Junto 6-2 vs Ace 2-0 (ROAST BATTLE) - JUNTO WINS

Aero · 07-25-2015, 11:45 AM

Ace:

Aiyyo
U aint out to score.. ur father thought ya life would amount to more..
so he did a Billy Madison to first grade.. & now he showin us how he counts to four.
aight
see this wigger drop, bring all the guns u have.. i got the bigger pop..
one peep outta u & my Tommy will open up at ur neck like that Hilfiger top.
cool concept but just ok
& when I say the L got me loose im smokin the herb, high
when HE says the L got him feelin loose he's just complaining about his shirt size.
ha ok
bro, stop cruisin by stores & kill whoever convinced YOU to buy more
cuz that hat got a 'backwards look' dyslexics would choose suicide for.
nah
check this stupid guys pores.. u think ya facial hair grown.?
missin kids can use that crumb trail u call a mustache to find their way home.
decent
i got serious game.. u got grotesque hands.. what u shows sicker..
now i cant hit a free throw for the life of me.. im distracted by his foam fingers.
meeeeeeeeeannnn
Ur whole style says anorexic loser.. go eat a fry there u goon..
only way u'll ever be Fly is if someone handed this skinny fuckin guy a balloon.
lol jokes
u GOTTA be retarded.. ur genes are from a weak source..
ur face got a Down look that can double a rollercoaster's G force.
nice nice
You not only missin a chromosome.. i hate what u sport queer..
ur moms should abort here.. fuck a slope.. ur chin looks like it took a long walk off a short pier.
meh
i've listed ur calls, fuck ya iPhone negative 7.. u got a flip that appauls..
u aint go pro..when all u do at the club is dance in place & selfie stick to the wall.
nope

some ok stuff, couple really nice lines

Junto:

Is this some snooty rich kid or will this gangsta get hostile?
I can't tell if you're turning your nose up at me or just saggin ya nostrils
didn't like the sagging your nostrils part even though it fits concept
I move weight in the gym & from the porch, Try swingin & you'll get found a corpse
& I'd nevvver take an elbow from u dude. The one ur showing's atleast 6 ounces short
nah, not worded well enough
Lookin like a faggot slash addict who gives out blowies for dimes
That apartment's an ode to Chestnut... but u've gobbled more weiners than him & Stonie combined
aight
He's a mommas boy.. cuz Pop left soon as he saw this bum, SO fast
ur dream is move to NY... you hope some random black guy there'll call you "son" SO bad
I would've liked this more had the parent element been removed and it just been about him wanting to be hood
Plus thinkin you look like a mans just asburd fool
You don't have facial hair your upper lips covered by herpes & blur tool
ok
Why u got ya fingers up tryna do 'the shocker' when u don't pull no ass my dude
It don't matter that the 4th down & look short... whatever the scenario bitches ALWAYS pass on u
lol cool
I bought that same mobile by 5th grade. For '02 that camera worked well holmes
But back then I captured strange creatures wit pokeballs, and not my cell phone
niiiiice
Wherever this poser's gettin his cheap ass clothes? Depressing
How u comin right out the Woodwork... wit an outfit on that Wouldn't in aaanny social setting
lol ok ok
Kid is so weak, chances u'll sculpt those arms & ya midsection? bleak
I bet you hate christmas .. cuz you're poor .. & have the grinch's physique
nahhhh
Ya timepiece don't come wit Siri but says "broke fuck". Just stop it fool
No matter how many bands u get u can't change that hideous face... but the watch looks cool
this could've been delivered way cleaner

started off slow but picked up steam towards the end

this a close battle and I really only like voting on battles where the winner is clear cut..

Ace gets my vote. His good lines had a little more appeal to me.

07-25-2015, 11:45 AM	#9
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,826 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	Ace: Aiyyo U aint out to score.. ur father thought ya life would amount to more.. so he did a Billy Madison to first grade.. & now he showin us how he counts to four. aight see this wigger drop, bring all the guns u have.. i got the bigger pop.. one peep outta u & my Tommy will open up at ur neck like that Hilfiger top. cool concept but just ok & when I say the L got me loose im smokin the herb, high when HE says the L got him feelin loose he's just complaining about his shirt size. ha ok bro, stop cruisin by stores & kill whoever convinced YOU to buy more cuz that hat got a 'backwards look' dyslexics would choose suicide for. nah check this stupid guys pores.. u think ya facial hair grown.? missin kids can use that crumb trail u call a mustache to find their way home. decent i got serious game.. u got grotesque hands.. what u shows sicker.. now i cant hit a free throw for the life of me.. im distracted by his foam fingers. meeeeeeeeeannnn Ur whole style says anorexic loser.. go eat a fry there u goon.. only way u'll ever be Fly is if someone handed this skinny fuckin guy a balloon. lol jokes u GOTTA be retarded.. ur genes are from a weak source.. ur face got a Down look that can double a rollercoaster's G force. nice nice You not only missin a chromosome.. i hate what u sport queer.. ur moms should abort here.. fuck a slope.. ur chin looks like it took a long walk off a short pier. meh i've listed ur calls, fuck ya iPhone negative 7.. u got a flip that appauls.. u aint go pro..when all u do at the club is dance in place & selfie stick to the wall. nope some ok stuff, couple really nice lines Junto: Is this some snooty rich kid or will this gangsta get hostile? I can't tell if you're turning your nose up at me or just saggin ya nostrils didn't like the sagging your nostrils part even though it fits concept I move weight in the gym & from the porch, Try swingin & you'll get found a corpse & I'd nevvver take an elbow from u dude. The one ur showing's atleast 6 ounces short nah, not worded well enough Lookin like a faggot slash addict who gives out blowies for dimes That apartment's an ode to Chestnut... but u've gobbled more weiners than him & Stonie combined aight He's a mommas boy.. cuz Pop left soon as he saw this bum, SO fast ur dream is move to NY... you hope some random black guy there'll call you "son" SO bad I would've liked this more had the parent element been removed and it just been about him wanting to be hood Plus thinkin you look like a mans just asburd fool You don't have facial hair your upper lips covered by herpes & blur tool ok Why u got ya fingers up tryna do 'the shocker' when u don't pull no ass my dude It don't matter that the 4th down & look short... whatever the scenario bitches ALWAYS pass on u lol cool I bought that same mobile by 5th grade. For '02 that camera worked well holmes But back then I captured strange creatures wit pokeballs, and not my cell phone niiiiice Wherever this poser's gettin his cheap ass clothes? Depressing How u comin right out the Woodwork... wit an outfit on that Wouldn't in aaanny social setting lol ok ok Kid is so weak, chances u'll sculpt those arms & ya midsection? bleak I bet you hate christmas .. cuz you're poor .. & have the grinch's physique nahhhh Ya timepiece don't come wit Siri but says "broke fuck". Just stop it fool No matter how many bands u get u can't change that hideous face... but the watch looks cool this could've been delivered way cleaner started off slow but picked up steam towards the end this a close battle and I really only like voting on battles where the winner is clear cut.. Ace gets my vote. His good lines had a little more appeal to me. __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.