yes niccurs

[makajibbz]

I am makajibbz reppin site narialand.com. Dopest on site at flowz and want to bring my game to new scene. How do u rap here?

[Sharp]

this is not real
@Hugh G Rection


on the off chance you're not eddie here's where we have battles

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=118208

[Sharp]

guys this site is real and they're doing a newbie tourney


http://www.nairaland.com/rap-battles

@Malachi as reining king of newbs you gotta get in there bro

[makajibbz]

thanks

[uh-oh]

MAKAJIBS? IM OUT HERE RAPING KIDS.
DUMPING EM IN RIVERS AFTER I SHANK THEIR RIBS
OR IS IT MACK A JIBS? I'M OUT HERE RAPPIN KID
DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO FLOW AFTER. I MASTERED THIS.
I'LL EAT A CRACKER QUICK. WITH A LITTLE MACKEREL FISH.
A LITTLE SLICE OF CHEESE AND A HAMMER ACTION FIFTH
SO GET TO DUCKIN. WHEN I GET TO BUCKIN
I'M HITTING EVERYTHING BUT MY TARGET. WHO'S NEXT TO WANT IT
I'LL MOLEST YOUR COUSIN. BACKSLAP YOUR NEPHEW
BURT BACARACK WITH A MACK AND VEST TOO.
I'MA CURB CRACK YOUR BACK WHEN I SUPLEX YOU
THEN THE BIG MAC ATTACK WILL BE MY NEXT MOVE
HITTING MICKEY D'S HIGH OFF PILLS AND PESTLES
MORTAR YOUR DOME LEAVING A MIST OF RESIDUE
I ADD SYLLABLES TO FLOWS AND STILL KILL IT. CAN YOU?
NOPE YOU SUCK NIGGA GO EAT A SHARPENED PENCIL
I'LL TEAR APART YOUR LENTELS. YOU A VEGAN NIGGA
I'LL LEAVE A GINGER SHOT IN YOUR KALE TO WATCH EM SHAKE (OHHHH)
YOUR BITCH IS NOT THAT GREAT. I'LL STILL BEAT CHEEKS
PULL UP TO HER CRIB IN THE BRONCO LIKE BEEP BEEP
COME OUT BITCH PAPAS HOME. IM A FUCKING MONSTER CLONE
A CREATION A BOTONIST WOVE INSIDE A FORGOTTEN STOVE
I COME FROM PLANT MATTER MIXED WITH LOTS OF DRO
SMOKED WITH BEEF IN A TEEPEE WITH THE NAVAJO'S

KILLA

[YDK]

Originally Posted by Sharp

guys this site is real and they're doing a newbie tourney


http://www.nairaland.com/rap-battles

@Malachi as reining king of newbs you gotta get in there bro

Lmao @ Nigerian rap

[uh-oh]

NARNIA HUH? I'M IN A CAR WITH YOUR MUM
SPEAKING BRITISH WITH THE TEETH TO MATCH
ROCKIN CARHARTS IN THE SUN.
YOU SEE ME PARKED BETTER RUN
THE AMOUNT OF SHOTS FROM THE K MAKE IT HARD TO FLEE IN FACT
I'M A G YOUR WACK
SOMEBODY GIVE EM AN L
SO I CAN TAKE IT FROM HIM AND SMOKE IT ON A MISSION TO HELL
I FIGHT DEMONS AND WRITE SEQUENCES THAT FIT ONTO BEATS
YOU LIKE BEATING YOUR WHITE MEAT TO SHIT ON THE STREET
WHAT
I'M ILL EVERYTHING ELSE IS INCONSEQUENTIAL
NIGERIA? WHAT I'M TRANSCONTINENTAL
YOUR TRANS
GENDERED

OHH

BARS IN ABUNDANCE
THE CHICKS I PORK WOULD FART ON YOUR MOTHER BEFORE ASKING ME TO BARF ON A MUFFIN

KILLA

[makajibbz]

niccur ur so weak even ur Dam give me tail {Kitty-Cat} and head,
ma flows too fierce leave u hard to sleep like erected dicks in bed//
tinkin ur game while i played u like lotto card, now watch me fist blow and leave u bloody like used sanitary pads, //
Even if u turn an slowpoke u wouldnt still spit, ,
buh like i once swallowed a toilet i spit poo, //
Guld ur blood, scatter ur flesh and u will be ate /8/ like u came b4 /9/,
This ur last lap, like ur sittin on a sim, ur ass is on the line//
even if u were microsoft u wouldnt still excell /ecell/
who would recognise u after diss, my punches left u ape shaped like gareth bale//
talkin bout fame, ur flows to lame i think they need clutches,
and i'll be killin u like hunger u gotta be at my service like churches//
flow so tight like a virgin in menses,
aint takin john cena buh u cant see me even if u got new lenses//
uhoh is still on point like ur sewing machine, ,
u will suffer alot like soldier durin matching,

