The Pros and Cons of Married Life (A Balanced Review)

Clutbuck · 06-03-2015, 07:13 AM

So I've been married for 8-9 weeks now. It's safe to say the honeymoon period is over. The cons really are that nothing much changes... You constantly get people asking you that. "Does it feel different now you're married?" - Feel different to what? We're still the same individuals, and couple, we were. Living in the same spot we lived previously with the same friends etc. Nothing's really changed. I don't get why they asked that.

The other drawback is after having all the money/gifts given to you for the honeymoon... You now have friends starting to hear wedding bells and you suddenly have to think of something to buy them of equal value or higher... and you were so drunk when you opened them all you can't remember what the fuck they gave you anyway. You just smiled the next time you saw them, thanked them for coming and their gift, then bored them with how great the holiday was they paid for but didn't get to go on. Come on, seriously? I've become a Grade A bullshit merchant since marriage.

So what else changed? Well, suddenly I had to be friendly with a whole heap of people I didn't know, but my wife did, who she invited along to the ceremony. I genuinely can't even remember the names of half these people. I've even been to the fucking funeral of someone I never met in my entire life, on my day off, just because my wife used to work with them. Now that's commitment, guys. I literally spent the entire time propping up the bar, eating the free food at the wake, and pretending to listen giving the odd 'Hmmmmm' and nodding or shaking my head at appropriate times, depending on how the story seemed to be going. What in the actual fuck?

This pseudo-listening trick actually backfired because I've randomly accepted an invite to another former work colleague of Mrs Lars' for some tea and biscuits shit. I've no clue what the hell their names are. It was at the wake. I make no excuses.

What else? I kept my gym membership open. Usually i'd have used that up until the wedding then scratched it. I quite like going now though, hit a few rounds, gets some aggression out. My boy signed up so I've almost a gym buddy there and now we're nearing our thirties, it's almost a new method of going out, so I suppose that's a pro I never even looked at like it.

What other pros are there? I mean, blow jobs are better, and on the increase. In my head I've named this the Spider-Man Effect in that "with great power comes great responsibility" and now we're married I was my sloth tickled on a bi-daily basis. Feel me? I've been eating good, Mrs Lars is vegetarian so she takes good care of me in that respect. Couple this with the gym regularly and I'm feeling more healthy/active overall, might even cop another e-cig to try kicking ciggies again.

Figured I'd update you all on my progress is all bruhs.

veritas · 06-03-2015, 07:16 AM

Here is a spit of advice old chap, never leave the honeymoon stage.

Objective · 06-03-2015, 07:55 AM

I don't get why people get married in the first place tbh. If I get married someday it's solely to give whoever I'm wanting to spend the rest of my life with the experience. When it's that big of a deal and a ''once in a lifetime''-kind of shit to so many I'm not going to hold it from her if she wants it. But ye, personally I couldn't care less.

Edit: Oh, almost forgot; congrats on the marriage dude and I hope you survive the invite you accepted.

Ghost1 · 06-03-2015, 08:32 AM

The wedding isn't for u smh

Also keep lifting pussy

An send sum nudes of Mrs Lars to my pm box when u get a chance. Thanks my G.

oats · 06-03-2015, 10:06 AM

Weddings are for the family, not the couple. As far as being married, couldn't say, but I've been living with my fiancé for 2.5 years, engaged for almost a year, won't get married for another two years prob, so I doubt anything will change. I just want my wedding to be a big party.

Hush · 06-03-2015, 10:09 AM

Lol at more sex
Subtle troll

Inno · 06-03-2015, 11:43 AM

Pro

You become alot more noticeble to other woman. Wedding rings
Are like magnets for desperate whores lol.

That gym shit is a pro. You only 9 weeks in and already see the benefit of it lol.
Imagine 2 years down the road. You will never miss a work out hahaha.

Also very important.

Make sure you guys have individual lives. Like do stuff on your own so you
Can talk about new things when your together.

Other than that.

Cons are what you make them in a marriage. You can avoid all cons if you truly
Want happiness with your spouse. Work it out is what mean lol.

