So will Tom Brady get suspended or wha?!

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Originally Posted by Dancake

Tannehill quietly underrated.

I think this is a pretty big deal for the division. Pats secondary is lols now. Defense will drop off a little, they need ol' cheatin' Tommy back there throwing wilted footballs around to no name receivers to make up for it. Jets, Dolphins, and Bills are all better next year. I'm not saying they'll lose the division but it's much more likely now. If I had to bet Pats v. the Field, idk.

He'll probably just bang Gisele for four weeks and come back to throw 5 touchdowns or whatever. If he serves all 4 games his first game back will be against the Colts. So that's dope.

Patriots Dynasty Forever Tainted x2

Joe Flacco is aggressively average.

agreed with the bold.

somewhat agreed with italics

heavily disagreed with the underlined portion.

the jets are trash until they get a qb. geno will never have an 80-90 passer rating lol. i wish devin smith the best but they are going 3-13

the bills are abysmal as well. mainly on the qb front. i am quietly hoping tyrod taylor wins the job and leads them to an 8-8 season.

dolphins aren't much better but they have a qb and assorted talent, however poorly coached. they have the best shot at a 10-6 record.

the patriots while they are getting weaker on paper, will still be the patriots.

however take all this with a grain of salt because i care nothing for the afc east and don't follow it at all.

rex ryan is a dummy. i'm just hoping he's dumb enough to let tyrod win his qb competition. geno smith is a bum, i'm just hoping he throws 500 passes devin smiths way. i care nothing for the dolphins. i care less then nothing for the patriots

i wish them all an abysmal season