VERITAS CHALLENGE: DAY 6

[veritas]

aight so it was in undergrad. I was chilling in the lobby watching dragon ball z after class one early afternoon. I was high. because I was always back then, no hush-mo. so my old nokia celly rings. I answer. it is my boy Rob Leymen. He was a stoner dude from Cali who got hit by a car and it kinda made him like Zelph. He was always in an adventure it seemed like.....like always some strange ish rigiht>

so he says, "Yo Murph...get over to my room, right now, you aint gonna believe this."

I say alright. I finish watching the show then walk over.

I walk in and I see Rob standing there inbetween two broads. he is smiling like the cheshire cat. One girl is big. one is little, like Dr. Dog with a wig.

at any rate, I am thinking I am fixing to smash a broad, but then Rob turns to the big girl and says tell him

she steps up and explains that they are from Arizona and that they were suppossed to be selling magazine subscriptions for their pimp, but they spent all the money on meth....so they needed us to bruise their faces because they were going to tell the pimp that they were robbed of the money lol.

the whole time Rob is like nodding "yeah yeah" lolz

so I pull over to Rob and I am like for real>> he is like yeah man. we gotta help him.

so we agree. we rock scissor paper for the big girl, because neither of us want to break the little girl's face because the big girl's face had some substantiative weight to it.

I get the petite girl.

so Rob and I agree to count to 3 and swing. We count to 3 and I swing, but I lose my nerve and sort of angle downward and take some heat off. I end up punching the poor girl awkwardly like half on her jawline, and the other half the top of her neck. kinda like edward norton first hitting Tyler Durden the first time (or did he? swidt?) at any rate she like whimpers and grabs her neck....

at like two seconds later Rob lays into the big girl. SMACKOW! SOUNDING LIKE THE EFFECTS FROM THE OLD BATMAN TELEVISION SHOW. big girl goes stumbling back and almost flops over onto Rob's bed.

I am speechless....

and now, no lie...the little girl walks back up to me and says, and I quote: "I want that."

so i switch it up to my left hand, because I am left handed and I knock the pussy lips off of her soul. She crumples. I thought I had killed her.

she eventually regains her legs and embraces me. Whispering in my ear the whole time : "Thank you. Thank you."

They then leave.

Rob and I smoke a blunt. Optimo, with the crack filter removed. becuase I was a true G.

LAter i was going to the gym and I saw those two broads splashing around in puddles under a bridge and tearing their clothes up, making themselves look more dirty.

I never forgot this.