THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY

[Hush]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE HE REALLY GOOD AT TEXT BATTLES

Lol
I been using that classic for yrs

Repped

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Fuck looking like Jim Henson nigga look like Jim Henson made him out of Wookie fur and faggot dust

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Looking like pjk all sobered up

[Ullr]

Who cares tbh, I wanted to battle without having a name preceding me. Why is this an issue?

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Ullr

Who cares tbh, I wanted to battle without having a name preceding me. Why is this an issue?

its not. we roast everyone who's new

[El Muffin]

This nigga look like a tour guide at Stonehenge if there were a tour guide at stonehenge

[Ullr]

Well that defeats the whole purpose of my being here and battling here - if I had wanted to announce who I was in the first place I would have done it. I only registered on this site because I wanted to try being something else - I am naturally kind and helpful and in terms of battling that limits me greatly. I wanted to play a character and not be so coddling and this bullshit absolutely slaughters that. All I wanted was a venue to improve because you know what? You guys are absolutely right, my battling is still trash tier and I am sorry for wanting to change that through battling in a new style. Rap-Royalty is the best site on the internet and the competition there is fantastic but I wanted to try a new style IN PEACE without having shit like this. What the fuck can be said about a site with an Administrator who would blow up a PM conversation like this? Seriously. I don't really care but seriously, no decorum, no respect whatsoever. Really sad.

[Ullr]

And further, what the fuck are some of the votes that get posted up here? The standard is so much lower than I'd EVER see fly on R-R - like, let me go get a quote of one example from my battle last night.

[El Muffin]

Who r u tho


Are u Francis ford Coppola n Zach Galifianakis demon child

Speak


Demon

[Ullr]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

vote aero
other dude was mad awful
4 years punch was hilarious
wutang member was funny
really he just had to do barely anything to win against that horribad verse so that's what he did

v/aero out of bags

Are you kidding me? This type of vote would NEVER fly on Rap-Royalty. He literally gave me NOTHING to work on, no suggestions on where to improve or learn just a completely one sided vote that on R-R would be thrown out for obvious dickriding. You can't just neglect one person because you know and like the other person because that absolutely destroys the integrity of the whole battling scene. Even if it sucks, you STILL try to help because that's what battling is supposed to be about - GETTING BETTER AT IT.

That's all. I'm going to watch Game of Thrones.

[El Muffin]

Dude destroyer been a faggot but lOl his opinion still valid tho

[Ullr]

Okay, valid and I don't disagree with the verdict but HOLY SHIT can you vote worse? Like honestly - there is literally no standard here. I battle to LEARN not to get a shiny win or a loss, man. Understand, all I want is tips on how to get better in the form of feedback for the bars I came up with. You can't just say "bruh dat shyte horribad u suc otha guy win cuz I no him" and be done with it. You need some substance. Even the stuff in Bags' favor needed more detail - tell the participant WHAT you liked about his bar.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Ullr

Okay, valid and I don't disagree with the verdict but HOLY SHIT can you vote worse? Like honestly - there is literally no standard here. I battle to LEARN not to get a shiny win or a loss, man. Understand, all I want is tips on how to get better in the form of feedback for the bars I came up with. You can't just say "bruh dat shyte horribad u suc otha guy win cuz I no him" and be done with it. You need some substance. Even the stuff in Bags' favor needed more detail - tell the participant WHAT you liked about his bar.

Des like 60


When u 60 yrs old u just grumble at shit

I'm telling u I kno it all everything omnipotent

[Ullr]

I still can't fucking believe this shit and that an ADMINISTRATOR would do this. It's like this is Lord of the Flies and you've got some fucking crackhead with a conch calling the shots who has literally no respect for people on the site.

If I didn't have an already agreed upon and pending battle I would probably leave this site for this garbage but as a man of my word and NOT a scumbag like what I have seen ON ALL SIDES on this site. I will write for my battle and respect the votes it receives for I am a man of integrity. Much more than can be said for Knucklehead. Just sad, man.

[Destroyer]

lmao
bro ok do you want me to critique your entire verse
I gladly will
but you'd probably be better served by reading the winner's verses and seeing what does well around here

[Ullr]

I appreciate it Muffin and can understand it but age doesn't mean you get a pass to be lazy as fuck - you at least need to try. Hire a kid to press keys on a keyboard for you and tell him "type yo shit sucks, work on this element and this element, this bar in particular was really shitty, maybe it would have worked if you had done X or Y."

It's literally gradeschool peer review, it's not a tough thing.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Ullr

Are you kidding me? This type of vote would NEVER fly on Rap-Royalty. He literally gave me NOTHING to work on, no suggestions on where to improve or learn just a completely one sided vote that on R-R would be thrown out for obvious dickriding. You can't just neglect one person because you know and like the other person because that absolutely destroys the integrity of the whole battling scene. Even if it sucks, you STILL try to help because that's what battling is supposed to be about - GETTING BETTER AT IT.

