VERITAS CHALLENGE: DAY 5

Strikta · 06-26-2015, 10:07 AM

The only time u really ever hurt me was sending that AIDS package thing to my folks house.

But it only hurt for a sec... then I lol'd haarrd.. cuz like.. u actually found an old address of mine & sent mail to it. I was like wtf this bald fat wife havin ass nigga really did that fuck shit.

Pops was like, son wtf is this? U got the bug?

I'm like nah, wtf u mean?

There's a package here from CDC.. I opened it cuz u'll never be here to open it... not for many years anyways.. plus I was curious as to what it was. If u got the bug son, just tell me. It will be alright. They have medicine to keep it at bay these days.

Dad, I don't have fucking AIDS.

.....Yeah, thanks alot for that one, V.

Apology not accepted.

veritas · 06-26-2015, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

The only time u really ever hurt me was sending that AIDS package thing to my folks house.

But it only hurt for a sec... then I lol'd haarrd.. cuz like.. u actually found an old address of mine & sent mail to it. I was like wtf this bald fat wife havin ass nigga really did that fuck shit.

Pops was like, son wtf is this? U got the bug?

I'm like nah, wtf u mean?

There's a package here from CDC.. I opened it cuz u'll never be here to open it... not for many years anyways.. plus I was curious as to what it was. If u got the bug son, just tell me. It will be alright. They have medicine to keep it at bay these days.

Dad, I don't have fucking AIDS.

.....Yeah, thanks alot for that one, V.

Apology not accepted.

Timothy,

I sincerly apologize. I cannot force you to accept my apologize. But I will ask again, I am sorry for that. Truly am. Will you please forgive me?

Ghost1 · 06-26-2015, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

The only time u really ever hurt me was sending that AIDS package thing to my folks house.

But it only hurt for a sec... then I lol'd haarrd.. cuz like.. u actually found an old address of mine & sent mail to it. I was like wtf this bald fat wife havin ass nigga really did that fuck shit.

Pops was like, son wtf is this? U got the bug?

I'm like nah, wtf u mean?

There's a package here from CDC.. I opened it cuz u'll never be here to open it... not for many years anyways.. plus I was curious as to what it was. If u got the bug son, just tell me. It will be alright. They have medicine to keep it at bay these days.

Dad, I don't have fucking AIDS.

.....Yeah, thanks alot for that one, V.

Apology not accepted.

Fuckin deaded

King Karaoke · 06-26-2015, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

The only time u really ever hurt me was sending that AIDS package thing to my folks house.

But it only hurt for a sec... then I lol'd haarrd.. cuz like.. u actually found an old address of mine & sent mail to it. I was like wtf this bald fat wife havin ass nigga really did that fuck shit.

Pops was like, son wtf is this? U got the bug?

I'm like nah, wtf u mean?

There's a package here from CDC.. I opened it cuz u'll never be here to open it... not for many years anyways.. plus I was curious as to what it was. If u got the bug son, just tell me. It will be alright. They have medicine to keep it at bay these days.

Dad, I don't have fucking AIDS.

.....Yeah, thanks alot for that one, V.

Apology not accepted.

Hi...

son, this is probably the funniest shit Ive ever read on here...

Bye...

fraze · 06-26-2015, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

The only time u really ever hurt me was sending that AIDS package thing to my folks house.

But it only hurt for a sec... then I lol'd haarrd.. cuz like.. u actually found an old address of mine & sent mail to it. I was like wtf this bald fat wife havin ass nigga really did that fuck shit.

Pops was like, son wtf is this? U got the bug?

I'm like nah, wtf u mean?

There's a package here from CDC.. I opened it cuz u'll never be here to open it... not for many years anyways.. plus I was curious as to what it was. If u got the bug son, just tell me. It will be alright. They have medicine to keep it at bay these days.

Dad, I don't have fucking AIDS.

.....Yeah, thanks alot for that one, V.

Apology not accepted.

This shit is hilarious.

I'm talkin Nick Cannon funny.

06-26-2015, 10:07 AM	#1
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	The only time u really ever hurt me was sending that AIDS package thing to my folks house. But it only hurt for a sec... then I lol'd haarrd.. cuz like.. u actually found an old address of mine & sent mail to it. I was like wtf this bald fat wife havin ass nigga really did that fuck shit. Pops was like, son wtf is this? U got the bug? I'm like nah, wtf u mean? There's a package here from CDC.. I opened it cuz u'll never be here to open it... not for many years anyways.. plus I was curious as to what it was. If u got the bug son, just tell me. It will be alright. They have medicine to keep it at bay these days. Dad, I don't have fucking AIDS. .....Yeah, thanks alot for that one, V. Apology not accepted.