Gl

06-03-2015, 07:13 AM	#1
Clutbuck Battle Rap's Married Man Join Date: May 2015 Location: Crumpetville, England Posts: 389 Battle Record: 2-0 Champed - Gorilla Writing league Rep Power: 3513501	The Pros and Cons of Married Life (A Balanced Review) So I've been married for 8-9 weeks now. It's safe to say the honeymoon period is over. The cons really are that nothing much changes... You constantly get people asking you that. "Does it feel different now you're married?" - Feel different to what? We're still the same individuals, and couple, we were. Living in the same spot we lived previously with the same friends etc. Nothing's really changed. I don't get why they asked that. The other drawback is after having all the money/gifts given to you for the honeymoon... You now have friends starting to hear wedding bells and you suddenly have to think of something to buy them of equal value or higher... and you were so drunk when you opened them all you can't remember what the fuck they gave you anyway. You just smiled the next time you saw them, thanked them for coming and their gift, then bored them with how great the holiday was they paid for but didn't get to go on. Come on, seriously? I've become a Grade A bullshit merchant since marriage. So what else changed? Well, suddenly I had to be friendly with a whole heap of people I didn't know, but my wife did, who she invited along to the ceremony. I genuinely can't even remember the names of half these people. I've even been to the fucking funeral of someone I never met in my entire life, on my day off, just because my wife used to work with them. Now that's commitment, guys. I literally spent the entire time propping up the bar, eating the free food at the wake, and pretending to listen giving the odd 'Hmmmmm' and nodding or shaking my head at appropriate times, depending on how the story seemed to be going. What in the actual fuck? This pseudo-listening trick actually backfired because I've randomly accepted an invite to another former work colleague of Mrs Lars' for some tea and biscuits shit. I've no clue what the hell their names are. It was at the wake. I make no excuses. What else? I kept my gym membership open. Usually i'd have used that up until the wedding then scratched it. I quite like going now though, hit a few rounds, gets some aggression out. My boy signed up so I've almost a gym buddy there and now we're nearing our thirties, it's almost a new method of going out, so I suppose that's a pro I never even looked at like it. What other pros are there? I mean, blow jobs are better, and on the increase. In my head I've named this the Spider-Man Effect in that "with great power comes great responsibility" and now we're married I was my sloth tickled on a bi-daily basis. Feel me? I've been eating good, Mrs Lars is vegetarian so she takes good care of me in that respect. Couple this with the gym regularly and I'm feeling more healthy/active overall, might even cop another e-cig to try kicking ciggies again. Figured I'd update you all on my progress is all bruhs.

06-03-2015, 07:55 AM	#3
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	I don't get why people get married in the first place tbh. If I get married someday it's solely to give whoever I'm wanting to spend the rest of my life with the experience. When it's that big of a deal and a ''once in a lifetime''-kind of shit to so many I'm not going to hold it from her if she wants it. But ye, personally I couldn't care less. Edit: Oh, almost forgot; congrats on the marriage dude and I hope you survive the invite you accepted. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 06-03-2015 at 08:11 AM.

06-03-2015, 10:06 AM	#5
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	Weddings are for the family, not the couple. As far as being married, couldn't say, but I've been living with my fiancé for 2.5 years, engaged for almost a year, won't get married for another two years prob, so I doubt anything will change. I just want my wedding to be a big party. __________________ You should be water

06-03-2015, 10:09 AM	#6
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Lol at more sex Subtle troll __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

06-03-2015, 11:43 AM	#7
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Pro You become alot more noticeble to other woman. Wedding rings Are like magnets for desperate whores lol. That gym shit is a pro. You only 9 weeks in and already see the benefit of it lol. Imagine 2 years down the road. You will never miss a work out hahaha. Also very important. Make sure you guys have individual lives. Like do stuff on your own so you Can talk about new things when your together. Other than that. Cons are what you make them in a marriage. You can avoid all cons if you truly Want happiness with your spouse. Work it out is what mean lol. Gl