NC 1-2 Punch Barfest Event: Onslaught 3

[BROKE LESNAR]

Onslaught 3

- 10 bar max
- must be signed in to participate
- will begin and end abruptly


1st Place: Accomplishment, +10 wins, all losses erased
2nd Place: +8 wins, all losses erased
3rd Place: +6 wins, all losses erased
4th Place: +4 wins
5th Place: +2 wins

[BROKE LESNAR]

Now open. Good luck.

[Wavy Crockett]

Fuck

[Meth]

Neigh w/ women? Nah. Girls never felt dude.
Only bitches to ride wave are rocking a wet suit.

[Destroyer]

hard to get up the nerve to compete, lately I've been beat so often
wait, meth is involved, so he can't vote? I might just have a shot then

[Saint]

science is in session. its physics when ya girl gets naked probly
wifes tits & ass such flatland, ya need Carl Sagan lectures to help navigate her body

[Wavy Crockett]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

hard to get up the nerve to compete, lately I've been beat so often
wait, meth is involved, so he can't vote? I might just have a shot then

You'll be lyin in ruins when this gauge get pumped
Give Desecrate full of ammo before I light him up & burn his remains in one

[Destroyer]

man the stuff u spit is trash, u'd be better off to rehearse, kid
u got filtr right in ur name, & still can't get the shit out ur verses

@inf

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

You'll be lyin in ruins when this gauge get pumped
Give Desecrate full of ammo before I light him up & burn his remains in one

I'm raining strikes on his dome, with various lengths of bamboo
the way WC fields these blows, I'll leave his nose swole up like THAT dude's

[Wavy Crockett]

Originally Posted by Infiltration

science is in session. its physics when ya girl gets naked probly
wifes tits & ass such flatland, ya need Carl Sagan lectures to help navigate her body

Ya girl trained the whole team.. fuck any rep you've earned
If they say Infi misfire, it's cause she's known as a bad bitch that'll get you burned

[Wavy Crockett]

Originally Posted by Meth

Neigh w/ women? Nah. Girls never felt dude.
Only bitches to ride wave are rocking a wet suit.

Mom & dad told you throwin rocks'd be your biggest mistake
This faggot only grew up in a glass house 'cause both his parents were addicted to crank

[Saint]

Ya moms a dumb thot - i shoulda said 'stop' & had her suck cock
Cuz u were the worst New Wave birthed in the 80's since British Punk Rock

[Resin M-I-C]

watch ur six Neigh, when i rip see this bitch slayed
i'ma burn me a .Wav so much i can make myself a mixtape.

[Wavy Crockett]

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C

watch ur six Neigh, when i rip see this bitch slayed
i'ma burn me a .Wav so much i can make myself a mixtape.

You second string in this game, I'ma put everything on display
Draw on me? You must be high, Res; these shots'll show you the definition of pain

[Resin M-I-C]

ur gunshots muzzled.. get robbed for ya paycheck it's a backward hustle
cuz when I put 2 across you there'll be one down, that's a crossword puzzle

[Resin M-I-C]

fuck that geriatric prick Des, u gettin coldcocked holmes
he aint packin, when the 9 strikes that just means lights out at the old folks home

[Utmost]

The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service

[Unfukwitable]

Originally Posted by Utmost

The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service

U spit that all wrong, that bar wasn't just a large mistake;
It was a Backfire, that could've aided in a Jimmy Neutron escape.

[Utmost]

& Res,

Ur times up! Tried to give us a sick brawl verse, kid we're bound to hurl
Now ya just a wood be idol...that could decorate tiki bars 'round the world

[Unfukwitable]

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C

ur gunshots muzzled.. get robbed for ya paycheck it's a backward hustle
cuz when I put 2 across you there'll be one down, that's a crossword puzzle

ching chong chow

once my tool sprays it'll turn ya new fade into a toupee;
in half the time it takes u to bat ur eyes;
I'll put a Smith over MIC quicker than Cool J's tat design.