Nik Bags vs Gaston & The Hunchback {Nik Bags wins}

[Victor.]

2 on 2 Tournament


Each team is responsible for 16 lines.
The verse MUST be posted by ONLY ONE team mate.
Sync up via PM and drop ONLY your finalized verse in this thread.
Normal rules apply, no flipping, biting, recycling, swaying/discussing votes or your opponents verses.
Basically be a faggot and ima DQ you and give you 10 Losses off rip.



DUE DATE IS THIS SUNDAY AUGUST 10 2015




there will be NO extra days, or lee way on due dates SO DONT ASK ME.

Nik Bags - @ill nik-A & @Bags
Gaston & The Hunchback - @Swerve & @Diode

[Ghost1]

Swerve’s a nerd who needs whores to bang him for some funds
pay anything to nail… then get bullied for ya cash, get a wedgie & left hangin up on one
NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
Fuck the hate, u stay in threads flossin but get no ass with ya dough
Ya dome doesn’t fit in any cap size… & fishin for compliments would do that ya boat
Swerve thinkin has a shot at winning alone’s gonna show ya games weak
that idea is out the window… while ya creativitys doin drive bys worse then j reid
Diode trynna get his water legs...trynna walk before he crawl yo
That boat look like it came w a start crank...that junky style ya got explains it all tho
Fagot u bought the site spendin loot lookin for a new lease on ur life
U paid n contracted the lease...lease u ain't contracted my stds from ur wife
Dudes ever seen swerve tho? Lanky bent over nerd...I'll make sure nc sees more
hunch don't make em even quazi nice. Ill cut him up on the net till ya really seein egore
But he's a straight up guy. Lol. Man that joke is clever.
He trynna radiate w women but got a Lump back that'd make an uncologist abandon hope forever

[Diode]

gaston

i got the boat, bitch, and cheddar.. bags got his daughter's welfare checks and letters..
dude be like "for only one nik a day i can put her in jordans from 40 year old virgin faggot beggars"
gaston pass to the 'back, hit the hole, shoot the gap... touch down in worldwide arenas
nik bags forced to lean back, washed up, skulls cracked.. bobbi kristina
we come with the ether.. lsd, heroin, cocaine, and heaters
but true, ol nik's pushin weight too.. viagra, cialis, and sneakers
have y'all give it up like a patrick kane date, leave you raped and battered
do you so fuckin raw they'll invent a hash tag just for nik bags.. #wacklivesmatter

♫♫ SCRATCH - SCRATCH - SCRATCH ♫♫

Originally Posted by Bags

Smashin young bitches don't be bothering me in the sense like oh no she's too young

hunchback

My theft game on point, grab and go and stealing buckets,
Bags version of grab and go involves GOW’s cousin abducting a child so he could fuck it.
We stay dumping bodies, so Bags and Nik know its meant to be,
They’ll crash and burn…parts’ll wash up on shore more than a year later…MH370.
Bullets fly at Nika’s head, brain aneurism making him dance,
I’ll rip em apart in a more embarrassing manner than Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants.
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Swerve’s a nerd who needs whores to bang him for some funds
pay anything to nail… then get bullied for ya cash, get a wedgie & left hangin up on one
didnt like the wording
NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
daaaaaaaamn dope af lmao. Line of the week type shit g
Fuck the hate, u stay in threads flossin but get no ass with ya dough
Ya dome doesn’t fit in any cap size… & fishin for compliments would do that ya boat
alright
Swerve thinkin has a shot at winning alone’s gonna show ya games weak
that idea is out the window… while ya creativitys doin drive bys worse then j reid
alright again
Diode trynna get his water legs...trynna walk before he crawl yo
That boat look like it came w a start crank...that junky style ya got explains it all tho
ehh didn't like this
Fagot u bought the site spendin loot lookin for a new lease on ur life
U paid n contracted the lease...lease u ain't contracted my stds from ur wife
ok here
Dudes ever seen swerve tho? Lanky bent over nerd...I'll make sure nc sees more
hunch don't make em even quazi nice. Ill cut him up on the net till ya really seein egore
lil wordy but pretty cool
But he's a straight up guy. Lol. Man that joke is clever.
He trynna radiate w women but got a Lump back that'd make an uncologist abandon hope forever
alright not bad


