THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 02:14 PM

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash, grown for us, by far-mers
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

08-06-2015, 02:14 PM	#1
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet. then i got in a car crash. but nationwide? was on my side. ..broke my nose though. so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather. my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash, grown for us, by far-mers we know n trust& I'm Like Timex.. i take a licking but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping, 'specially @Holland&Barrett ..i Pop in&grab it cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit i'm a "wap" i like spaghetti- wth salad Italian. chopped. tomatoes, with bazul. 'n array-gunno. ..it's nice, cuz it's cheap. my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep. so i went from AT&T, to Verizon. to broaden my horizons. plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back. people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?