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Old 12-24-2014, 04:04 PM   #1
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Default Merry Fucking Xmas

"MERRY FUCKING XMAS"
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I was the missing the report, they say it was dishonorable.
Some guy sippin' on some Coors, fishing by the shore,
was locked in and entombed in the hospital. Ripped, cut up and worn,
drifting from a storm where bliss has no remorse.
Some martyr making news, got caught pissing on some whore.
Turned himself into police after he took a big shit on their floor.
There's risk in tug of war, you'll get the apples, no free jacks.
Wishing for some torque even though I got 12 tackles and 3 sacks.
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Cliff and Kay acted crazy, Cliff bought her a pool.
I watched right from my car, caught her in the nude.
She was cock-blocking him hard, real proper with her moves.
Taught her in the schools not to get chopped up in the yard.
That's how Cliff left her, then he got shot twice at the bar.
She survived, she stopped me all alarmed, so I propped her on a stool.
She was backing up mean ass for a chick whose father was a Jew.
I was smacking each cheek fast, then some cop stopped me to prove
that at his Xmas Dinner, I was the one who slobbered on the food.
The cops knew I was cool but still robbed me of my jewels.
The place where I'm from's a mix of Compton and Beirut.
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Back to slapping her asscheeks... she couldn't manage to react.
Blasted off weed snacks, was like 'Bitch, this happening! Relax.'
It wasn't stone cold rape, more like roleplay, basking in green cash.
Orgasms had her asking for relapse to her ol' habits and fiend traps.
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Should I hit the chapel to seek facts on my prepared forgiveness?
There isn't a better, yet worst time of year. Merry fucking christmas.
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