what text showing are you most proud of? Whether you won the battle or not

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Dancake

Beating Frank in the AOWL Season Championship match. I actually didn't like my verse, and sort of felt it was the point between my peak and decline. But to win a season of that league, after investing so much time in this hobby, felt great. Kind of lame, admittedly. But we all post verses for a reason and to see the payoff and the votes and the recognition was a nice feeling.

Before netcees.com crashed, I had an AOWL regular season championship battle with Black that I eventually lost. I was the defending champ but my wins weren't so great, really. The match got tied over and over again, eventually had to be discussion'd for votes. I lost in a close one. But going toe to toe with someone who makes me feel this form of writing is legitimate, especially considering it was early on in my writing career on this site, was validating.

In terms of pure writing pride, it's tough. They're all open mics. First was 'Milk', my first piece here. Kind of weird in content. It's lost to the internet blackhole but I liked writing it, after not texting for 5+ years, effectively virgin to it. Informed my style from then on. Then 'Michael Doopenslooper', which is also lost. It was loosely based on the Batman shooter, but I think it was when I came into my own in terms of an original rhyme style. Then 'Visiting Friends' which is probably my best technically written piece. Then, finally, 'GRIZZLY BEARS' which is probably the best thing I submitted to the open mic. Got robbed of HOF which still bothers me.

This sounds like a lot of bragging but I honestly cringe at 90% of the pieces I write, days after I write them. Plus this whole text thing seems to be seriously dying now so I'm soaking in my mentals.

The best piece I ever wrote for a topical league is a coin flip between that aspergers piece (with the courtroom scenes) in that one short-run league Zyogte ran and 'Sociopath' or some similar title about someone who bemoaned the fellow mourners at his lovers funeral in some season of the AOWL.

Best battle highlight was that bar I had against Destro where ya nigga went like

"Even with your stale delivery you still couldn't deadpan"

So fucking dope.

Word.

hey that short open mic you wrote about mcdonalds cheeseburgers was cool

do you remember?

i really liked that one and om isn't my cup of tea

i fux with @dead man 's shit hardbody tho

[El Muffin]

my fav text showings would have to be my first 15-0 run on rm

my champ run in 08 on rm

and snatching calefactions belt on nc 1.0 amid huge controversy (wasn't really controversy..poll went up and i won it like 33-8 lol)

edit: lol something new

beating beyond on rm several years ago...him proceeding to talk shit only last year like i could never again beat him...then him getting flawlessed in the alias tourney by me a few months ago and disappearing

i mean beating dude isn't shit to me...just the way things happened= hilarious

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Loll Muffy kills me 99% of the time I read his posts.

[Witty]

Muff you should read my OMs....they are of the highest quality, I assure you.

[Ghost1]

Muff should read a bullet into his face

[Strikta]

My nigga u went on a champ run in 08?

[boof]

i remember when muff made his transition to top tier, and I saw you drop that CASINO line in the worst bars thread but I always thought that was super dope when I first read it

[Strikta]

Yeah, Muffy was & still is a problem.

Regardless of what ppl think of him, when he wants to he drops bars.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Strikta

My nigga u went on a champ run in 08?

yeah.

beat seph and q in a 3way for it.

they were the weakest comp I had on the way to the belt though..it was the matches prior to that I was supposed to lose but slaughtered them in gruesome fashion (Silent L aka Magus for example)

I went through a cutthroat phase..wish I could recapture it..

and witty you are dope..don't let my spiteful comments in the past make you think otherwise...Im just fond of dead mans style. evocative

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Muffy was dope back in the days.

I remember when he caught a few unexpected bodies on RM.

That nigga text speaks a different language now and days tho.

Thank god for google translator.

[Witty]

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To battle them is my real test,
To beat them is my cause.

I will travel across the net,
Searching far and wide.
Each text battle to understand
The power that's inside

Text Battles, (gotta rap them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Text Battles, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Text Battles, (gotta rap them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
(Text-bat-tles) Gotta rap 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me Fox, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Text Battles!

(Gotta rap 'em all)

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Text Battles!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Text Battles!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

Text Battles!

(Gotta rap 'em all)x5

Text Battles!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Text Battles!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Text Battles!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

TEXT BATTLES!
Gotta rap'em all!!
Gotta rap'em all!!
TEXT BATTLES!!!

[El Muffin]

for some reason I read that and immediately thought of the old Crossfire commercials

you know the Milton Bradley table game thing?

Cross-fire.........ooooo something something crossfireeeeeeeeee

CROSSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aerosmith voice)

good pokemon parody nevertheless

[sral]

muff was good once?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Yea...

Muffy champed RM after all the top, middle and low tier niggas bounced.

[Greed]

Originally Posted by Muff

for some reason I read that and immediately thought of the old Crossfire commercials

you know the Milton Bradley table game thing?

Cross-fire.........ooooo something something crossfireeeeeeeeee

CROSSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aerosmith voice)

good pokemon parody nevertheless

This hit home with me.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by sraL

muff was good once?

don't be that guy.

if im not mistaken..you were one of the ones who voted for me in damn near every battle I was in before I champed.

and don't front as if they were indifferent votes either. i.e "both sucked but muff won"

nononono

it was more like.

breastmilk?

LMAOAOADLMFAOLMFAOAOAOOAO
"hilarious approach" and the like. lol I can go grab links if youd like

so don't act like you have amnesia nigga. fuckboy shit. your too old for that

I give you your props..even when you aren't around.


@Amen don't let him fool you. he was actually around when I was doing work

[veritas]

Sup muff?

[Allen Knight]

llmaoo how do u remember a vote, smh, life must suck in muffs world.

[Wise Wiggles]

Lost to seph in the nbl champ match, thought he robbed me pretty bad. Lot of haters. Haven't battled since. Believe that was like 2 and half years ago or something..

[big baby]

the ones where me and pancake destroyed everybody tagteam we soc ute