fucking girls at the top of their game

Split Eight · 08-01-2015, 01:23 AM

is such a headache

I'd 10x rather fuck them as they slowly decline into mediocrity

Fart · 08-01-2015, 01:24 AM

fuck fat bitches in the butthole

Witty · 08-01-2015, 01:35 AM

2 words bro.

Insecure bitches.

Also another 2 words bro.

Fuck you.

Pay me.

Amen. · 08-01-2015, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Dog

is such a headache

I'd 10x rather fuck them as they slowly decline into mediocrity

lol

headache cause your game weak bro

true story

oats · 08-01-2015, 07:56 AM

obv depends on the chick. I've put up with super annoying bitches just to put it in, and usually cut it loose once I did cuz yeah it wasn't worth it. Insecure chicks are also super fucking annoying tho.

in my experience, the way to go is either hot hippie chicks cuz they're low key and cruise, or find the hottest chick in a group of w/e chicks, cuz usually she's normal.

Hush · 08-01-2015, 09:42 AM

no dr dog. just no

sral · 08-01-2015, 10:06 AM

lmao yo I gotta dig out this video right quick

BRB

Destroyer · 08-01-2015, 10:07 AM

step one: wait until you're like 36
step two: marry a 25 year old
step three: profit

sral · 08-01-2015, 10:11 AM

Dope girl · 08-01-2015, 02:02 PM

You guys nasty and men are worse than us when it comes to pick up lines
That's how they get slapped I seen it

Eŋg · 08-01-2015, 03:53 PM

nah. you're doing it the wrong way around.

if you;re gonna be like that you should be fucking girls as they gradually ascend. you know that bitch who doesn't quite know how beautiful she is (yet)? sink your teeth into her: get them hooked on your dick before they realize you're like two/three score below them (on a scale of ten) and the only thing that's been blinding them before now is your awkward charisma. by then it's too late -- you've ruined her for all other men.

game.

Seyance · 08-01-2015, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eŋg

you know that bitch who doesn't quite know how beautiful she is (yet)?

real fucking talk, those are the ones you want.. spot that potential, it'll bare fruit when they ripen.

Split Eight · 08-01-2015, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

Lmaooooo way way gone

Chill Phil · 08-01-2015, 10:12 PM

If you're having girl problems, it's because you're the source of the problem. Whether it be your judgement of character or the type of females you find yourself going for.

If you can sit back and think all women are the same, it's because you keep going for the same type. Eventually you'll grow up and start looking at yourself and then make the necessary adjustments.

Good luck.

PancakeBrah · 08-02-2015, 12:53 AM

I hate Seadad so much it hurts. I've never, in my life, felt actual hate for a person on the internet except for him.

I got a couple of compliments on my shirt tonight whilst losing too much money at blackjack. Fucking weirdos. It was just a Matt Forte shirsey. "HEY GO BEARS!" "HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF GIVE ME $400 SO I CAN RECOUP MY LOSSES" lol right

I'm a fraud.

08-01-2015, 01:24 AM	#2
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08-01-2015, 01:35 AM	#3
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	2 words bro. Insecure bitches. Also another 2 words bro. Fuck you. Pay me. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	obv depends on the chick. I've put up with super annoying bitches just to put it in, and usually cut it loose once I did cuz yeah it wasn't worth it. Insecure chicks are also super fucking annoying tho. in my experience, the way to go is either hot hippie chicks cuz they're low key and cruise, or find the hottest chick in a group of w/e chicks, cuz usually she's normal. __________________ You should be water

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08-01-2015, 03:53 PM	#11
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 0	nah. you're doing it the wrong way around. if you;re gonna be like that you should be fucking girls as they gradually ascend. you know that bitch who doesn't quite know how beautiful she is (yet)? sink your teeth into her: get them hooked on your dick before they realize you're like two/three score below them (on a scale of ten) and the only thing that's been blinding them before now is your awkward charisma. by then it's too late -- you've ruined her for all other men. game.

08-01-2015, 10:12 PM	#14
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	If you're having girl problems, it's because you're the source of the problem. Whether it be your judgement of character or the type of females you find yourself going for. If you can sit back and think all women are the same, it's because you keep going for the same type. Eventually you'll grow up and start looking at yourself and then make the necessary adjustments. Good luck. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

08-02-2015, 12:53 AM	#15
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I hate Seadad so much it hurts. I've never, in my life, felt actual hate for a person on the internet except for him. I got a couple of compliments on my shirt tonight whilst losing too much money at blackjack. Fucking weirdos. It was just a Matt Forte shirsey. "HEY GO BEARS!" "HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF GIVE ME $400 SO I CAN RECOUP MY LOSSES" lol right I'm a fraud. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder Last edited by PancakeBrah; 08-02-2015 at 01:11 AM.