I have married a fox irl

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Bags

The fox has a dick. Its a real fox an it fucks u in the forrest. Lol.u guys got married by a snake w a preacher collar and ur best man was a squirrell. Lol ole jungle book wedding license lookin fuck boy. Some times u make dinner and the fox punches u in the m9uth cuz its too spicy. U know u can leave at anytime.....but ur afraid of change. U were in a 3 legged race at the forrest picnic amd u almost w9n but then u tripped. Instead of laugh8ng the fox fly off the handle. Dredging up heated arguments from the past about how ur parents go to the bathroom in doors and ab9ut the weight u put on after the holidays. Ud be more likely to attend ur spin classes more regularly if the fox would support u 9nce in a while or comment on ur figure ...even if u havent lost any weight. One time the fox won 3 tickets to the forrest baseball game. Every1 was excited. He told u and ur little faggot of a mutant fox son that all 3 of u would go to the game together. The nite before the game the fox hit the beam pretty hard. U knew how he gets when hes had a few......but u just kept on. The fox flew off the hinges. Little fagot fox jr in ears reach...HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO FEEL TAKING U AND THAT HALFBREED OUT INTO PUBLIC!?!? Slams his rocks glass into the sink. You end up taking ur fagot son to the game alone. All the other forrest families are at the game. They glare and whisper to eachother. None of the other children will play w ur halfbreed son. They hate him. He looks peter from jumanji when he cheats an turns into the wolf man dog creature.....an a bit mid transformation from thriller like....and also the stations from bill and teds bogus journey. On the way home from the game u shed a small tear. But ur strong. U dont weap. U just push ur chin up and drive off. When u get home its quiet. The fox is in a drunken slumber. After a few hours ur getting ready for bed when a brick comes flying thru the window then a molotov pinecone comes spiraling in after. GET OUT OF OUR FORREST HUMAN!! TAKE UR HALFBREED SON WITH U!!! they screamed. The fox is woken by this. He grabs his shotgun....pulls his suspenders over his shoulders then runs out the front door firing... LEAVE MY FAMILY BE!!! The forrest clan drives off. You go to hug the fox an tell him how much u love him and how proud u are of him for sticking up for you and your son but he just pushes u away. Get away from me he says. U shouldnt be here. So u pack up the station wagon and head to ur mothers house. You already know what she will say. She never approved of u marrying the fox. HES AN ANIMAL she cried! What did she know tho? U were in love. One day ud make her understand. One day.

This....is majestic.

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