jerky is not gangsta

[Batty]

One of the most least gangsta things ever is cookie sticks.

Nigga what? Who invented them? Especially those rolled up wafer things.

A goddamn cookie stick, for real. Put that shit in ya mouth like it's a Kool mild and talk shit.

Look in the mirror...
and flex

You'd look tougher tryin to eat a star crunch wrapped up in a fruit roll up with a pair of gardening gloves on.