Reserve Battle: Remy LeBeau vs Swerve - SWERVE WINS

[Swerve]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

remy lebeau = gambit
gam bit
gam ble

coincidence?

Gamble?…no…they wouldn’t do you like this again…would they?....Fuck….

Didn't make the main bracket, but its causing friction,
Since it’s the first time you’re battling a Sub and it’s not your addiction.
You have no shot bud, fact the gun game is sublime,
I’ll put the Eagle at your feet to make you dance like evil Lama the lime.
Saw your week 15 matchup, it was hilarious son,
Gambit is supposed to throw Aces…and you got embarrassed by one.
I bust gats, bullets split your wig and make you drowsy newbie,
Couple shots will make REM sleep…then have nightmares ‘bout losing to me.
Upsetting a half assed Orc? That’s not “making it” son,
If that was your meal ticket…it’s thanksgiving dinner - party of one.
Dude’ll lose…and no matter what his accomplishments…
Trust that he ain’t leaving the Reserve like Karp’s marital promises.

@Remy LeBeau