Orc 1-1 vs Destroyer 0-0 - DES WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, May 14th 2014 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@Orc @Burd @Destroyer

[Sharp]

@Destroyer

this is now your battle

my bad about the mix up
@Killing Spree you're good just be sure to vote this week so I can take that loss off

[Destroyer]

in for 10

[Burd]

u wana do pics

[Destroyer]

nah lets go reg

[Burd]

no problem. sent 10 to Sharp @Destroyer

[Destroyer]

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd
face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st
you're a self-admitted ladies man, so why try and seem tough?
I find it eerily fitting that Little Debbie gave birth to a cream puff
STOP BITING!!! doesn't take a lot to see it's true this guy's shameful
because if loose lips sink ships...this Irish nigga is the Bermuda Triangle!
I lost all respect for u man, & I used to think of u as a legend
but u know u scrape the bottom of the bowl when u take hits from Resin

[Burd]

Hmph

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
If I ask who the wackest old bum on this board is!?
.. you'll see a Show of Hands n' i don't mean a Jeff Dunham performance.
U b talkn Nonsense. Swaying, n acting like wat u do is fair.
but it's Balderdash. just like you running from the mirror after losing hair
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those
&&I feel 4 Tom Brady.. maaaan that shit was so untight
Dog, for u a Deflated Decision is finally putting away that Blow Up Wife

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd
meh
face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st
pretty cool
you're a self-admitted ladies man, so why try and seem tough?
I find it eerily fitting that Little Debbie gave birth to a cream puff
what
STOP BITING!!! doesn't take a lot to see it's true this guy's shameful
because if loose lips sink ships...this Irish nigga is the Bermuda Triangle!
Set up doesn't match punch
I lost all respect for u man, & I used to think of u as a legend
but u know u scrape the bottom of the bowl when u take hits from Resin
Cool

Vs

Originally Posted by Burd

Hmph

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
dont get
If I ask who the wackest old bum on this board is!?
.. you'll see a Show of Hands n' i don't mean a Jeff Dunham performance.
underwhelming
U b talkn Nonsense. Swaying, n acting like wat u do is fair.
but it's Balderdash. just like you running from the mirror after losing hair
Nice idea, came off very forced
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those
Nice
&&I feel 4 Tom Brady.. maaaan that shit was so untight
Dog, for u a Deflated Decision is finally putting away that Blow Up Wife
Cool closer

V/Burd

I just think he came slightly more consistently. Was feeling it more.

[fraze]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd
i liked the wp, but you didn't do anything with the setup to make this effective
face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st
i like this.
you're a self-admitted ladies man, so why try and seem tough?
I find it eerily fitting that Little Debbie gave birth to a cream puff
this is weak.
STOP BITING!!! doesn't take a lot to see it's true this guy's shameful
because if loose lips sink ships...this Irish nigga is the Bermuda Triangle!
this works for snitching, not for biting. miss.
I lost all respect for u man, & I used to think of u as a legend
but u know u scrape the bottom of the bowl when u take hits from Resin
this was cool but the wording is a little off.

Originally Posted by Burd

Hmph

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
aight, but this is a little forced.
If I ask who the wackest old bum on this board is!?
.. you'll see a Show of Hands n' i don't mean a Jeff Dunham performance.
not sure if you noticed, but you never actually directed this punch at anyone
U b talkn Nonsense. Swaying, n acting like wat u do is fair.
but it's Balderdash. just like you running from the mirror after losing hair
don't like this concept, but you executed it well
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those
scroll/scroll wp? really?
&&I feel 4 Tom Brady.. maaaan that shit was so untight
Dog, for u a Deflated Decision is finally putting away that Blow Up Wife
see it, but didn't like this deflategate punch

Destroyer had May/Jun and hits from Resin, but otherwise underwhelmed. Not a bad verse, but there were a few misses.

This might be the worst verse I've seen from Burd. Nothing was really original in the concepts and it just seemed a little unfocused. Not sure if he's rusty but this isn't up to his usual standard.

Vote: Destroyer

[iSpaz]

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
// lol
If I ask who the wackest old bum on this board is!?
.. you'll see a Show of Hands n' i don't mean a Jeff Dunham performance.
// not bad, not a fan of the "don't mean/ not this" at the end
U b talkn Nonsense. Swaying, n acting like wat u do is fair.
but it's Balderdash. just like you running from the mirror after losing hair
\\ not bad
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those
\\ this was fire
&&I feel 4 Tom Brady.. maaaan that shit was so untight
Dog, for u a Deflated Decision is finally putting away that Blow Up Wife
// cool

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd
\\ cool
face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st
\\ ehh
you're a self-admitted ladies man, so why try and seem tough?
I find it eerily fitting that Little Debbie gave birth to a cream puff
// wtf? lolll
STOP BITING!!! doesn't take a lot to see it's true this guy's shameful
because if loose lips sink ships...this Irish nigga is the Bermuda Triangle!
\\ loose lips sink ships, ugh
I lost all respect for u man, & I used to think of u as a legend
but u know u scrape the bottom of the bowl when u take hits from Resin
\\ not bad, could have been harsher imo


v/burd

[Cred]

Des, ur two first bars were nice

VS

Orc, I liked ur last two bars.

Hmm. I expected more from both tbh but both had sum bad misses but I think burds were jus a bit worse. First bar was forced bslderdash wasnt executed well neither. Idk des had a gay ass lil debbie line but his vrrse was jus a tad bit moreconsistent

V destroyer

[Tic]

Burd had opener which was nice. But that's really it. You used a show of hands bar on me, which was much better. Balderdash is pronounced bolder dash so that's a miss. Scroll? You've used that bar before my dude, come on. And the closer was weird.

Des had little Debbie was lol and th closer was pretty good. Other than that I didn't really like much.

Idk this battle was underwhelming. Both of these guys are dope but it didn't show here. I gotta give it to des cuz I've seen Orc use that scroll line before. Recycling is wack, my dude. You're a legend don't be lazy.

Des

[Junto]

A scabbard... everyone knew what that was right? no
Stomped out by me. Ha. Good one
How does little debbie tie in beside the creampuff part? awful
Never saw a loose lips bite flip. Fresh.
Resin. Orc bit something from him right? resin like weed + like his name is Resin... dope

vs.

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those

V/ Orc

[Razah]

Mann I dunno. To be honest, I didn't like anything too much from any verse. If I had to break it down, I would say my vote goes to Destroyer just because his verse flowed a lot smoother than the other verse. As far as what stood out, I really can't say anything stood out.

Im'a have to vote for:

vDestroyer

[jilti]

Scab burd & Resin

Vs.

Colavito & Balderdash


Thought this battle would be better but had 2 quotes a piece. Between the quotables gotta go w/ the better 2.


Vote-Des

[Allen Knight]

face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st

Vs

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those

v/orc, he was more consistent & way fresher imo.

[Allen Knight]

5-4 upping

[El Muffin]

Des

Scabbard was nasty
Jun was abv Avg
Debbie was wack af
Bermuda triangle u fkd up concept imho. U talm bout ratting I think
closer cool



Orc
cola Vito was dope
Show of hands. Nah weak. I get it but ventriloquist /hands association is weak
scroll played af
blow up wife creative on tired word down concept


J ACTUALLY THINK Des GOT THIS BY A DECENY MARINATE


V/des