white knights to thread

[uh-oh]

hush's uncle luis is a g in that vid tho

AYO SWEET HEART

oh she got her headphones in

[Split Eight]

If someone walks by with a plate of cheeseburgers, you'd want a cheeseburger

& obviously no one should judge you if you're really hungry and you ask a little harshly for food

but that's different than like ten people walking up and crowding the person holding the cheeseburger plate and trying to sneak one off the tray or aggressively pursue the cheeseburgers, because yeah those cheeseburgers look really fucking delicious but they might not be for you

as someone who wants cheeseburgers all the fucking time, perhaps it's better to imagine how you'd feel if when you asked for a cheeseburger, about 10 other burger bearers crawled out of the woodwork with much less attractive patties and all began trying to sneak them in your mouth like some new mother w/ a spoonful of carrot baby gruel

In fact, imagine if you every time you dressed in sweatpants & a Old Navy graphic tee with Electric Blue #34033G overspray on the left sleeve, everyone immediately pegged you as a connoseour of greasy meats & tried to force their wares upon you?

No ones ACTUALLY forcing you to eat the burgers. but it's like you're being plagued by a roving barbarian horde of burger barons tryin to pitch you on why their burgers are superior

& yo if you're not hungry then that's gonna get REAL tiresome because you know just by looking at those foodstuffs whether or not you want a piece

I think no matter how much you love burgers, the circumstances in which the burger-buyer arrangement is approached is clearly everything

and I think while us burger buyers would love if it were as simple as finding someone with burgers to bear & asking for it plainly, the other party is so used to this baseless approach that something a lil more dignified is super appreciated