[YDK]

Originally Posted by makajibbz

niccur ur so weak even ur Dam give me tail {Kitty-Cat} and head,
ma flows too fierce leave u hard to sleep like erected dicks in bed//
tinkin ur game while i played u like lotto card, now watch me fist blow and leave u bloody like used sanitary pads, //
Even if u turn an slowpoke u wouldnt still spit, ,
buh like i once swallowed a toilet i spit poo, //
Guld ur blood, scatter ur flesh and u will be ate /8/ like u came b4 /9/,
This ur last lap, like ur sittin on a sim, ur ass is on the line//
even if u were microsoft u wouldnt still excell /ecell/
who would recognise u after diss, my punches left u ape shaped like gareth bale//
talkin bout fame, ur flows to lame i think they need clutches,
and i'll be killin u like hunger u gotta be at my service like churches//
flow so tight like a virgin in menses,
aint takin john cena buh u cant see me even if u got new lenses//
uhoh is still on point like ur sewing machine, ,
u will suffer alot like soldier durin matching,

Pleeze stahp

[uh-oh]

MAN ALL I DO IS SPIT.
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ATE A BUNCH OF HUMAN SHIT
CHEWED IT UP AND SWALLOWED A SPITTOON OF IT
MY PLATOONS LEGIT.
WE'LL SHOW UP IN THE NIGHT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE HEART
SHOUT OUT TO CUPID BITCH
YOU GOT A STUPID DICK.
MINE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK
IT HANDS ME MISCELLENOUS STUFF OFF OF SHELVES WHEN IM DRUNK

KILLA

YOU COULDN'T MATCH AN L WITH A BLUNT?
WHAT
THATS THE SAME THING? OH WELL GIVE IT UP.
IM DA BEST

YOU WILL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH
WHEN I KARATE KICK YOUR HEAD WHILE INVISIBLE YEP
I GOT A CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY
WHILE YOU GROPE FOR YOUR INNARDS THAT SPILLED I'LL BE STILL GETTING ILLER G

[makajibbz]

like u speakin wit ya nose, u don talk pass ya mouth
Like dates, fuckah ima take u out, //
I'm over those (overdose) u and ya lame rhymes. Me i cant shout,
YDK lives to have uhoh meatstaff in his mout//
I put drinks and foods in a tray just to serve tru GOD
So i no go shock (chalk) wen i see ya lame flows duh i get bored (board)//
Niqqa if u ball for real den madrid must be in mess
Cos ya lines leave a pool (liverpool) of wackness//
Walking into the law court wid a gun u still wouldnt drop a bar
i DISS PLAY (display) like i do beef for fun. Niqqa ur as fake as belgium car//
Ima batter-ya-skull den scatter-ya-ball like a player wid no skills
ima crack-ya-ribs like comedians den pack-ya-hips so u knw how pain feels//
i gat u on ya kneels, now ur next to the feet (defeat)
Kissing a Dam wit mouth odour is the only time u gon spit, //
Ima split ya head into two so u can think twice,
Only time u gon be feeling high is having emotion for flies, //
Braaaaaaaaaa

[Sharp]

god fucking dammit

[uh-oh]

YOU GOT A STUPID DICK. MINE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK
IT HANDS ME MISCELLENOUS STUFF OFF OF SHELVES WHEN IM DRUNK

BARS

[makajibbz]

I like u uhoh haha... u mite be best on site righ na but mebbe we see about that later? I tink u culd na handle my bes

[YDK]

Lmfao

[~RustyGunZ~]

Narnia like the wardrobe?

[Diode]

tempted to sticky this tbh

[Witty]

Are you DG's brother?

[Batty]

Originally Posted by makajibbz

niccur ur so weak even ur Dam give me tail {Kitty-Cat} and head,
ma flows too fierce leave u hard to sleep like erected dicks in bed//
tinkin ur game while i played u like lotto card, now watch me fist blow and leave u bloody like used sanitary pads, //
Even if u turn an slowpoke u wouldnt still spit, ,
buh like i once swallowed a toilet i spit poo, //
Guld ur blood, scatter ur flesh and u will be ate /8/ like u came b4 /9/,
This ur last lap, like ur sittin on a sim, ur ass is on the line//
even if u were microsoft u wouldnt still excell /ecell/
who would recognise u after diss, my punches left u ape shaped like gareth bale//
talkin bout fame, ur flows to lame i think they need clutches,
and i'll be killin u like hunger u gotta be at my service like churches//
flow so tight like a virgin in menses,
aint takin john cena buh u cant see me even if u got new lenses//
uhoh is still on point like ur sewing machine,
u will suffer alot like soldier durin matching,

I just fell out of my house.

[Allen Knight]

lmao