THE ROAST OF KOTIKO - Page 2

Vulgar · 10-31-2015, 11:28 AM

He looks like he's a stockbroker from Lameladesh.

He looks like he sells Smith Machines on the black market in Kosovo.

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-31-2015, 11:50 AM

Lookin like a former Lonely Alley Beyblade champion that never lived up to the hype

Lookin like a proud owner and current user of a Walkman cd player hip holster

Lookin like he tells tourist he's the local shark wrestler but it's not open season atm

Lookin like he hangs out next to the pizza joints ancient Pac-Man machine to humble brag to passer bys that he's still tip score since that magical night of mountain dew and virginity in '83

Lookin like a failed background actor for 90's sitcoms

Lookin like he stalks the boardwalk with bags of crushed aspirin, asking people if they wanna experience a blizzard in the tropics

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-31-2015, 11:59 AM

Lookin like Costa Ricas most notorious book store yelp reviewer

Lookin like he uses a hollowed out dildo as a snorkel when he dives for treasure

Lookin like he scalpels counterfeit Dolphin Experience tickets to support his cheeseburger addiction

Lookin like he's gonna be fucking thrilled about go pro in 5 years

Lookin like he has a YouTube prank channel with no videos on it

Lookin like his alcoholic step dad coined his nickname "ccapt inappropriate " and taught him all these shitty jokes while simultaneously hustling him out his birthday money to buy pall malls

Lookin like he rolls scratch off tickets up and snorts the shavings when he's done

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-31-2015, 12:06 PM

Ole "no my order isn't finished" lookin boy

Lives in a treefort built out of old Tommy Bahama apparel and depression

Lol @ asking to give him our best Guido jokes when his GTL is grease, transfats and loathing

8===D~~~~(}: · 10-31-2015, 12:57 PM

@Knuxlehead no more

EtH · 10-31-2015, 01:32 PM

Why is the bottom part of his face 2 times wider than the top part?

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-31-2015, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dick Sucking Lip Larold

@Knuxlehead no more

Lol cleft lips

Chyeahhh!!! · 10-31-2015, 03:46 PM

nigga got a warped skull.

Bobbys World bobble head havin ass

Useless · 10-31-2015, 10:58 PM

Dead @ knucklehead

This dude lookin like he wears a fanny pack filled with seashells and fake crocodile teeth

Lookin like he just finished doing an ad for bosly to pay for his hair transplant

Meth · 10-31-2015, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Lookin like he hangs out next to the pizza joints ancient Pac-Man machine to humble brag to passer bys that he's still tip score since that magical night of mountain dew and virginity in '83

Sup costanza

Batty · 11-01-2015, 01:18 AM

This nigga's beard looking 100 like Jackie Brown's pussy.

Living on the island from The Green Inferno and shit...

This nigga got a Fred Flintstone fade with a beard made from North West's baby hairs.

Bam Bam Wiggalo

This niggas tattoo looks like them blow-up dancing things from Bayleigh's entrance in NXT.

Lookin like he wears Crocs to Kinkos staff meetings.

Lookin like he sweats IHOP syrup.

Lookin like The Spamburgalar

Lookin like he works the lighting on the set of Tropic Thunder.

Batty · 11-01-2015, 01:27 AM

BROADUS CLAY: TRAVEL AGENT

This nigga lookin like Snorlax in the Unabomber's shades.

This nigga is Everlast's cousin: Finishlast

Lookin like he put Soul Glow on his beard and Mop and Go on his hair.

Got them Dean Ambrose bangs.

Lookin like John Candy with Al Sharpton's dick hair for a beard

Lookin like the Swamp Thing took Toxic Avenger's lifeguard job at the beach from the last Rambo.

This nigga lookin like he invents new snacks full time.

Lookin like Wyatt family member they don't need.

Vulgar · 11-01-2015, 01:43 AM

He works for Proctor & Gamble as a FAILASAURUS agent.

Batty · 11-01-2015, 01:51 AM

His favorite pastime is burying himself in expired Lunchables and then eating his way out.

