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History of Text Battling, ep 2: The Precursor

Gaius Valerius, 1st century bc
sucka free bawse

apparently this was considered so obscene it wasnt translated to any language outside of Latin officially until the 20th century

also note, it was a 1 v 2 handicap tag match

Quote:

Originally Posted by vs Aurelius and Furius

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am modest
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my countless kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

Furius was obv another whack ass Plato alias

Not long enough, edit with more or closed

gaius valerius da god

does BC stand for Before Calefaction in this post?

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...66743973-6.jpg

giant hand jones aint gon edit shit

this is more of a webisode though

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 50488)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...66743973-6.jpg

giant hand jones aint gon edit shit

LMAOOO giant hand jones as a yongin

Gone@GHJ

An yo. Theres a rack of these pretty sure hush or sum1 posted a bunch of these. Dead at ill face fuck u cocksucker tho lmao.