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Witty · 05-17-2015, 01:09 AM

Why are you hitting on me?

stop it, i feel uncomfortable.

NO MEANS NO.

veritas · 05-17-2015, 01:11 AM

Fox,

You can handle this light weight.

veritas · 05-17-2015, 01:11 AM

I will add + fox tags to help your spirits

The Sensei · 05-17-2015, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Why are you hitting on me?

stop it, i feel uncomfortable.

NO MEANS NO.

Your lover, this veritas, has come to rescue you from The Sensei.

I was to slap you for overcooking my steak dinner. Slap you until your mascara ran from tears. And then not apologize and empty the contents of your purse, throw it out the window, and make you explain to your lover Vanity why you lost your season tickets to Mamma Mia showtunes play. HEI!

Witty · 05-17-2015, 01:17 AM

Sometimes I feel like you don't even love me.

???

veritas · 05-17-2015, 01:19 AM

sighs.....lights newport. puts hands on hips.

The Sensei · 05-17-2015, 01:19 AM

Sally, you have disgraced your signature Coyote and your ancestors. Your womb shall go unfertilized. HEI!

Witty · 05-17-2015, 01:35 AM

Why?

The Sensei · 05-17-2015, 01:36 AM

Please stop hitting on me. I do not appreciate you trying to force yourself into the position of being a woman in my life. Thank you. HEI!

Witty · 05-17-2015, 01:53 AM

That's what I said a few posts ago.

Is your copying me a hint that you would like to have a relationship of a sexual nature?

The Sensei · 05-17-2015, 02:00 AM

When you said it, you were flirting and playing womanly games. When I said it, I meant it. I do not wish for you to keep on your vigorous attempts to taste my tenderloin, so I formally ask you to please stop trying to be my desperate housewife.

Thank you. HEI!

Witty · 05-17-2015, 02:28 AM

You talk a lot about women.

Did she hurt you?

Was she pretty?

I bet she was pretty.

The Sensei · 05-17-2015, 02:32 AM

I talk about women because I like them in a "let me convince you sex with me is a good idea at least once and at most five times" kind of way.

So by this logic.... you sure talk about men a lot.

Did one break your heart? Did one step on your heart with stiletto heels? Did one fill your eye with tears? I bet he had a beer belly and back hair.

Witty · 05-17-2015, 02:34 AM

I knew she was pretty.

Things will get better.

I promise.

Chill Phil · 05-17-2015, 02:37 AM

Sensei is like
...a combination of veritas and big baby with the stubborn one dimensional approach of aero

It's putrid. Somebody kill it.

The Sensei · 05-17-2015, 02:38 AM

I'm going to let you in on a little secret...

The other night I got very drunk. It led to me spending hours and a fair amount of money in a quest.

But Great Honorable Sensei, what was your quest? I was on a quest for a honey baked ham. It took a few phonecalls to women I had left scorned and sexually satisfied in past trysts and a journey to a 24 hour supermarket to find the right combination to attain my ham.

But in the end, Great Honorable Sensei got his honey baked ham at nearly 4 a.m.

The Sensei · 05-17-2015, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy

Sensei is like
...a combination of veritas and big baby with the stubborn one dimensional approach of aero

I want to be his woman. I want to cook and clean and wear dresses for him

No thank you. I mean, it's generous of you to ask but I must decline.

veritas · 05-17-2015, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy

Sensei is like
...a combination of veritas and big baby with the stubborn one dimensional approach of aero

It's putrid. Somebody kill it.

word. to be honest, I used to enjoy when people would try to emulate my boarding prowess a la pancake circa 2013, and all the others. However now it just makes me feel sad, and makes me want to quit this ish. on my nation.

The Sensei · 05-17-2015, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

I tried to kiss dolph lundgren's butt

From what I have heard, you were imitating some guy on RB named TGF. So you're probably imitating me too. Why do you feel the need to do this? I shall leave you with a wise saying:

The banana that tries to be a pear ends up fertilizer. HEI!

big baby · 05-17-2015, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Was the site down last night for anyone else and what's going on with the timestamps and shit?

@Diode

yeah so weird why time stamps whoa bb banned and gone it weird must be network issue right diode? wonder ehat happens to weird mustachio wow perplexed touching my mustachi now, now problems anymore right knuck? it might show up in 2 weeks from now, tho, depends who knows lmao whoa so weird wow timestsmo fucked? diode what's solution? just fixed itself, network ddos maybe?

05-17-2015, 01:09 AM	#21
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Why are you hitting on me? stop it, i feel uncomfortable. NO MEANS NO. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

05-17-2015, 01:17 AM	#25
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Sometimes I feel like you don't even love me. ??? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

05-17-2015, 01:35 AM	#28
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Why? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

05-17-2015, 01:36 AM	#29
The Sensei Judo Chop Your Hen Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 27 Rep Power: 0	Please stop hitting on me. I do not appreciate you trying to force yourself into the position of being a woman in my life. Thank you. HEI! __________________ Long time ago, I defeated Lamb Horse in mortal combat. I emerged victorious, the world a safer place. I am your new hero.

05-17-2015, 01:53 AM	#30
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	That's what I said a few posts ago. Is your copying me a hint that you would like to have a relationship of a sexual nature? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

05-17-2015, 01:19 AM	#27
The Sensei Judo Chop Your Hen Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 27 Rep Power: 0	Sally, you have disgraced your signature Coyote and your ancestors. Your womb shall go unfertilized. HEI!

05-17-2015, 02:00 AM	#31
The Sensei Judo Chop Your Hen Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 27 Rep Power: 0	When you said it, you were flirting and playing womanly games. When I said it, I meant it. I do not wish for you to keep on your vigorous attempts to taste my tenderloin, so I formally ask you to please stop trying to be my desperate housewife. Thank you. HEI! __________________ Long time ago, I defeated Lamb Horse in mortal combat. I emerged victorious, the world a safer place. I am your new hero.

05-17-2015, 02:28 AM	#32
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	You talk a lot about women. Did she hurt you? Was she pretty? I bet she was pretty. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

05-17-2015, 02:32 AM	#33
The Sensei Judo Chop Your Hen Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 27 Rep Power: 0	I talk about women because I like them in a "let me convince you sex with me is a good idea at least once and at most five times" kind of way. So by this logic.... you sure talk about men a lot. Did one break your heart? Did one step on your heart with stiletto heels? Did one fill your eye with tears? I bet he had a beer belly and back hair. __________________ Long time ago, I defeated Lamb Horse in mortal combat. I emerged victorious, the world a safer place. I am your new hero.

05-17-2015, 02:34 AM	#34
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I knew she was pretty. Things will get better. I promise. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

05-17-2015, 02:37 AM	#35
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	Sensei is like ...a combination of veritas and big baby with the stubborn one dimensional approach of aero It's putrid. Somebody kill it.

05-17-2015, 02:38 AM	#36
The Sensei Judo Chop Your Hen Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 27 Rep Power: 0	I'm going to let you in on a little secret... The other night I got very drunk. It led to me spending hours and a fair amount of money in a quest. But Great Honorable Sensei, what was your quest? I was on a quest for a honey baked ham. It took a few phonecalls to women I had left scorned and sexually satisfied in past trysts and a journey to a 24 hour supermarket to find the right combination to attain my ham. But in the end, Great Honorable Sensei got his honey baked ham at nearly 4 a.m. __________________ Long time ago, I defeated Lamb Horse in mortal combat. I emerged victorious, the world a safer place. I am your new hero.