THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

Split Eight · 05-21-2015, 05:54 AM

facial hair can be detached and used as a welder's mask

Batty · 05-21-2015, 03:19 PM

Lookin like somebody in a lab somewhere successfully spliced the DNA from a ferret with Conan O'Brien and then he joined ISIS.

Lookin like he ran a Sarsaparilla stand in A Million Ways to Die in the West.

Lookin like he rolls a 20 sided dice to decide which hand to jack off with but ultimately just rubs meat water from a leftover Lunchables package onto his wang and lets his Jack Russell Terrier go to town on it.

I'm shirt Burgundy?

Lookin like he rides around in a rusted out '86 Astro van.... white with aqua graphics... just watching playgrounds. Drinking melted Milky Way bars.

his hobbies include: making homemade air conditioning and ukulele

Looking like a sports caster from The Hunger Games.

Looking like the original master splinter prop from the old Ninja Turtles movie that has been in storage and some of the hair has fallen off.

Lookin like Gargamel's vegan nephew who doesn't understand his uncle's struggle.

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Lookin like he drinks Boones from an old ski boot with the entire cast of Attack of the Show.

Lookin like he's been swimming in Dinty Moore Beef Stew and regret.

05-21-2015, 03:19 PM	#2
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Lookin like somebody in a lab somewhere successfully spliced the DNA from a ferret with Conan O'Brien and then he joined ISIS. Lookin like he ran a Sarsaparilla stand in A Million Ways to Die in the West. Lookin like he rolls a 20 sided dice to decide which hand to jack off with but ultimately just rubs meat water from a leftover Lunchables package onto his wang and lets his Jack Russell Terrier go to town on it. I'm shirt Burgundy? Lookin like he rides around in a rusted out '86 Astro van.... white with aqua graphics... just watching playgrounds. Drinking melted Milky Way bars. his hobbies include: making homemade air conditioning and ukulele Looking like a sports caster from The Hunger Games. Looking like the original master splinter prop from the old Ninja Turtles movie that has been in storage and some of the hair has fallen off. Lookin like Gargamel's vegan nephew who doesn't understand his uncle's struggle. [IMG]http://media-*he-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ac/81/d4/ac81d4190f84c41644f72f9005077d41.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://media-*he-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/00/2e/4f/002e4f674173864141bd1dd4be44ed60.jpg[/IMG] Lookin like he drinks Boones from an old ski boot with the entire cast of Attack of the Show. Lookin like he's been swimming in Dinty Moore Beef Stew and regret.