Shadow Boxing Pic Roast (Winner gets a bye or +2 votes next round)

[Destroyer]

I know that sombrero made Harry Potter cry, u know why I say that?
think he's hiding his head wig? nah, he just turned that owl into a magical gay hat
can't even front tho, if asked i'd have to admit that the bitch is fine
but ur wearing a ref shirt and still won't even get her to the finish line
u shiny faggot, photo just further shows the place that ur in...
cuz if this was my pic, it would be the GIRL with sparkle on her face & her chin
I'm trying to stop calling people gay, it's just something I'm resigned to
but ur picture betrayed me cuz it's clear as day that wood is always behind u
this girl is gonna leave u soon bro, maybe by the time that beer is finished
ironic how ur drinking Dos Equis which could be a future caption to this image