Reserve Battle: IAmRhetoric vs Witty - RHET WINS BY NS

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Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Monday , August 3rd 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
@IAmRhetoric @Witty

[Witty]

Howdy

12

[IAmRhetoric]

what's up buddy.. i'm cool w/ that

[IAmRhetoric]

first time i picked up the pump i fired it forward twice,
last time you picked up a pump, you pumped up the tires on your bike

you kno i'm cold at the set, you aint a soldier or vet,
treat em like the Suicide Squad trailer.. cuz it wont be shit to leave em leaking all over the net

I hold w/ the best, we know ur pretty broke
Yeah you're witty bloke.. but only because you're looked at like a shitty joke

im like the grinch, i steal ya lights, and ya life too,
but dude?
you're like fruitcake at christmas..... cuz nobody fucking likes you

i'm right too, u've never seen people stand and applause
Noshows always, Witty only comes once a year like Santa Clause


Me n u are similar. u cant get guns, i don't need them.
I wont use the shotty to split u, just the hands & bats will leave you leaking

[Witty]

Can i get an ext? @IAmRhetoric?

[IAmRhetoric]

@Witty for sure dude