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Turkey Day Throwdown Results


Allen Knight
u didnt get ur bitch willingly, kidnappin's the way dude get's her
wen J Locker down, its cuz this faggots the size of 30 Titan ships put together
talkin about car's will get u beat to death, its trouble dude
ill give M-3 uppercuts to the face then run over his body w/ a bmw
in a brawl i'd duck ur hits, my skills way better
i can read my opponents, ur faggot ass gotta IQ lower than mayweathers
ur girl gets tea bagged on the reg, her ass is being reckless
balls go over her head more than a season of calvin johnson TD catches
this biter steals shit from ppl on there worst day, ur bars fake
alley a pile of bodys, while u reuse concepts thrown out by them in a dark place


Odd Ways
The lord and pastors can't save u, my left hook..can't deny it
I'll throw a cross that'll leave his soul lifted, no spiritual guidance
This ain't a game boy, u ain't at a boss level homie ya rep gone
My goons'll put so many sharp shells in ya back, ya funeral'll vibe to bowsers theme song

Blanco Bishop
I'll put the gat to the back of y'all heads- it'll b a critical story
the blast'll push so many thoughts forward..ud think i was startin a political party
^^thought the flip was dope but rhyme was kinda off
ur upward potential's reached its peak- no way that u harmin me
but if u do break through the Glass Ceiling. .hope a jagged edge cuts through an artery

jilti
should wear my gym attire the way i pick up 45's without getting tired
but it's not a workout regimen when Whey gets shaken up after i finish lifting iron
bums standing around a trash can fire creates a shadow, like of what you used to be
ironic only people appreciating garbage when Night drops are bums looking for food to eat
^^clever but Knight/night bars are done to death. prolly the best i've seen in awhile tho

Neighbor
I'm bringing magazines out; talk slick & I bet he regrets it
I got a whole catalog for Odyssey, so book Homer ya end'll be Epic

Joe Metts
They should add an N and a T to your name especially if it's beef now
cuz the way I handle it is to park right in front of you and get the heat out

E Tha Real
Drunk in love with NC's very own sexual chocolate!!! i'm reportin man
When Bishop fucks with a Silver spice.. she's nooo Captain Morgan brand


Winner= Allen Knight. It wasn't really too close. Of all the dudes that posted actively Allen was the most consistent and half the shots at him were terribly played Knight nameflips. Neighbor had my favorite bar of the cyph then just disappeared into the sunset. Odd Ways and Blanco Bishop definitely could've been stronger contenders by flipping more bars rather than going for generic wordplays and name flips. Jilti and Hydra just had a lot of played stuff, especially with Allen. E's got some rust to shake off and kinda bordered on corny to me Neigh, Joe Metts, Muff and Obnoxious all could've been contenders easily if they posted more.



Interview with Allen Knight


Alright I'm here with one of two battlers with wins EVERY week so far in NBL, Allen Knight. What's up bro?

Chillen out, whatsup playa.

Congrats on that Thanksgiving cyph win. What did you think of your competition in there and do you ever get tired of your strongest competition thinking Night flips are fresh?

Thanks bro, & it was good, there was alot of good bars in that cyph, some not so good
to but w.e its a cyph gotta try different things right? & i just laugh at that shit at this point its like some one using an Orkin line on orc or like a karpet line on alvin, if u wanna waste a bar for played shit its w/e idc.

This week you're against Destroyer in a contender match. What are your thoughts on Destroyer and how do you think this battle will go?

I think des is pretty good, hes got bars. He can be inconsistent to & an hes old as dirt.
also heard hes a volunteer crossing guard which is suspect as fuck, hes prolly a pedo.
but this battle will be good.

What do you think of the NBL so far? Anything you wanna see changed/improved?

I think its rolling smoothly besides the fact the site has been down acouple times,
but its not bad. I'd like to see more sign ups & less no shows tbh. Voting is good
ppl are doing there part. Just want this league to have some more battlers.
An more beefing thats wat makes the battles better. so fuck u all.

Who do you think is the biggest lame on NC right now? Ties are acceptable

Damn LOL, this is a hard one cuz theres alot of lame muthafuckas.
ima let ur minds wonder, i dont feel like listing all there names, tbh.
If u feel like i'd name you then thats good enough for me.