Vs



i got the boat, bitch, and cheddar.. bags got his daughter's welfare checks and letters..
dude be like "for only one nik a day i can put her in jordans from 40 year old virgin faggot beggars"
lol alright funny
gaston pass to the 'back, hit the hole, shoot the gap... touch down in worldwide arenas
nik bags forced to lean back, washed up, skulls cracked.. bobbi kristina
ok decent
we come with the ether.. lsd, heroin, cocaine, and heaters
but true, ol nik's pushin weight too.. viagra, cialis, and sneakers
bleh nothing special here
have y'all give it up like a patrick kane date, leave you raped and battered
do you so fuckin raw they'll invent a hash tag just for nik bags.. #wacklivesmatter
nah

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bags View Post
Smashin young bitches don't be bothering me in the sense like oh no she's too young
hunchback

My theft game on point, grab and go and stealing buckets,
Bags version of grab and go involves GOW’s cousin abducting a child so he could fuck it.
ehhhh
We stay dumping bodies, so Bags and Nik know its meant to be,
They’ll crash and burn…parts’ll wash up on shore more than a year later…MH370.
alright cool
Bullets fly at Nika’s head, brain aneurism making him dance,
I’ll rip em apart in a more embarrassing manner than Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants.
lol made me laugh
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.
ha cool I liked this


Damn this battle was close son, A LOT of hits from both teams and barely any misses. Both teams brought that work and this shit can honestly go either way. When it comes down to it I think Nik Bags had the more clever verse and that snake line was bananas. Like I said, could go either way.

Vote: Nik Bags

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Bags

Swerve’s a nerd who needs whores to bang him for some funds
pay anything to nail… then get bullied for ya cash, get a wedgie & left hangin up on one
this line suffered imho because the concept "nail" was so far removed from the payoff "hanging on one".. I wish u tied in another concept here to keep me intuned with what u was doing, anything would have helped because it was a long walk to the corner store here if u catch my drift
NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
lmao this fire
Fuck the hate, u stay in threads flossin but get no ass with ya dough
Ya dome doesn’t fit in any cap size… & fishin for compliments would do that ya boat
yeah, see the thing I complained about on the first line was adressed perfectly here, 3 concepts=one line. thats the future of txt imho, its the only way we can see new lines for the most part and really show intri***y
Swerve thinkin has a shot at winning alone’s gonna show ya games weak
that idea is out the window… while ya creativitys doin drive bys worse then j reid
hmm this could be really dope is j reid is a idiot doing a half ass driveby this week, iunno aint been watching the media ltely so this miss on me but I get the jist and it seems dope
Diode trynna get his water legs...trynna walk before he crawl yo
That boat look like it came w a start crank...that junky style ya got explains it all tho
eh, kinda weak to me but its creative and I see u, maybe I dont like it due to preference tho.. this dont move me
Fagot u bought the site spendin loot lookin for a new lease on ur life
U paid n contracted the lease...lease u ain't contracted my stds from ur wife
this light, but ok good jab
Dudes ever seen swerve tho? Lanky bent over nerd...I'll make sure nc sees more
hunch don't make em even quazi nice. Ill cut him up on the net till ya really seein egore
ok, this was deep, worded lazy but concept had legs
But he's a straight up guy. Lol. Man that joke is clever.
He trynna radiate w women but got a Lump back that'd make an uncologist abandon hope forever
dope concept again plagued by shit wording. bags u should let nik word more next rnd

