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SYRACUSE
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he's still 1-3 against your boy though..............................
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So what brand did you go with for this particular instance of drunk boarding?
EFFEN Vodka? Ciroc? Not judging just curious you seem like a Rapper Vodka person.
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SYRACUSE
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I had peach ciroc the other day but tonight I'm on raging bitch beer by flying dog. Shit's good.
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Alright man I respect your hustle.
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SYRACUSE
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what's your record vs deadman pancake...
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I think we've only battled once. Way back on .com. He won. So I respect his hustle, too.
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Saul Paul
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I've beaten you and we haven't even battled.
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SYRACUSE
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I have eight gigawatt, sustainable 5 mile radius, CIA grade flashlights locked in my mountain hideaway. 12 years of chef boyardee and at least 7 weeks worth of whiskey. I have anti-alien missiles that have latent radioactive isotopes ready to activate remotely at my leisure, destroying any entity within an 8 galaxy supercluster. I have vegan belnders made from horse hairs and recycled glass, and 800 pounds of dried, non perishable, FBI-grade kale at my disposal. I have canteens of 88.0 level ph, pristine ice water from an uncharted moon circling nibiru's elliptical gravitational axis.
I have batteries. I have every show ever recorded on netflix, all stored on one 3 millimeter length USB harddrive. I have to cure to AIDS. I also have my bunker on highground in a himalayan mountain in case I need that advantage. I have 700,000,000 oxygen tanks. I have beef jerky, 12 cases of fleshlights, and 600 billion pixels of redtube pornography, archived at my disposal. I have infared saunas and 70 mile scope rifles. I have limited edition comic books, and Armenian sex slaves brought over by Russians on the NYC coast who only deal in cash. They are willing now, because of my immeasurable cornucopia of supplies. I have wit and talent. I have perserverance. I have the myriad call of hibernating whiskey barrel dogs biomechanically engineered to survive the apocalypse. I have a natural cooling system being that I live in a himalayan mountain. I have grey alien technology geothermal that can reach my cavernous zenith, apex and pinnacle and provide me heat as well. I have integrity. I have courage. I have 15 chocolate power bars, and 77 unwaxed, indestructible candles. I have journals, pencils and pens. I have grenades. I win.
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respect
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Saul Paul
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jesus would not condone your curse words. you are a sinner
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Saul Paul
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god cursed the earth a few times, I've cursed on earth a few times. God has not forsaken me.
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Steel Cut
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I'm 0-1 against black but I would've been 1-0 against NYC had I not blown off my verse against Pinot in that alias tourney TRUTH
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Are you crazy? Raging bitch is soooo bitter. I like how strong it is though
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Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'...
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word I won't lie, I don't like arrogant bastard. Shit's too bitter to me. Forget if I tried the double but my favorite shit from those niglets is the stone IPA in the box demarcated by green lines. I'll try the double though.
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word shit's sweeter than arrogant BASTARD tho...
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Yea oooooo let's all drink high gravity beers
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Lime Life
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I think I may have beaten him twice and I've battled him probably more than I've battled anyone else.
He's got my number for sure, it's always legendary status when we battle tho.
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