Shadow Boxing Pic Roast (Winner gets a bye or +2 votes next round)

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not in the tourney but i'll have fun

balding ass drunk. can see it happen, dont lie now
can't tell what looks more faded - you or your eyebrows
meet that girl at a Bosley meeting? not surprised u know her
barely have to comb over ur bitch to see ur bitch has a combover
Wanted to diss that hat n shirt but ur face is a crap sight
cant just skate over ur features... Tony Hawk could use ur chin as a half pipe
this easy chick. your text rep is weak as shit
looks like all your shine has been sopped up by that greasy bitch
clowny lookin motherfucker. ugly n no outfit could save ya
wont bother askin why so serious cuz ur smile looks like it was slit open w/ razors