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Batty · 03-13-2015, 10:19 AM

he filled a bath tub full of milk, then made a noah's ark out of graham cookies and marshmallow paste, filled it with animal crackers, said RELEASE THE KRACKEN and jumped in.

Got an ad on Craig's list looking for Skylanders figures and Jerkoff Crystals.

Took a welding class at the JC to learn to make elaborate meth pipes. Dropped out 2nd week.

Was the waterboy at the local Lesbian Kickboxing Club (LKBC) for the past 3 years straight.

Made a FiFi out of a Ziploc bag full of and Astroglide/Baby Oil composite, mom found it, shrugged.

His glasses are made from the viewfinder on Quija boards. Uses his vision to summon the spirits of homos past.

Tried to get the Green Power Ranger to sign his dad's trucker hat at a bootleg Comic Con but was denied by his handlers.

One night he was hanging out with some friends watching The Prestige on Blu Ray. One of his buddies starts mentioning how ripped Christian Bale had gotten for his role in AMERICAN PSYCHO. So, next they Googled pics and the next thing you know they are watching gay porn and blowing each other for hours.

03-13-2015, 10:19 AM	#1
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	he filled a bath tub full of milk, then made a noah's ark out of graham cookies and marshmallow paste, filled it with animal crackers, said RELEASE THE KRACKEN and jumped in. Got an ad on Craig's list looking for Skylanders figures and Jerkoff Crystals. Took a welding class at the JC to learn to make elaborate meth pipes. Dropped out 2nd week. Was the waterboy at the local Lesbian Kickboxing Club (LKBC) for the past 3 years straight. Made a FiFi out of a Ziploc bag full of and Astroglide/Baby Oil composite, mom found it, shrugged. His glasses are made from the viewfinder on Quija boards. Uses his vision to summon the spirits of homos past. Tried to get the Green Power Ranger to sign his dad's trucker hat at a bootleg Comic Con but was denied by his handlers. One night he was hanging out with some friends watching The Prestige on Blu Ray. One of his buddies starts mentioning how ripped Christian Bale had gotten for his role in AMERICAN PSYCHO. So, next they Googled pics and the next thing you know they are watching gay porn and blowing each other for hours.