Originally Posted by Diode

gaston

i got the boat, bitch, and cheddar.. bags got his daughter's welfare checks and letters..
dude be like "for only one nik a day i can put her in jordans from 40 year old virgin faggot beggars"
lol iunno man, this punch aint a punch and it aint creative.. a statement, the setup made me chuckle tho
gaston pass to the 'back, hit the hole, shoot the gap... touch down in worldwide arenas
nik bags forced to lean back, washed up, skulls cracked.. bobbi kristina
like the triple here, ok .. punch got lazy at the last second but I dug this
we come with the ether.. lsd, heroin, cocaine, and heaters
but true, ol nik's pushin weight too.. viagra, cialis, and sneakers
eh not really feeling this
have y'all give it up like a patrick kane date, leave you raped and battered
do you so fuckin raw they'll invent a hash tag just for nik bags.. #wacklivesmatter
lmao just no

♫♫ SCRATCH - SCRATCH - SCRATCH ♫♫
LOL whats this tho?


hunchback

My theft game on point, grab and go and stealing buckets,
Bags version of grab and go involves GOW’s cousin abducting a child so he could fuck it.
ok light, but ok
We stay dumping bodies, so Bags and Nik know its meant to be,
They’ll crash and burn…parts’ll wash up on shore more than a year later…MH370.
eh, that was lazy weak and just really seemd like u didnt try here
Bullets fly at Nika’s head, brain aneurism making him dance,
I’ll rip em apart in a more embarrassing manner than Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants.
didnt see this, but I get it.. but bro this is so straight foward and statementish, u know better
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.
better, maybe u shud of went more personal

Bags and Nik had this in a runway honestly. Diode was a unknown and it showed that he was out the loop here, the real surprise was Swerve being just as off, if not more so.


v/NikBags

[Junto]

interesting match-up here... I don't think I ever seen Diode battle before
& Bags most memorable verses recently were as gAmen so I wasn't sure what to expect on that end either
Dope though, a lotta hits from both sides

Swerve’s a nerd who needs whores to bang him for some funds
pay anything to nail… then get bullied for ya cash, get a wedgie & left hangin up on one
I like that
NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
haha damn heat
Fuck the hate, u stay in threads flossin but get no ass with ya dough
Ya dome doesn’t fit in any cap size… & fishin for compliments would do that ya boat
nice... cap-size play could be old idk but the whole bar was crafted well
Fagot u bought the site spendin loot lookin for a new lease on ur life
U paid n contracted the lease...lease u ain't contracted my stds from ur wife
ha unorthodox shit wit all the leases but I thought it was cool
Dudes ever seen swerve tho? Lanky bent over nerd...I'll make sure nc sees more
hunch don't make em even quazi nice. Ill cut him up on the net till ya really seein egore
"e-gore" kinda corny but creative... pretty good

vs.

i got the boat, bitch, and cheddar.. bags got his daughter's welfare checks and letters..
dude be like "for only one nik a day i can put her in jordans from 40 year old virgin faggot beggars"
haha solid
We stay dumping bodies, so Bags and Nik know its meant to be,
They’ll crash and burn…parts’ll wash up on shore more than a year later…MH370.
nice concept... not a big fan of the "kick it - Soccer" execution, but still hits
Bullets fly at Nika’s head, brain aneurism making him dance,
I’ll rip em apart in a more embarrassing manner than Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants.
this is pretty good... nothin crazy but works
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.
lol nice finish

A few ehs or misses on both sides but those were all quality.
Diode's structure wasn't workin for me on a couple which hurt, but the concepts wasn't bad
Snake shape and capsize were haymakers from nikbags... hunch landed a strong one to close
Good read but the elderly take this one

V/ Nik Bags

[Saint]

I have Nik bags on this one. That swerve line sealed the deal... nail line was cool - good verse otherwise.
Cap size old concept with a new tie in..


