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Old 07-25-2015, 03:00 AM   #1
El Muffin
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U aint out to score.. ur father thought ya life would amount to more..
so he did a Billy Madison to first grade.. & now he showin us how he counts to four.
(lmao. this was funny. I smirked) 10/10
see this wigger drop, bring all the guns u have.. i got the bigger pop..
one peep outta u & my Tommy will open up at ur neck like that Hilfiger top.
(this is dope but kinda strange u talm bout gunbars in a roast battle. I like this tho. ill give it an avg because of what I said prior) 6/10
& when I say the L got me loose im smokin the herb, high
when HE says the L got him feelin loose he's just complaining about his shirt size.
(hHhahaha damn this got me too) 9/10
bro, stop cruisin by stores & kill whoever convinced YOU to buy more
cuz that hat got a 'backwards look' dyslexics would choose suicide for.
(ok) 6/10
check this stupid guys pores.. u think ya facial hair grown.?
missin kids can use that crumb trail u call a mustache to find their way home.
(another good one tb) 8/10
i got serious game.. u got grotesque hands.. what u shows sicker..
now i cant hit a free throw for the life of me.. im distracted by his foam fingers.
(yup this too) 8/10
Ur whole style says anorexic loser.. go eat a fry there u goon..
only way u'll ever be Fly is if someone handed this skinny fuckin guy a balloon.
(ehhh concept the truth but something about this I don't like. seemed kinda corny for some reason. cant explain it) 5/10
u GOTTA be retarded.. ur genes are from a weak source..
ur face got a Down look that can double a rollercoaster's G force.
(man this is random but I like it. this that shit u do that im like wtf but cool)
8/10
You not only missin a chromosome.. i hate what u sport queer..
ur moms should abort here.. fuck a slope.. ur chin looks like it took a long walk off a short pier.
(see u. but personally not feelin much) 4/10
i've listed ur calls, fuck ya iPhone negative 7.. u got a flip that appauls..
u aint go pro..when all u do at the club is dance in place & selfie stick to the wall.
(ok) 6/10
Mahfucka.

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