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HE / HIM / FRAC
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Lil Muffin (2-2) vs Destroyer (1-1) - MUFF WINS
Netcees Battle League Season VIII Rules Due Dates:
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For additional Rules refer to rule thread First to 5, win by at least two votes Good luck! @Lil Muffin @Destroyer
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05-25-2015, 07:49 AM
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 05-25-2015 at 11:24 PM. |
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05-28-2015, 06:33 AM
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Bags will be avenged
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air call him Pistachio Disguisey, but can't hide from me - I'll murder Muff switches styles like a master but still ain't turtely enough for the turtle club I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot u fag got. I'm taking it all from u & I swear I'm not stopping ur girl brings her number my way & paws at the clothes before she blows - no Boston marathon bombing she still got fucked up tho, she's prolly still bleeding right now I got mad so I gave Hermione... nah thats a story JK Rowling won't even write down des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung
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05-29-2015, 04:53 AM
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Aww shit. I'd revoke this now That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi.. Cept of there bein just one fagot u both r down Being a sour old grape must be an unbearable fate Let's see: Ages Badly,Good for a whine n finally..Of Terrible Taste Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today 50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away We draw n quarter niggas. Then shoot@birds. To men it's nothing You drawing quarters nigga. Then shoot at birds. That's Cabelas Hunting fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier I can't see my shit structurally Hopefully it isn't a problem Lemme kno
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 05-29-2015 at 06:07 AM. |
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05-29-2015, 06:42 AM
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air here we go with the URL shit. This is meh at best call him Pistachio Disguisey, but can't hide from me - I'll murder Muff switches styles like a master but still ain't turtely enough for the turtle club concept played but you coulda flipped it better, not feelin I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot really yo? u fag got. I'm taking it all from u & I swear I'm not stopping ur girl brings her number my way & paws at the clothes before she blows - no Boston marathon bombing much better, I liked this she still got fucked up tho, she's prolly still bleeding right now I got mad so I gave Hermione... nah thats a story JK Rowling won't even write down the wp is so forced here I don't even know what it's supposed to be, gave her money? Moiney? Smh des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung concept played, flip decent at best Vs Quote: Originally Posted by Bags View Post onnnc.sup des. See u at the den. Left ur key under the mat. Taken from Judes(des) user profile Aww shit. I'd revoke this now That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi.. Cept of there bein just one fagot u both r down was waiting for this..you coulda done more with the concept, this is meh Being a sour old grape must be an unbearable fate Let's see: Ages Badly,Good for a whine n finally..Of Terrible Taste lol no man wtf.. Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today 50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away niceness We draw n quarter niggas. Then shoot@birds. To men it's nothing You drawing quarters nigga. Then shoot at birds. That's Cabelas Hunting i personally don't like this, Meh at best fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids i liked this, good shit Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier decent here honesty I wish I didn't have to vote on this battle, 1. Because destroyer is a crybaby and will probably want this vote dqed 2. Muffs style is starting to piss me off & now des is following it 3. Both can come a lot better but choose not to idk Destroyer honestly had 1 quotable IMO Muff had 2, edging 2.5 quotables at best. Muff had two bars that were nice, the rest was bad. Destroyer had 1 good bar. Muff keeps getting lucky winning with these verses smh. Des could have easily won if he didn't try that dumb shit. If not for the lack of battles to vote on I wouldn't have hit this one up. Vote: Muff |
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05-29-2015, 11:24 AM
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des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon
while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung vs Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today 50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier I think both had a cpl lines that didn't hit due to wording. The quoteables are about even but I think Destroyer whiffed worse on a couple lines, like the sandlot one and the boston bombings. Muff's intro needed to be revised, but I think he takes this. V Muff |
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05-29-2015, 03:24 PM
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05-29-2015, 07:08 PM
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair
cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot Vs. Aww shit. I'd revoke this now That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi.. Cept of there bein just one fagot u both down Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today 50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids Got it 3-2 Vote Muff |
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05-29-2015, 08:57 PM
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Turtle club lol
Everything else but sandlot I was feeling. Hermoine was dope Vs Catwalk Penpals Cabell as We're all non quotes for shot wording but good concepts I'd say stop drinking but I've worded bars better fucked up Idk if it's your new approach or your just rushing everything but nothing hit cus of the wording man Vote des |
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06-01-2015, 06:38 PM
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Foreva us, neva them.
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06-01-2015, 06:44 PM
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i broke this down earlier but basically, a close one, between destro's shang tsung line and muffs 50 cal. Both are using URL style which doesn't work well in text, which was probably a disadvantage to destro but made his closer hit harder. I give it to Destro for the creativity.
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06-01-2015, 10:18 PM
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HE / HIM / FRAC
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it's just not fair. call me nick cage even tho I got hair
cuz when I bring the razor to the muff I'll be landing strips like Con Air okish call him Pistachio Disguisey, but can't hide from me - I'll murder Muff switches styles like a master but still ain't turtely enough for the turtle club ...des? I got a little dick, but what I do w/it, u can't knock cuz ur girl still be 'killin me smalls' and asking for smore like I was on the fuckin Sandlot ....des?? u fag got. I'm taking it all from u & I swear I'm not stopping ur girl brings her number my way & paws at the clothes before she blows - no Boston marathon bombing good try at complexity but didnt totallly work for me she still got fucked up tho, she's prolly still bleeding right now I got mad so I gave Hermione... nah thats a story JK Rowling won't even write down cool flip, assuming it's Her-my-knee.. tbh i dont get why people dont get this des can bang, dude. relax, cuz all these cats will know that ur lame soon while u stay confused & watch me beat u with ur own style... Shang Tsung im hoping the end of the opener is supposed to be 'lame son' cause thsi is a nice bar but the rhyme would be awful as writen Aww shit. I'd revoke this now That msg is like Zelphs bangbros invi.. Cept of there bein just one fagot u both r down eeh Being a sour old grape must be an unbearable fate Let's see: Ages Badly,Good for a whine n finally..Of Terrible Taste wine/whine is so done lol. not really feeling it Rifle equipped. U can run but u die today 50 cal Rds called penpals..they go write straight to ur heart from miles away dope We draw n quarter niggas. Then shoot@birds. To men it's nothing You drawing quarters nigga. Then shoot at birds. That's Cabelas Hunting cool idea but kinda light for me fkn pedo claims he's hospitable? Ill club ur fkn ribs Quit tryin to be a st, Jude...you can't repent enough for touching kids ok Talk that shit. Errywhere I go muffs revered Think I'll let this cat,walk w/ that bs? I'll throw him off 1 for thinking he's upper tier nice hermione shang tsung v pen pals st jude upper tier fuck this is close. i thought pen pals was lotb but hermione and shang tsung were the next best... i think muff gets my edge for consistency. props guys. v/muff 5-3
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