The NBL Magazine (Week 8)

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Throwback NBL Fire

Alvin Karpis vs. Karaoke (Season 7 Final)

Karpis

You gonna flop like Wade, you claim ya white and not the same
You say you're Hubie Brown.....well I guess you do talk a lot of game
The way you get emotional over a photo makes me wanna spazz quick
Honestly I hope I never see a pic of this dick, save that shit for Chyeahhh’s chick
You always been average, your whole careers just an awkward blur
If we did a Mount Rushmore of the best, you’d be using the coin operated binoculars
Have ya chick snorting lines, I didn’t know she was a freak bitch
I pulled her hair and forced that Rail like I’m on some Greed shit
Ya bitch loves to swallow me whole and I’m fine w/ that
I’ll grab a Penn and Teller to write down how she makes it disappear like their acts
You aint winning 5 that’s fact, we all know you’re the worst fake
& will never call this bitch Cari Champion unless it’s on the First Take
Deep down you’re soft, ya whole persona seems wild to me
I got this bitch w/ an ass like Kapri Styles, you just style capris
You’re snitchin on ya whole hood, I can’t respect it G so fuck it
Let me find out you been wearing those wires like a DIRECTV puppet
Do that Hi bye shit in Far rock, ya whole hood wouldn’t let you step thru
I mean shit ask Orc, you’re such a Shamrock don’t even respect you
I’ll call my shooters to come see ya squad, it’s time to ante up
I’ll have Kings team on ice in NY but I don’t mean the Stanley Cup

Karaoke

Pocahontas left u cuz u couldn't handle it properly
I guess the reservations she had weren't just her family's properly
Break up got u mad, pissed that u guys are no longer going steady
Wanted payback but u cant teepee her house if she lives in 1 already
Ill catch u where u live and beat u till blood stains the carpet
That bat'll be flying all over the crib, u'll think it was YDK's apartment
Your gun bars aren't believable, don't even lie you con
Cuz the only time you bust caps is when you try them on
Dome as big as the 1 the rams play in, ur what Stewie would look like as an adult
Ur not a boss but u'd be a good Leader, if Marvel ever makes another Incredible Hulk
That bitch shit u pulled years ago is the reason y not alotta cats respect u
A lot verses were lost on netcees 1 but were u deleting urs way b4 Lama had a chance to
Always flipping my shit, if it wasn't for me u wouldn't be decent bro
Why respect u? when u used the same Strikta line I used weeks ago
Blame it on the alcohol, u get props on bars only when u take mine
We didn't have to know abt ur DUI's to see that u cant walk a straight line
Biting isn't paying homage, everyone considers it theft
Should change his name to Tracy Morgan the way this joker gets rear ended to death
Shots'll leave this queer dead when my niggas put guns to his weird head
Ill have so many hair triggers at your chin, u'll be able to post in the beard thread


Winner: Alvin Karpis