BAL Championship Match: Orc (3-0) vs. Wavy Crockett (3-0) - WAVY WINS

[Wavy Crockett]

Ahem

You're that strong white like a package of coke; all savage & yolked
Such a massive heart throb, grandpa at the back table started having a stroke
He's like a Grecian Zeus sculpted; arms swole from some illegal new substance
TJ's got the kind of jawbone definition anatomy textbooks couldn't even do justice
It's Mr. Steal Your Girl - his abdominals placed him at the top of the rankings
Be honest, you're only holding up "banter" cause that physique can stop conversations
Such a youthful spectacle, guy on your left needed his glasses to see right
He makes everyone casually seem like they're 70; it's actually Teen Night
Idk how many hoes that I asked who thought your photo's enhanced
It's not the angle; his cock's jus strangle-holding a glass so these bitches know what's on tap
You've got that Rambo bod - I bet you go commando often ;)
W/ that mammoth Johnson; fuck Orlando Bloom, you look like Orlando Blossomed

<3

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Orc

GHJ, Notifications, Dealt hand

Started out pretty funny, the first were nice, but u died down in the last 3 bars.

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

Grandpa's stroke, Banter, Teen night, Orlando blossomed

Hilarious straight thru, wasn't feeling a couple, but the quote literally had me LOLing.

Overall WAVY NEIGHBOR took this "compliment" battle..even tho I hate those, this was somewhat classical.