Gaston n hunchback... funny verses, good try. Dont think I've ever read a diode verse. rofl I bern usin cuban/raft jokes on Nik since 2004. Still works tiil thus day. Had some bland stuff tho...wasnt as consistent. All of the old and cuban jokes were funny, props.

V nikbags

[Unfukwitable]

NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
Swerve thinkin has a shot at winning alone’s gonna show ya games weak
that idea is out the window… while ya creativitys doin drive bys worse then j reid
Fuck the hate, u stay in threads flossin but get no ass with ya dough
Ya dome doesn’t fit in any cap size… & fishin for compliments would do that ya boat


vs

Bullets fly at Nika’s head, brain aneurism making him dance,
I’ll rip em apart in a more embarrassing manner than Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants.
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.



One came with the stronger quotes and slightly better misses, the other had a real slow start to me not enough hits through out also v/ NikBags

[Tic]

Originally Posted by Bags

NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
Diode trynna get his water legs...trynna walk before he crawl yo
That boat look like it came w a start crank...that junky style ya got explains it all tho
Dudes ever seen swerve tho? Lanky bent over nerd...I'll make sure nc sees more
hunch don't make em even quazi nice. Ill cut him up on the net till ya really seein egore
But he's a straight up guy. Lol. Man that joke is clever.
He trynna radiate w women but got a Lump back that'd make an uncologist abandon hope forever

Originally Posted by Diode

gaston

i got the boat, bitch, and cheddar.. bags got his daughter's welfare checks and letters..
dude be like "for only one nik a day i can put her in jordans from 40 year old virgin faggot beggars"
My theft game on point, grab and go and stealing buckets,
Bags version of grab and go involves GOW’s cousin abducting a child so he could fuck it.
We stay dumping bodies, so Bags and Nik know its meant to be,
They’ll crash and burn…parts’ll wash up on shore more than a year later…MH370.
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.

This was a pretty solid battle. Both sides had good lines. Nik had 2 dope lines that I thought were both LOTB. Swerve had the MH370 line which was runner up. Honestly, I have to edge this to Nik/Bags for harsher executions but maaaan this was close. Good shit to all.

Nik/Bags

[Amen.]

Swerve’s a nerd who needs whores to bang him for some funds
pay anything to nail… then get bullied for ya cash, get a wedgie & left hangin up on one
- wording sloppy but ok'ish at best
NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
- this was meannnnn
Fuck the hate, u stay in threads flossin but get no ass with ya dough
Ya dome doesn’t fit in any cap size… & fishin for compliments would do that ya boat
- tough
Swerve thinkin has a shot at winning alone’s gonna show ya games weak
that idea is out the window… while ya creativitys doin drive bys worse then j reid
- ok
Diode trynna get his water legs...trynna walk before he crawl yo
That boat look like it came w a start crank...that junky style ya got explains it all tho
- ok
Fagot u bought the site spendin loot lookin for a new lease on ur life
U paid n contracted the lease...lease u ain't contracted my stds from ur wife
- didn't like this much
Dudes ever seen swerve tho? Lanky bent over nerd...I'll make sure nc sees more
hunch don't make em even quazi nice. Ill cut him up on the net till ya really seein egore
- no
But he's a straight up guy. Lol. Man that joke is clever.
He trynna radiate w women but got a Lump back that'd make an uncologist abandon hope forever
- redundent but cool

