this parody account is ridiculous - Page 5

fraze · 05-26-2015, 01:06 PM

I'm that sol fraze olajuwon, sol fraze the cosmic storm,
particle collider rhymer, spit saliva hydrogen bomb,
cruising slow abusing foes with that cold fusion flow,
shock ya cause i Gotye like somebody that I used to know

Certain · 05-26-2015, 06:22 PM

They call me Jay Elec sickle man, Jay Elec cripple hand.
Jay Elec the Riddler of a Nicaraguan fiddle band.

david stern razor burns · 05-26-2015, 08:19 PM

THEY CALL ME DAVID STERN PIGEON COOP, DAVID STERN CHICKEN SOUP.
DAVID STERN THE VICIOUS, THROWIN SCISSORS AT A NINCOMPOOP.

DonaldSterlingMommasHerpe · 06-11-2015, 02:27 AM

"They call me Jay Elec Farrakahn, Jay Elec marathon.
Jay Elec Barry Bonds' hydrologic fairy wand."

Pharaohs Army · 06-13-2015, 10:41 AM

they call me "pharaohs army",poser- m not an AoTp Poser!
jus hav the Illest Openers Nsome fairly cheesy closers.

DonaldSterlingMommasHerpe · 06-24-2015, 11:10 PM

They call me Donald sterl recycle bin, Donald sterl the knife syringe.
Donald sterl the nicest, catching Isis with my spidey sense.

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

call me destro the burly guy, destro the 'surely high'
destroyer the purveyor of your accidental curly fry

This was dope lol

No lie

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 01:02 AM

They call me Jay Elec Adderal. Jay Elec Jabber jaw
Jay elec bags sad his lil girl never gives dad a call

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 01:10 AM

They call me Jay Elec the Pubic Hair. Jay Elec the Stupid Stare
Jay elec Confusing Cupid Coz I'm ruthless during truth or dare

Iono lol

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 01:17 AM

they call me Jay Elec Scrotum Sack. Jay Elec Norditrac
Jay Elec Orgy Worthy Of Glory on A Corgis Back

Lmao wtf this is fun!

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 01:29 AM

They call me Jay Elec Stanley Kubrick. Jay Elec Manly Hubris
Jay Elec chicken patties for Caddies on my Daddys Tour Bus

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 01:30 AM

I keep coming back to this thread lol

fraze · 06-25-2015, 03:52 AM

They call me Jay Fraze, the thunder lord. Keep a hammer. Fuck a sword.
Keep a pen, bottle of hen, sativa strains on lvl 4... plus skills i robbed the devil for

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 03:54 AM

..

that's not the template but ok

Do u fam lol

Edit: nm u did it right b4. Apologies

...the Nagger · 06-25-2015, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpo the Alpha

real talk though, son married into the Rothschild fortune and his bars are full of esoteric references now

She been left that nigga they not together no more

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 06:16 AM

Ooo David stern killed it itt too I see

The mighty ruler shit was dopr af

El Muffin · 06-25-2015, 06:26 AM

They call me Jay Elec cattle prod. Jay Elec the Battle Bot
Jay Elec estatic vagabond n a can of Apple Sauce

Ok that sux

I'm out

Diode · 06-25-2015, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

They call me batty- In a Batman mask with glasses and I can see your eyes
I'm the typa guy to go out @ night & bicyclekick Detour off of Detour ' s bike

repped

dull boy · 06-25-2015, 10:04 AM

They call me Jay Elec on battle fields, Jay elected captain still.
Jay Elec halving pills with Jack & Jill in the bat mobile.

Mr. J · 06-25-2015, 02:29 PM

They call me Jay Elec emporium, carpenter man Jay Elec floorin' em
with a mag out ready for blood splatter Jay Elec Fangoria..

05-26-2015, 06:22 PM	#82
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	They call me Jay Elec sickle man, Jay Elec cripple hand. Jay Elec the Riddler of a Nicaraguan fiddle band. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

06-13-2015, 10:41 AM	#85
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	they call me "pharaohs army",poser- m not an AoTp Poser! jus hav the Illest Openers Nsome fairly cheesy closers. Last edited by Pharaohs Army; 06-13-2015 at 10:49 AM.

06-25-2015, 01:02 AM	#88
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	They call me Jay Elec Adderal. Jay Elec Jabber jaw Jay elec bags sad his lil girl never gives dad a call __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-25-2015 at 06:18 AM.

06-25-2015, 01:10 AM	#89
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	They call me Jay Elec the Pubic Hair. Jay Elec the Stupid Stare Jay elec Confusing Cupid Coz I'm ruthless during truth or dare Iono lol __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-25-2015 at 07:31 AM.

06-25-2015, 01:17 AM	#90
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	they call me Jay Elec Scrotum Sack. Jay Elec Norditrac Jay Elec Orgy Worthy Of Glory on A Corgis Back Lmao wtf this is fun! __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-26-2015, 01:06 PM	#81
fraze Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 913 Battle Record: 14-24 Rep Power: 32898723	I'm that sol fraze olajuwon, sol fraze the cosmic storm, particle collider rhymer, spit saliva hydrogen bomb, cruising slow abusing foes with that cold fusion flow, shock ya cause i Gotye like somebody that I used to know

05-26-2015, 08:19 PM	#83
david stern razor burns with razor spurs Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: At David Blaine's favorite place with David Spade and Macy Gray Posts: 87 Rep Power: 3750187	THEY CALL ME DAVID STERN PIGEON COOP, DAVID STERN CHICKEN SOUP. DAVID STERN THE VICIOUS, THROWIN SCISSORS AT A NINCOMPOOP.

06-11-2015, 02:27 AM	#84
DonaldSterlingMommasHerpe sick shit homeboy Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 21 Rep Power: 0	"They call me Jay Elec Farrakahn, Jay Elec marathon. Jay Elec Barry Bonds' hydrologic fairy wand."

06-24-2015, 11:10 PM	#86
DonaldSterlingMommasHerpe sick shit homeboy Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 21 Rep Power: 0	They call me Donald sterl recycle bin, Donald sterl the knife syringe. Donald sterl the nicest, catching Isis with my spidey sense.

06-25-2015, 01:29 AM	#91
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	They call me Jay Elec Stanley Kubrick. Jay Elec Manly Hubris Jay Elec chicken patties for Caddies on my Daddys Tour Bus __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-25-2015, 01:30 AM	#92
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	I keep coming back to this thread lol __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-25-2015, 03:52 AM	#93
fraze Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 913 Battle Record: 14-24 Rep Power: 32898723	They call me Jay Fraze, the thunder lord. Keep a hammer. Fuck a sword. Keep a pen, bottle of hen, sativa strains on lvl 4... plus skills i robbed the devil for

06-25-2015, 03:54 AM	#94
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	.. that's not the template but ok Do u fam lol Edit: nm u did it right b4. Apologies __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-25-2015 at 03:56 AM.

06-25-2015, 06:16 AM	#96
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Ooo David stern killed it itt too I see The mighty ruler shit was dopr af __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-25-2015, 06:26 AM	#97
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	They call me Jay Elec cattle prod. Jay Elec the Battle Bot Jay Elec estatic vagabond n a can of Apple Sauce Ok that sux I'm out __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-25-2015 at 06:29 AM.

06-25-2015, 10:04 AM	#99
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	They call me Jay Elec on battle fields, Jay elected captain still. Jay Elec halving pills with Jack & Jill in the bat mobile.

06-25-2015, 02:29 PM	#100
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,028 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349678	They call me Jay Elec emporium, carpenter man Jay Elec floorin' em with a mag out ready for blood splatter Jay Elec Fangoria.. __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you