E Tha Real 3-3 vs Alvin Karpis 1-1 - KARPIS WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, January 8th 2014 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• EXTENSIONS ARE LIMITED - IF YOU USE YOURS IT WILL BE NOTED
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

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• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

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First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@E Tha Real @Alvin Karpis

[Alvin Karpis]

check 10

[E Tha Real]

In

[Alvin Karpis]

Everything I’m rappin is sharp, you don’t have half of the heart
You’re top 3 fears are: battling karp, battling karp, battling karp
We both lost to Knuck this season but I don’t need the facts
Cuz he beat me w/ played np’s & you’re only excuse is being wack
You’re low tier garbage, I’m top ranked, damnit fool
Don’t ya dumbass know it’s I before E like that grammar rule
Snatch ya chick cuz I aint even playing you should see what I’m slaying
This Decan make ya bitch get on her knees fast & she aint even praying
Got Einstein rollin in his grave and don’t act like this shit is fair
Listen here, faggot E does not = MC, you’re just a square

[E Tha Real]

Rumor is you always sign up at the peak... Of vets leaving
League falling apart & ZING! u sign in to collect cheap wins
Datelife reminds me of auto insurance, how this geico for pigs
Last years champ Tetris no-showed & u stole his title bitch
pre-writtens from the holidays season will blunder fast
We only see carmax... when he returns his clunker for cash
Only AK i'd ever respect lost to Karoake foolishly
Voters will Boo-Yah to him more than Stuart Scotts eulogy
text career of losing to karp'll tunnels lines wtf is guys prob
LoL @ Ya Slutty girl having more boy groups in her than your ipod

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

Everything I’m rappin is sharp, you don’t have half of the heart
You’re top 3 fears are: battling karp, battling karp, battling karp
this could've been better
We both lost to Knuck this season but I don’t need the facts
Cuz he beat me w/ played np’s & you’re only excuse is being wack
not feeling it
You’re low tier garbage, I’m top ranked, damnit fool
Don’t ya dumbass know it’s I before E like that grammar rule
the setup was good I just didn't like the concept of the punch
Snatch ya chick cuz I aint even playing you should see what I’m slaying
This Decan make ya bitch get on her knees fast & she aint even praying
cool wordplay
Einstein rollin in his grave and don’t act like this shit is fair
Listen here, faggot E does not = MC, you’re just a square
cool concept, punch lacked

Originally Posted by E Tha Real

Rumor is you always sign up at the peak... Of vets leaving
League falling apart & ZING! u sign in to collect cheap wins
doesn't really rhyme
Datelife reminds me of auto insurance, how this geico for pigs
Last years champ Tetris no-showed & u stole his title bitch
irrelevant setup but cool personal
pre-writtens from the holidays season will blunder fast
We only see carmax... when he returns his clunker for cash
not feeling it
Only AK i'd ever respect lost to Karoake foolishly
Voters will Boo-Yah to him more than Stuart Scotts eulogy
this is poorly worded, concept was there.. could've been a good punch
text career of losing to karp'll tunnels lines wtf is guys prob
LoL @ Ya Slutty girl having more boy groups in her than your ipod
this was kinda funny

v/ E

expected better from both of you
alotta the shit you guys wrote felt forced and just didn't work well

I went with E for having a bar or 2 over al
the noshow and boy groups did it for him

al had the better concepts but he just didn't execute

[timeless]

last 3 bars

vs.

opener, boo-yah

Alvin got this. came more aggressive and fresh. E using geico and cash for clunker concepts. Could prolly go either way tho. good battle.

v. Alvin

[Sharp]

Everything I’m rappin is sharp, you don’t have half of the heart
You’re top 3 fears are: battling karp, battling karp, battling karp
alright
We both lost to Knuck this season but I don’t need the facts
Cuz he beat me w/ played np’s & you’re only excuse is being wack
ok but just kinda statementy
You’re low tier garbage, I’m top ranked, damnit fool
Don’t ya dumbass know it’s I before E like that grammar rule
slick
Snatch ya chick cuz I aint even playing you should see what I’m slaying
This Decan make ya bitch get on her knees fast & she aint even praying
nice
Got Einstein rollin in his grave and don’t act like this shit is fair
Listen here, faggot E does not = MC, you’re just a square
eh


Rumor is you always sign up at the peak... Of vets leaving
League falling apart & ZING! u sign in to collect cheap wins
statementy personal
Datelife reminds me of auto insurance, how this geico for pigs
Last years champ Tetris no-showed & u stole his title bitch
another
pre-writtens from the holidays season will blunder fast
We only see carmax... when he returns his clunker for cash
cool
Only AK i'd ever respect lost to Karoake foolishly
Voters will Boo-Yah to him more than Stuart Scotts eulogy
little stretched but ok
text career of losing to karp'll tunnels lines wtf is guys prob
LoL @ Ya Slutty girl having more boy groups in her than your ipod
lol ok

close, but I think Karp's quoteables were a lil harder. I before E (havent seen, if its played my bad) and Deacon outweighed carmax and the boy band jawn. Plus E had two personal statements that coulda done more damage, at least for me. Cool battle and I feel like this is still anyone's dub but I give karp my personal edge

v/karp

[Mercules]

Everything I’m rappin is sharp, you don’t have half of the heart
You’re top 3 fears are: battling karp, battling karp, battling karp---MEH

We both lost to Knuck this season but I don’t need the facts
Cuz he beat me w/ played np’s & you’re only excuse is being wack--OK

You’re low tier garbage, I’m top ranked, damnit fool
Don’t ya dumbass know it’s I before E like that grammar rule---NICE

Snatch ya chick cuz I aint even playing you should see what I’m slaying
This Decan make ya bitch get on her knees fast & she aint even praying---EH

Got Einstein rollin in his grave and don’t act like this shit is fair
Listen here, faggot E does not = MC, you’re just a square---EH OK

VS

Rumor is you always sign up at the peak... Of vets leaving
League falling apart & ZING! u sign in to collect cheap wins---EH

Datelife reminds me of auto insurance, how this geico for pigs
Last years champ Tetris no-showed & u stole his title bitch ---PERSONAL BUT NOT HARD HITTING

pre-writtens from the holidays season will blunder fast
We only see carmax... when he returns his clunker for cash----COOL

Only AK i'd ever respect lost to Karoake foolishly
Voters will Boo-Yah to him more than Stuart Scotts eulogy---COOL

text career of losing to karp'll tunnels lines wtf is guys prob
LoL @ Ya Slutty girl having more boy groups in her than your ipod---DECENT

VERY CLOSE. COULD GO EITHER WAY. E STARTED SLOW BUT HIS LAST 3 LINES WERE COOL. E WAS A BIT MORE CREATIVE BUT HIS WORDING WAS WORSE. VOTE E BY A HAIR

[Cashius]

Decan, mc squared

Vs.

Car max was ok

I thought Karp took this pretty easily. I was feeling more lines and his non quotables were stronger.

Karp.

[Destroyer]

I before E, Decan, Does not equal MC

vs

carmax almost

v/AK

[Greed]

Battling karp, decan

Vs

iPod

E you had cool concepts and then ruined the execution. How you gonna have a opener that doesn't rhyme that's a bad look. Ak took it.

V ak