History of Text Battling, ep 2: The Precursor

Split · 04-24-2013, 07:20 PM

Gaius Valerius, 1st century bc
sucka free bawse

apparently this was considered so obscene it wasnt translated to any language outside of Latin officially until the 20th century

also note, it was a 1 v 2 handicap tag match

Quote:

Originally Posted by vs Aurelius and Furius

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am modest
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my countless kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

Furius was obv another whack ass Plato alias

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-24-2013, 07:40 PM

Not long enough, edit with more or closed

uh-oh · 04-24-2013, 08:07 PM

gaius valerius da god

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-24-2013, 08:09 PM

does BC stand for Before Calefaction in this post?

Split · 04-24-2013, 08:13 PM

giant hand jones aint gon edit shit

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-24-2013, 08:14 PM

this is more of a webisode though

uh-oh · 04-24-2013, 08:27 PM

is that dominate?

Allen Knight · 04-24-2013, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

giant hand jones aint gon edit shit

LMAOOO giant hand jones as a yongin

Ghost1 · 04-24-2013, 10:29 PM

Gone@GHJ

An yo. Theres a rack of these pretty sure hush or sum1 posted a bunch of these. Dead at ill face fuck u cocksucker tho lmao.

Sharp · 04-24-2013, 10:42 PM

valerius da gawd

Strikta · 04-24-2013, 11:40 PM

Da fuck is this?

04-24-2013, 08:13 PM	#5
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	giant hand jones aint gon edit shit __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

04-24-2013, 07:40 PM	#2
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	Not long enough, edit with more or closed

04-24-2013, 08:07 PM	#3
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	gaius valerius da god

04-24-2013, 08:09 PM	#4
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	does BC stand for Before Calefaction in this post?

04-24-2013, 08:14 PM	#6
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	this is more of a webisode though

04-24-2013, 08:27 PM	#7
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	is that dominate?

04-24-2013, 10:29 PM	#9
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	Gone@GHJ An yo. Theres a rack of these pretty sure hush or sum1 posted a bunch of these. Dead at ill face fuck u cocksucker tho lmao.

04-24-2013, 11:40 PM	#11
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Da fuck is this?