I had sex with this girl i knew from years back this morning...im drunk off apple.pie moonshine...she had a tatoo of a sparow on her leg and a tree on her arm. Her titties were fluffy and her vaginal canal was pleasurable to my midsized penis. I told her that i enjoy her conversation. But i didnt really mean that. It was a lie.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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