THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

Vulgar · 05-20-2015, 03:52 AM

Looking like Aesop Rock's publicist.

Looking like he lives solely off of Arthur C. Clarke novels, peach schnapps and blintz recipes from the feminist version of the anarchist cookbook.

Looking like a chairman on the board of the Mario Turtles for Justice Committee.

Looking like he juggles tangerines for fun, 17 hours per day.

Looking like a knight in whining armor.

Looking like his name was Pulitzer Prize.

Looking like a constipated Swiss aeronautical engineer.

Looking like he stuffs Mars Bars up his ass and sends chain-mail about Elon Musk's secret sex life.

05-20-2015, 03:52 AM	#11
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Looking like Aesop Rock's publicist. Looking like he lives solely off of Arthur C. Clarke novels, peach schnapps and blintz recipes from the feminist version of the anarchist cookbook. Looking like a chairman on the board of the Mario Turtles for Justice Committee. Looking like he juggles tangerines for fun, 17 hours per day. Looking like a knight in whining armor. Looking like his name was Pulitzer Prize. Looking like a constipated Swiss aeronautical engineer. Looking like he stuffs Mars Bars up his ass and sends chain-mail about Elon Musk's secret sex life. Last edited by Vulgar; 05-20-2015 at 03:56 AM.