That's all. I'm going to watch Game of Thrones.

bro it boils down to the fact that no one really cares about text honestly. i mean people here still like PARTICIPATING in text, and writing, but they've all done it for years and trying to critique someone to get better in a form of writing that is useless, is well, useless.

topicals can be different. you can get good feed on those i'm sure.

but either way my advice is don't take internet text rap so serious.

i signed up at rap royalty awhile back. i don't text tho, i just make beats here and there. i posted a tape there, left honest feedback and some dude closed my thread because i didnt leave "good enough" feedback.

my posts were short, but they were to the point. the mods basically wanted me to post multiple sentences saying the same thing i could say in one sentence. after editing my posts to a longer length. my thread stayed closed

basically i wasted time out of my life giving honest feedback on things and seeing nothing in return.

such is life.

i think the point of this post is to say, dont take things so seriously. this site is pretty cool with aliases which i think is corny but oh well. im not sure how your pm's went with knuck, if he contacted you to find out who you are, or what. but just know he's an admitted jew. never trust him.

my advice would be to register a new alias a week from now if you want to text battle in secrecy

godspeed

[Ullr]

Yes, that would be much appreciated - I did look over some of the winning verses and thought my bars were already heading in that direction. You gave me nothing to work with and nothing to learn from. If it were Rap-Royalty your vote would have been thrown out on the spot unless you improved it substantially because on R-R we care about people learning, not just who wins and who loses and riding the winner's dick all the way to the finish.

[Destroyer]

This cunt legit is gon' die, battle's bout'a be bloodier than a "Bag of used tampons" with a shiv through his thigh!
He's "stuck up" on an internet high, not even "dope on the board" when ya circuit surfin', you worthless virgin!!

a bag of used tampons doesn't have a thigh so this doesn't make sense
also it just rhymes, there's really no punch

You'd only see a tit if it's an African bird plus you're bars are wack + trash and absurd!
Bags would only be "the shit" n' "on a throne" if he was passin' a turd!!

would only be the shit if he was passing a turd is played bro. like been done. a lot. and I may have never even seen it, but I know. that's how played it is

I bring the action in verbs, I'll pop a bag while I'm collapsin' this nerd!
I'm Ullr, bitch! All I need's an Axe and my word to hack you to pieces and put you back to the dirt!!

again no punch, just you talking up yourself. which is great in a swag verse, but this is a battle.

This fucker's trash, literally, a tyke with no skill! If Aero goes hard off the handle it's on a bike with no wheels!!
He ain't close to as hard with sharpened bars as I am - I'll bring an Aero to his knees like a Guard in Skyrim!

this was your most ok bar but aero to his knees? you mean you'll bring a guard to his knees with an arrow? it's just worded awkward and therefore doesn't work.

I'll drop ya team with a Wesson, Catch n' put his ass to sleep, call it dream interception - I'll put Bags in a Bag like a scene from Inception!!
This Bag faggot only hits dope in intravenous injections - this dick would only be "ill" with a penis infection!!!

this was like 4 lines in two, it's just too damn wordy. and bags-related punches are ALL played.

[Ullr]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

bro it boils down to the fact that no one really cares about text honestly. i mean people here still like PARTICIPATING in text, and writing, but they've all done it for years and trying to critique someone to get better in a form of writing that is useless, is well, useless.

topicals can be different. you can get good feed on those i'm sure.

but either way my advice is don't take internet text rap so serious.

i signed up at rap royalty awhile back. i don't text tho, i just make beats here and there. i posted a tape there, left honest feedback and some dude closed my thread because i didnt leave "good enough" feedback.

my posts were short, but they were to the point. the mods basically wanted me to post multiple sentences saying the same thing i could say in one sentence. after editing my posts to a longer length. my thread stayed closed

basically i wasted time out of my life giving honest feedback on things and seeing nothing in return.

such is life.

i think the point of this post is to say, dont take things so seriously. this site is pretty cool with aliases which i think is corny but oh well. im not sure how your pm's went with knuck, if he contacted you to find out who you are, or what. but just know he's an admitted jew. never trust him.

my advice would be to register a new alias a week from now if you want to text battle in secrecy

godspeed

Nah, it's whatever, I don't care that much to go through all that. I'm really sorry to hear about that - I'm assuming the Mod who removed it was Kel Il in Audio Drops? You can PM him and tell him you fixed your links and he'd more than likely restore the thread. It's easy to forget sometimes and without a reminder it's unlikely to go back and check if anything has indeed changed.

My thoughts? That type of person should not be an Administrator. It's a bad look on the entire site.