I got punched in the face by a fat guy cuz I kissed his woman then we became best friends

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Originally Posted by Witty

LOL pretty accurate...she was flirting with me, and she was hot so I did what I do, then it turned out her boyfriend was with the people i was drinking with, he saw me kissing her and punched me, i hit him back and we got kicked out and then we had a smoke and bonded over what a slut she is while we waited for evetyone else to get out and we went back to some dudes house and drank rum.

Dude! My night ended in rum too! Met a bunch of cuties, almost got hit, but they were too scared to escalate things.