THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

[veritas]

hey gay-wad: 1997 David Spade called, he wants his hair cut back.

[Batty]

All of this niggas facial hair looks like pubes fried in crispy catfish batter.

Lookin like he smokes Christmas ***tus petals out of a golf cart muffler.

lookin like he builds sand castles with cat turds in them

20% Egon 30% Carrot Top 50% lonely

lookin like a online professor for a masturbation college

Lookin like Theon Greyjoy's squire

lookin like admins a message board about building Wookie Armor

lubed up a Goku figure for cave spelunking in his bathtub escapades

Eyebrow game on 'squatch


Lookin like a special needs Opie from Sons of Anarchy

He got paralyzed at age 12 in a wakeboarding fiasco and he lost total feeling in his neck and sexual prowess.


Played "Butty the Elf" in the gay porn version of Elf. He ate maple syrup lubed candy corn out of Santa's butthole in one scene.


Lookin like God put out a giant Newport on his face.

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Batty

20% Egon 30% Carrot Top 50% lonely

lookin like a online professor for a masturbation college

lololol

Lookin like a Futurama soundtrack operator

Lookin like he can control artificially intelligent organisms with the bridge of his nose

Lookin like a chia pet and a pyramid of fly carcasses got crosshatched with a satellite beam

Lookin like a chestnut dwarf was a backgammon champion

[Batty]

Dead at chestnut dwarf.