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Old 08-29-2015, 06:23 PM   #1
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Old 08-29-2015, 06:34 PM   #3
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Never heard of the 1st guy n at 22 i think Pryor might be a smidge before my time lol. From what i've seen he's kinda funny though.
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Never heard of the 1st guy n at 22 i think Pryor might be a smidge before my time lol. From what i've seen he's kinda funny though.
you've never heard of mitch hedberg?

he was awesome.

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Old 08-29-2015, 07:49 PM   #9
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#1 is obv. Chapelle not for his stand up, which is great, but for making the best sketch comedy show of all time.
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Word at Mitch Hedberg, that dude was funny.

Chappelle also had some funny ass stand up way before he got a show.

Carlin da gawd, Pryor da gawd, vintage Eddie Murphy da gawd...

Gotta give some love to Daniel Tosh for the more modern acts, dude can get away with saying some contraversial shit that people can't help but laugh at.
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Chappelle also had some funny ass stand up way before he got a show.

Carlin da gawd, Pryor da gawd, vintage Eddie Murphy da gawd...

Gotta give some love to Daniel Tosh for the more modern acts, dude can get away with saying some contraversial shit that people can't help but laugh at.
tosh steals jokes tho.
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I never heard about Tosh stealing jokes. if so, that sucks, I def think he's one of the contemporary greats.

idk about all time, but in terms of the last number of years, I'm a big fan of Jim Gaffigan and Tom Segura.


Seinfeld should be getting a mention when talking about all time comedians, though.
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it's come up many times that tosh steals from reddit, on the exact same videos even lol. yeah i listen to a few comedy podcasts
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