Vulgar · 11-01-2015, 02:01 AM

Lookin like a Chips Ahoy funeral director.

anime_boners · 11-01-2015, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EtH

This guy's a cross between Kevin Owens and Perez Hilton.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

Looks like he eats really late at night, right before bed.

genre over

edit: that nigga batty said brodus clay: travel agent. I am destroyed

anime_boners · 11-01-2015, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh!!!

prefers his shirts with sleeves cutoff to showoff his dull shoulder blades

dead

Batty · 11-01-2015, 08:43 AM

BO RAI CHO: MALL COP

veritas · 11-01-2015, 08:57 AM

Obliterated at Kevin owens and Jackie browns pussy hair

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-01-2015, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

He looks like he sells Smith Machines on the black market in Kosovo.

fuckin gone

10-31-2015, 01:32 PM	#26
EtH Erebus Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 435 Battle Record: 6-1 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 3537332	Why is the bottom part of his face 2 times wider than the top part? __________________

10-31-2015, 03:46 PM	#28
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663348	nigga got a warped skull. Bobbys World bobble head havin ass __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

10-31-2015, 11:28 AM	#21
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	He looks like he's a stockbroker from Lameladesh. He looks like he sells Smith Machines on the black market in Kosovo.

10-31-2015, 11:50 AM	#22
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	Lookin like a former Lonely Alley Beyblade champion that never lived up to the hype Lookin like a proud owner and current user of a Walkman cd player hip holster Lookin like he tells tourist he's the local shark wrestler but it's not open season atm Lookin like he hangs out next to the pizza joints ancient Pac-Man machine to humble brag to passer bys that he's still tip score since that magical night of mountain dew and virginity in '83 Lookin like a failed background actor for 90's sitcoms Lookin like he stalks the boardwalk with bags of crushed aspirin, asking people if they wanna experience a blizzard in the tropics

10-31-2015, 11:59 AM	#23
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	Lookin like Costa Ricas most notorious book store yelp reviewer Lookin like he uses a hollowed out dildo as a snorkel when he dives for treasure Lookin like he scalpels counterfeit Dolphin Experience tickets to support his cheeseburger addiction Lookin like he's gonna be fucking thrilled about go pro in 5 years Lookin like he has a YouTube prank channel with no videos on it Lookin like his alcoholic step dad coined his nickname "ccapt inappropriate " and taught him all these shitty jokes while simultaneously hustling him out his birthday money to buy pall malls Lookin like he rolls scratch off tickets up and snorts the shavings when he's done

10-31-2015, 12:06 PM	#24
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	Ole "no my order isn't finished" lookin boy Lives in a treefort built out of old Tommy Bahama apparel and depression Lol @ asking to give him our best Guido jokes when his GTL is grease, transfats and loathing

10-31-2015, 12:57 PM	#25
8===D~~~~(}: Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,335 Battle Record: 0-1000 Champed - Mustache C-C-Combo Breaker - No Man Cleft Behind (x79) - Clefts & Rights II - Grand Cleft Larceny - Cleft 4 Dead V Rep Power: 0	@Knuxlehead no more

10-31-2015, 10:58 PM	#29
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	Dead @ knucklehead This dude lookin like he wears a fanny pack filled with seashells and fake crocodile teeth Lookin like he just finished doing an ad for bosly to pay for his hair transplant

11-01-2015, 01:18 AM	#31
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	This nigga's beard looking 100 like Jackie Brown's pussy. Living on the island from The Green Inferno and shit... This nigga got a Fred Flintstone fade with a beard made from North West's baby hairs. Bam Bam Wiggalo This niggas tattoo looks like them blow-up dancing things from Bayleigh's entrance in NXT. Lookin like he wears Crocs to Kinkos staff meetings. Lookin like he sweats IHOP syrup. Lookin like The Spamburgalar Lookin like he works the lighting on the set of Tropic Thunder.

11-01-2015, 01:27 AM	#32
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	BROADUS CLAY: TRAVEL AGENT This nigga lookin like Snorlax in the Unabomber's shades. This nigga is Everlast's cousin: Finishlast Lookin like he put Soul Glow on his beard and Mop and Go on his hair. Got them Dean Ambrose bangs. Lookin like John Candy with Al Sharpton's dick hair for a beard Lookin like the Swamp Thing took Toxic Avenger's lifeguard job at the beach from the last Rambo. This nigga lookin like he invents new snacks full time. Lookin like Wyatt family member they don't need.

11-01-2015, 01:43 AM	#33
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	He works for Proctor & Gamble as a FAILASAURUS agent.

11-01-2015, 01:51 AM	#34
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	His favorite pastime is burying himself in expired Lunchables and then eating his way out.

11-01-2015, 02:01 AM	#35
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	Lookin like a Chips Ahoy funeral director.

11-01-2015, 08:43 AM	#38
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	BO RAI CHO: MALL COP