Anyone you wanna battle this season or wanna see sign in?

Dominate, Beyond, Bags, Joe Metts & Karp, Hush to come back...
I wanna battle Orc the most outta anyone.

Thanks for doing this interview, I'll give you the last word for whatever you want.[

No doubt homie, & i'd like to shout out u my dude for running this league smooth.
& to Legion. lets keep this league moving everyone.
Drop ur best.


Power Rankings

1. Karaoke
Hasn't lost a battle yet and is motivated as all hell to champ. Expecting some big showings from him and is likely to see a few champ matches no matter what happens this week.

2. Allen Knight
Another undefeated cat who can be harsh as all hell, just had that cypher win and doesn't show signs of slowing down.

3. Orc
HOF'er and past season champ showing up and doing his thing. Orc at 70% is a problem for anyone and we're likely to get more than that.

4. Destroyer
Can drop with the best of them and is legit competition. If he does everything he's capable of he could go from 4th contender to champ.

5. Cashius
Dope battler with no rust, definitely going to be a problem for whoever he faces.

6. Amen
Solid battler who is likely to be in a contender match soon.

7. kami
Dude has consistent drops and is competition for anyone is this league. Expect to see him go far if he hangs around.

8. jilti
Same situation as Amen, only with more played flips. If that changes he'll be a problem.


Interview with Karaoke

Alright I'm here with one of two battlers with wins EVERY week so far in NBL, Karaoke. What's up bro?

Hi...Im chilling man...Im here sipping some organic red wine while listening to this new Kevin gates mixtape...Im on some rich nigga lifestyle shit bro...Life is good bro....I just got a raise at work...Im making about a 3rd of what Diode makes right now and 5x more than Strikta...I smashed a bunch of new girls this year...just copped some margielas, balenciaga's and guccis...Thank you, Jesus...

So as of right now you're on pace for another perfect season, do you think you can repeat last year's feat and what do you think your odds of champing this season are?

Looking at the competition I feel like I can easily go undefeated this season...Ive beaten the top heads in the league right now, Orc and Cashius...The problem is me finding the time or inspiration to keep doing this...I have two jobs and 5 bitches man...

This week you're against Orc in a contender match. What are your thoughts on Orc and how do you think this battle will go?

This battle is Mayweather vs Pacquaio...We are the best of this site...this shouldve been the champ match...I figured that I would be battling Allen so I wrote a verse against him...But im ready for this man...this is milk vs chocolate...We're like the last two highlanders....Im going to cut his head off, b...Orc is dope...He cant even speak English and hes killing niggas in a foreign language...Orc is netcees...If youre a new battler, in order for you to be successful you have to emulate Orc's style...Why do you think Jilti and Tic Tac have wins??...They try to copy Orc's style...it works against other new niggas but not against everyone else...With that being said, hes not fucking with me...I have my own style...I can use personals, current events and generics... Orc only has generics...I want to fuck his mother...

What do you think of the NBL so far? Anything you wanna see changed/improved?

The NBL is good as is...I want to see more heads in it...

Who do you think is the biggest lame on NC right now? Ties are acceptable

Smh...there are way too many...Muff has always been lame... I realize why i never interacted with him on rm/411 hype...The nigga is so high strung...Amen is compulsive...He's just like Muff...Hes a faggot...Clayton is faggot that looks like a lesbian....Tic is becoming a faggot as well...Winning that newbie tourney went to his head...Humble Tic was cool...but newbie champ Tic is a giant faggot...Relax man its just the newbie tourney...winning in the d league doesnt make you the spurs...


Anyone you wanna battle this season or wanna see sign in?

Like I always say, I want to battle the legends...but I want to also battle Dominate...Letterman needs to come back...homie who I was supposed to battle last week is good too...I want him to sign back in...En Sabu whatever needs to come back...Unfuk needs to come back...


Thanks for doing this interview, I'll give you the last word for whatever you want.

This is going to be my last season win or lose...Im done with text after this...This shit has been a cool way to kill time at work...Make this shit enjoyable fellas...If you take an L, come back next week with fire...dont sign out... Keep showing up...Rb is the d league...stop copping easy wins and come to the pros...Stop swaying...if youre losing, youre losing...stop explaining your lines in the chat while the battle is still open...stop complaining about votes...Its faggot shit...Bye...