy you more materials that you neither need nor appreciate, I must also do my duty and tell you what you actually need black Friday does not sell.

here is but a piece of a list, if you are serious:


Self respect
Self worth
Class
Decency
Moral compass
A decent woman
A work ethic
Truthfulness
A sense of humor
A healthy sex drive
Sobriety
Decent parents
A non-whorish baby momz
Reasoning capabilities
Knowledge of how to maintain environmental hygiene
Budgeting skills
Knowledge of how to make good life choices
Grooming skills that prevent you from always looking like a conspicuous egret in the face