WEEK 6 PIC ROAST

Sharp · 12-29-2014, 04:27 PM

10 lines max
due Friday
winner gets accomp+priority for contender matches

since Allen decided to stick jilti's pic in discussion instead of here (thanks anyway bro) i dug into the BA archives for an unused pic battle and came up with this

meet Subtitles

get roasting

El Muffin · 12-29-2014, 05:34 PM

lolol I got this when I get off work.

will edit.

OMFG I JUST CAME UPW ITH 10 in like a couple mintues

ill be back shortly HAHAHAHHA THIS WILL BE GUD.

E Tha Real · 12-29-2014, 05:52 PM

Subtitles read 'welcome the only gansta named Byron or Stan'
LoL@ Ghostface killah promotin his 96 album called iron man
Sweaty palms & it dont take google glass to see you
Yearning to get in that iron man 2 quicker than Don Cheadle
Wearing grand daddys sweater, what ran out of blouses?
Kid from kid n' play not into house parties but bounce house
Dead @ a criss cross lookalike & other phony parts
BTW why is Cousin skeeter getting fisted by Tony Stark
You do the Ugly sweater party theme the honors
I got a trick up my sleeve, Looks like u got a dick tat on yours

El Muffin · 12-29-2014, 06:45 PM

lmfao @E Tha Real your closer was one of the things I had in mind.

dudes like "look at me n Iron man" lmfaaaao that's too tragic
nigga even the alltell guy finds a green pole w/ ribbons more interesting than u faggots
Fucker swears hes hard. in regards to that approach? damn im befuddled
We all know ud Break Apart in the Atmosphere..so no wonder ur nose looks like the Challenger Shuttle
Bro you don't cop designer shit. this lames a vegetable
If he Just Came From Sacks n Fifths..he obv climaxed after getting drunk and playing w/ testicles
Fuck this frail little boy. im not afraid, im honest
But Either his barber is a Dick or he got his eyebrows done by Lorena Bobbit
You soft ass hell dawg. looking like you wouldn't even push a statue
But never Put a Part in your Head again..we knew you were an Actor by just LOOKING AT YOU

his nose does look like a space shuttle a minute after take off tho

El Muffin · 12-30-2014, 03:30 AM

@Amen
@Packed Graves
@jilti
@Allen Knight
@Destroyer
@ everyone

goggoooooo power ranggggers.

mightee morphin powerrrrrrr rangERRRRRRRRRREEEERRRRRRRRRRRRS

mimic · 01-05-2015, 05:09 AM

think ur g? stop frontin' u aint fresh when I'm beating cowards,
only other time ur touchin' Iron is when ur mum agrees to pocket allowance
s'like u met ur hero nd thts sad as fuck, ur face shows it's true
cuz ur eyebrows look happy as fuck nd prolly asked for separate autographs too

12-29-2014, 05:34 PM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	lolol I got this when I get off work. will edit. OMFG I JUST CAME UPW ITH 10 in like a couple mintues ill be back shortly HAHAHAHHA THIS WILL BE GUD. __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 12-29-2014 at 05:47 PM.

12-29-2014, 06:45 PM	#4
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	lmfao @E Tha Real your closer was one of the things I had in mind. dudes like "look at me n Iron man" lmfaaaao that's too tragic nigga even the alltell guy finds a green pole w/ ribbons more interesting than u faggots Fucker swears hes hard. in regards to that approach? damn im befuddled We all know ud Break Apart in the Atmosphere..so no wonder ur nose looks like the Challenger Shuttle Bro you don't cop designer shit. this lames a vegetable If he Just Came From Sacks n Fifths..he obv climaxed after getting drunk and playing w/ testicles Fuck this frail little boy. im not afraid, im honest But Either his barber is a Dick or he got his eyebrows done by Lorena Bobbit You soft ass hell dawg. looking like you wouldn't even push a statue But never Put a Part in your Head again..we knew you were an Actor by just LOOKING AT YOU his nose does look like a space shuttle a minute after take off tho __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 12-30-2014 at 04:38 AM.

12-30-2014, 03:30 AM	#5
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	@Amen @Packed Graves @jilti @Allen Knight @Destroyer @ everyone goggoooooo power ranggggers. mightee morphin powerrrrrrr rangERRRRRRRRRREEEERRRRRRRRRRRRS __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-05-2015, 05:09 AM	#6
mimic ' Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 249 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 983526	think ur g? stop frontin' u aint fresh when I'm beating cowards, only other time ur touchin' Iron is when ur mum agrees to pocket allowance s'like u met ur hero nd thts sad as fuck, ur face shows it's true cuz ur eyebrows look happy as fuck nd prolly asked for separate autographs too Last edited by mimic; 01-05-2015 at 05:14 AM.

12-29-2014, 05:52 PM	#3
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054892	Subtitles read 'welcome the only gansta named Byron or Stan' LoL@ Ghostface killah promotin his 96 album called iron man Sweaty palms & it dont take google glass to see you Yearning to get in that iron man 2 quicker than Don Cheadle Wearing grand daddys sweater, what ran out of blouses? Kid from kid n' play not into house parties but bounce house Dead @ a criss cross lookalike & other phony parts BTW why is Cousin skeeter getting fisted by Tony Stark You do the Ugly sweater party theme the honors I got a trick up my sleeve, Looks like u got a dick tat on yours