vs

i got the boat, bitch, and cheddar.. bags got his daughter's welfare checks and letters..
dude be like "for only one nik a day i can put her in jordans from 40 year old virgin faggot beggars"
- what?
gaston pass to the 'back, hit the hole, shoot the gap... touch down in worldwide arenas
nik bags forced to lean back, washed up, skulls cracked.. bobbi kristina
- flow on point no substance on the punch tho
we come with the ether.. lsd, heroin, cocaine, and heaters
but true, ol nik's pushin weight too.. viagra, cialis, and sneakers
- corny but I liked it tbh
have y'all give it up like a patrick kane date, leave you raped and battered
do you so fuckin raw they'll invent a hash tag just for nik bags.. #wacklivesmatter
- could have done more w/ this, mild as is
My theft game on point, grab and go and stealing buckets,
Bags version of grab and go involves GOW’s cousin abducting a child so he could fuck it.
- "Played" most would say considering I dropped this concept recently and got that reaction from it but this was wordy but dece
We stay dumping bodies, so Bags and Nik know its meant to be,
They’ll crash and burn…parts’ll wash up on shore more than a year later…MH370.
- didn't like this
Bullets fly at Nika’s head, brain aneurism making him dance,
I’ll rip em apart in a more embarrassing manner than Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants.
- no
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.
- mild

nik bags got it - maddddd consistent and some opening bangers

[Strikta]

Swerve’s a nerd who needs whores to bang him for some funds
pay anything to nail… then get bullied for ya cash, get a wedgie & left hangin up on one
OK
NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
Lol. Dope.
Fuck the hate, u stay in threads flossin but get no ass with ya dough
Ya dome doesn’t fit in any cap size… & fishin for compliments would do that ya boat
Nice
Swerve thinkin has a shot at winning alone’s gonna show ya games weak
that idea is out the window… while ya creativitys doin drive bys worse then j reid
Aiight
Diode trynna get his water legs...trynna walk before he crawl yo
That boat look like it came w a start crank...that junky style ya got explains it all tho
Lol
Fagot u bought the site spendin loot lookin for a new lease on ur life
U paid n contracted the lease...lease u ain't contracted my stds from ur wife
Ok. lol again.
Dudes ever seen swerve tho? Lanky bent over nerd...I'll make sure nc sees more
hunch don't make em even quazi nice. Ill cut him up on the net till ya really seein egore
Aiight
But he's a straight up guy. Lol. Man that joke is clever.
He trynna radiate w women but got a Lump back that'd make an uncologist abandon hope forever
Ok closer

Vs.

gaston

i got the boat, bitch, and cheddar.. bags got his daughter's welfare checks and letters..
dude be like "for only one nik a day i can put her in jordans from 40 year old virgin faggot beggars"
Statementish. Didn't hit hard to me.
gaston pass to the 'back, hit the hole, shoot the gap... touch down in worldwide arenas
nik bags forced to lean back, washed up, skulls cracked.. bobbi kristina
U could've done alot w/ the concept but chose the lazy route. Nah.
we come with the ether.. lsd, heroin, cocaine, and heaters
but true, ol nik's pushin weight too.. viagra, cialis, and sneakers
Nah.
have y'all give it up like a patrick kane date, leave you raped and battered
do you so fuckin raw they'll invent a hash tag just for nik bags.. #wacklivesmatter
Not feeling this.

♫♫ SCRATCH - SCRATCH - SCRATCH ♫♫

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bags View Post
Smashin young bitches don't be bothering me in the sense like oh no she's too young
hunchback

My theft game on point, grab and go and stealing buckets,
Bags version of grab and go involves GOW’s cousin abducting a child so he could fuck it.
Ehhh
We stay dumping bodies, so Bags and Nik know its meant to be,
They’ll crash and burn…parts’ll wash up on shore more than a year later…MH370.
Ok
Bullets fly at Nika’s head, brain aneurism making him dance,
I’ll rip em apart in a more embarrassing manner than Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants.
Wasn't feeling this.
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.
Lol'd.. best line of ur verse. Not particularly a good thing

Nik Bags got this easy. They were more consistent obviously. Diode was pretty awful, but that was to be expected because he doesn't normally battle. W/ practice could be much better I'm sure. Swerve's rusty, that is easily seen here. Floating on a door line made me laugh tho. Nik Bags destroyed this tho. Oh, also, the putting disc quotes in verses these days is lame to me.. that shit is so 2012 to me. Meh.

Vote- Nik Bags