traveled a half hour by train and still didn't get any pussy...

[Badweather]

Bitch said she just wanted to see me, downed some nyquil and coughed herself to sleep.


I'm laying there with my dick in my hand like "you serious?"


To make matters worse, I wake up at 7 and try to wake her up and she's like "you're never coming over here again if you're trying to be up at 7 am on a Saturday..."

So, I got up and walked to Harris teeter and buy eggs, cheese, turkey bacon, a toothbrush. She won't get out of the bed, and doesn't say thanks for the shit I got for her.

I start watching Gordon Ramsay's kitchen rescue and making a bunch of food puns while she's in bed being rude about how cheesy the puns are.

She's not getting out of bed.


10:50 rolls around and I just gather my shit, and put my jacket on.

Suddenly....

Bitch is out of bed.